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Bad thread with no context. I don't know why but I Google image searched Dale Doback today. I think the exact moment when Dale surpasses Brennan is when he says "Hello Mz. La-dee" during the interview with Pand. I've always been a Brennan guy. But today it was all Dale. It's Dale. 

Love Dale but I’m more sympathetic to Brennan. Asshole brother who led the school assembly years ago in humiliating Brennan and continues to torment him. Even Brennan’s hot mom joined in the high school mockery and having a hot mom who Dale and everyone else openly lusts after has got to be a burden too. Knowing he had the singing voice of the generation yet afraid to share it with the world due to these compounded insecurities and a diet of white dog shit…

4 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Team Dale for me.  Only for the reason that he rose from the ashes and bought the LA Lakers while banging Playboy models.

Stole that right from under Brennan's nose.

Well Brennan had the mangina first, so...

 

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35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well Brennan had the mangina first, so...

 

Right, Brennan has a mangina, while Dale has a luscious V from his chest pubes to his ball fro. Is this a serious question?

Team Brennan. 

Songbird of his generation. Loves watching COPS and Shark Week. Blazed that shit up every day with Johnnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. Plus, he fucking crushed it at the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Eight posts in and I still have no idea what this is about. 

I'm guessing I'm better off...

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There should be a squad of us who peruse threads looking for shit like this so we can identify the subject for those of us who are clueless.  I'll go first:

They are talking about Step Brothers and which character was the best.  

Are you asking me if I prefer the guy who is too shy to sing or the dude who slams married chicks in the bathroom? I'm team Dale

4 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Dale because he has the voice of an angel

Wut?

Team Dale. My dude could wail on the drums.

2 minutes ago, lateshow said:

Wut?

Team Dale. My dude could wail on the drums.

Shit my brain must've been in reverse. Brennan has the voice of an angel. #teambrennan

Brennan nailed The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer and his therapist. Not to mention the fact that he put his nut sack on Dale’s drum set. So I gotta give him the nod in a close race.

Team Dale for nailing Kathryn Hahn. 

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On 3/19/2022 at 12:37 AM, juan pantages said:

Which one is less of a doucher? That’s the one I pick 

You seem pretty cool. 

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