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Forgive me if I don't believe this-- Aggies have been trying to do this for over a hundred years, and they farthest they got was getting fucked in the ass by South Carolina

Edited by TheRealChuckWoolery

I bet the quills were preventing removal. like the barbs on a stingray’s tail. sounds absolutely dreadful. you gotta pluck that chicken first. 

Edited by futureman

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I bet the quills were preventing removal. like the barbs on a stingray’s tail. sounds absolutely dreadful. you gotta pluck that chicken first. 

🎵 you got to pluck it

before you fuck it 🎶 

Which came first?  The chicken or the egg farmer that shoved it up his ass?

The Chicken Dicksie?

Edited by Lobo

MESS YOU UP!

You never go full Aggie.  You play with the chicken.  You pet the chicken.  You pluck the chicken.  But you don't fuck the chicken.  Don't ever go full Aggie.

He’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. 

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. 

Biggest whore on 5th coop, I'm told! 

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Thread belongs in Lulz.  This is the [serious] board.

A live chicken stuck in your ass seems pretty serious. 

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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You win the game! Brilliant find.

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

still alive?

 

 

If only Layne Staley was still alive.  Dude could sing...

 

 

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

7 hours ago, butthurt said:

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Username way too checks out. 

Probably caused by daylight savings time.  The struggle has been real for Hoosiers.

Thank god it was only a chicken in the ass. I thought Indiana went to all male cheerleaders. 

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1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Thank god it was only a chicken in the ass. I thought Indiana went to all male cheerleaders. 

Almost.

 

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On 3/17/2022 at 12:23 PM, butthurt said:

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Took way too long for this post to happen, Surl be slippin’. 

On 3/17/2022 at 7:05 AM, Lobo said:

MESS YOU UP!

You never go full Aggie.  You play with the chicken.  You pet the chicken.  You pluck the chicken.  But you don't fuck the chicken.  Don't ever go full Aggie.

In Indiana, chicken fucks you.

I thought Purdue fucks the chickens? 

Indiana Highway Patrol Officer, Rod Farva:

"License and Registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!"

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It's a mind boggling thing

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