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On 3/19/2022 at 7:05 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's too easy. Needs the old broomstick up the ass treatment

A patient at a mental hospital I worked at did this to himself. It's truly horrifying. We heard the screams across the facility. 

Yeah, what's with leaving the bodies in hotel rooms easily traceable to him?

On 3/17/2022 at 8:31 PM, Deej said:

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Wait, Sheldon is a dog murderer?

I did not see that coming.

9 hours ago, WBT said:

Yeah, what's with leaving the bodies in hotel rooms easily traceable to him?

uh, psychopath who thinks its no big deal to kill dogs?

On 3/18/2022 at 7:13 AM, RomaVicta said:

I'm waiting for all the dull puns that flower in threads about terrible things happening to people. What happened to the pride in callousness?

Don't get me wrong, just about any remark that's actually funny is justified. Puns generally aren't funny unless you're British. 

 

All the usual punsters are doggedly working to come up with something worthy. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

All the usual punsters are doggedly working to come up with something worthy. 

I so rarely pos rep a pun. I laughed. 

On 3/17/2022 at 2:17 PM, Goredho said:

Gotta figure this dude's dog killings were a waypoint to bigger things eventually, too.

Get a rope.

They usually are.

On 3/20/2022 at 12:27 PM, Underdog said:

May I have 5 minutes with him...  alone? 

 

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Any guesses on his Surly handle?

Scroll back and find the person who said they wish they could have 5 minutes alone with him in a hotel bathroom.

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Die, mother fucker. 

 

AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Buda man accused of torturing and killing a dog in a downtown Austin hotel in 2021 was indicted by a Travis County grand jury on three counts of cruelty to a non-livestock animal, a third-degree felony, according to a Travis County release.

According to an arrest warrant from 2021, Tyler Hastings Berry, 27, “intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly tortured an animal or in a cruel manner killed or caused serious or bodily injury to an animal.”

Berry is in custody at Travis County jail as of Wednesday morning. KXAN has reached out to Berry’s attorney for a statement and will update this story if more information becomes available.

Police said officers responded to the Doubletree Suites on West 15th Street after the cleaning crew found a dead pit bull mix in a hotel room’s bathroom in June 2021. Hotel staff members said Berry checked out from that room earlier in the day.

In a separate incident, officers said staff members at another hotel in central Austin found a “wet deceased puppy” in a room where Berry stayed. However, police explained in the arrest warrant why they pursued no charges in that incident.

“Due to a mix-up in the 311/911 system, no officer was ever dispatched,” the warrant stated, “and ultimately the body of the puppy was thrown away by hotel staff.”

Berry was linked to a third report of two dead puppies found at another hotel in northwest Austin, where he stayed in 2021. “An investigation and necropsies were conducted and those puppies died from a lack of medical care,” an arrest warrant read.

Berry was arrested March 14 by the Pflugerville Police Department and charged with cruelty to a non-livestock animal.

Starts with animals.  We know how it ends.  Get that sick fuck off the streets 

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Die, mother fucker. 

 

AUSTIN (KXAN) — A Buda man accused of torturing and killing a dog in a downtown Austin hotel in 2021 was indicted by a Travis County grand jury on three counts of cruelty to a non-livestock animal, a third-degree felony, according to a Travis County release.

According to an arrest warrant from 2021, Tyler Hastings Berry, 27, “intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly tortured an animal or in a cruel manner killed or caused serious or bodily injury to an animal.”

Berry is in custody at Travis County jail as of Wednesday morning. KXAN has reached out to Berry’s attorney for a statement and will update this story if more information becomes available.

Police said officers responded to the Doubletree Suites on West 15th Street after the cleaning crew found a dead pit bull mix in a hotel room’s bathroom in June 2021. Hotel staff members said Berry checked out from that room earlier in the day.

In a separate incident, officers said staff members at another hotel in central Austin found a “wet deceased puppy” in a room where Berry stayed. However, police explained in the arrest warrant why they pursued no charges in that incident.

“Due to a mix-up in the 311/911 system, no officer was ever dispatched,” the warrant stated, “and ultimately the body of the puppy was thrown away by hotel staff.”

Berry was linked to a third report of two dead puppies found at another hotel in northwest Austin, where he stayed in 2021. “An investigation and necropsies were conducted and those puppies died from a lack of medical care,” an arrest warrant read.

Berry was arrested March 14 by the Pflugerville Police Department and charged with cruelty to a non-livestock animal.

So....are you allowed to torture livestock animals????

2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So....are you allowed to torture livestock animals????

depends on what you consider torture...

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

depends on what you consider torture...

depends on how close to Brazos County you are...

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So....are you allowed to torture livestock animals????

bold.  not even asking for a friend

14 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

bold.  not even asking for a friend

I'm guessing the legislator from College Station wanted the carve out to get his vote...

Need a good "unethical" cop to load him up and bring him to my place.  Real isolated with soft, sandy ground.

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12 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So....are you allowed to torture livestock animals????

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12 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So....are you allowed to torture livestock animals????

Well you could force a livestock to watch you cook and eat his testicles. Or so I've heard. That seems pretty hardcore.

On 3/21/2022 at 10:22 AM, Billy Pilgrim said:

Dude is a serial killer in the making. Hopefully he’ll be behind bars for a long time.

Hell even Buffalo Bill was a dog lover

On 6/30/2022 at 7:32 AM, Wally Pryor said:

 

In a separate incident, officers said staff members at another hotel in central Austin found a “wet deceased puppy” in a room where Berry stayed. However, police explained in the arrest warrant why they pursued no charges in that incident.

“Due to a mix-up in the 311/911 system, no officer was ever dispatched,” the warrant stated, “and ultimately the body of the puppy was thrown away by hotel staff.”

Uh huh sure. Wonderful PD we have here. JFC

18 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I assume that prison inmates are as kind to puppy killers as they are to child molesters, right?

 

 

We can only hope.

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