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Can't stop watching:

And actually, I can close my eyes and enjoy this just as much.  The sound the bat makes is incredible and the crowd reactions are great.

Double fuck.  Too young.  I'll never forget Game 7 against the Brewers in 1982, fist in the air:

 

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22 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Waino coming back. I’m indifferent if it causes issues signing guys.

I think he should have gone out with yadi. Will be weird seeing him pitch to someone else next year.   But,  he's not taking a ton of money (10 million is deferred) and mo said they are going to significantly up the payroll. So we will see. I love waino and I know he's disappointed in the how the season ended. I just hope he has a much left in the tank as he says he does. 

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22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

Why couldn't it have been Jim Edmonds????????

https://redbirdrants.com/2022/12/06/st-louis-cardinals-dan-mclaughlin-charged-dwi/

Danny and Brad in the booth together are great.  Surely they can't keep Danny after this, right?  

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1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Danny and Brad in the booth together are great.  Surely they can't keep Danny after this, right?  

I don't see how he keeps himself out of jail after this.

This sucks, but yeah, they have to move on from Danny. He needs to get his life in order.

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19 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about Contreras.  I'll let you all know next fall.

I feel good that I'm going to spend far less time screaming "PINCH HITTER!!!" at the TV whenever our catcher comes to bat late in a close game.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I feel good that I'm going to spend far less time screaming "PINCH HITTER!!!" at the TV whenever our catcher comes to bat late in a close game.

Should be far fewer double plays that end in otherwise promising inning.

  • 2 weeks later...

How dumb do you have to be to get 3 DUIs?  The guy probably makes good money, if not REAL good money . . . call an Uber.

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I wonder how often he was drunk during the games?

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder how often he was drunk during the games?

And yet still more lucid than Jim Edmonds

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4 minutes ago, The Dude said:

And yet still more lucid than Jim Edmonds

Dumb And Dumber GIF

  • 3 weeks later...

Interview with Bob Uecker about his "tuba incident" at the '64 World Series.  (Cardinals topped the Yankees, for what it's worth.  I was a one year old living near Washington University.)

 

51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's a sousaphone, nerd!!!

If Bob Uecker calls it a tuba, I'm calling it a tuba.

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Chip Caray in the booth would suck.  The man is the word "vapid" personified.  

  • 4 weeks later...
On 1/24/2023 at 7:08 AM, You don't know me said:

Chip's a done deal, right?

Yes.... but with ballys going bk, who knows? 

He looked good today. Hopefully, he does not give Mo and Co a reason to keep him down in the minors to start the year.

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2 hours ago, Capn81 said:

He looked good today. Hopefully, he does not give Mo and Co a reason to keep him down in the minors to start the year.

Oh sure...

He could hit .500 with 20 HRs this spring and they'll send him down.  And everyone will know exactly why and be OK with it somehow.

Oh sure...
He could hit .500 with 20 HRs this spring and they'll send him down.  And everyone will know exactly why and be OK with it somehow.

To be honest, I feel like they want him up this spring. It kinda of feels as if they want O’Neil and Carlson to battle. And then move on from one of them during the season.

I don't see any scenario where Walker breaks camp on the big league roster.  This team just doesn't do that.

ETA:  But Dejong will.  It's a mystery.  I saw a tweet the other day about how Dejong was hitting balls all the way to just shy of the warning track.  Holy shit, that's amazing.  He was hitting fly outs.

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I should warn everyone that I'm getting completely obsessed with this guy:

 

They cannot keep Walker down if he keeps this up. People will riot after the FO not spending this off-season.

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Moz forgot to tell the social media group to tamp it down?

 

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You can't actually see where this ball goes, but you can hear the sound the bat makes, hear the sound the crowd makes, and hear the lady say "Oh my gosh" when the ball presumably lands, so just use your imagination.

 

 

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On 3/12/2023 at 2:42 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Don't fuck with me like that!  

Well, Walker is not helping himself out at the moment. I heard on the Locked on pod that he is 1 for 18 hitting lefties this spring training. That might just be the ammo needed to send him down.

I guess he hit over 300 against lefties all last year, but still hit 280 or so against lefties.

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