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Yea I want to be wrong but I don’t see us winning today. Purdue is a bad matchup especially in rebounding. Let’s hope we keep playing the way we did and knock down open shots and don’t turn the ball over. 
 

I see a 72-66 loss. 
 

fuck ou

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Bunch of weak dick energy around here.  72-68 in favor of the good guys.

We're destroying ours, win or lose.

 

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Sucks this game is so late on East Coast, fuck CBS for their weekend triple headers pushing games like this to later.  Hope I get to watch 60 Minutes in its entirety, though. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sucks this game is so late on East Coast, fuck CBS for their weekend triple headers pushing games like this to later.  Hope I get to watch 60 Minutes in its entirety, though. 

fake news lol

On 3/18/2022 at 10:08 PM, Zeus said:

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Damn.  Thread went 25 posts deep until we had the official ruling.  Is the spirit of shag ded?  You guys are being way to serious about this basketball stuff.

The tournament is only once a year.  Gash is errrday.  Ya'll slippin.

 

Concerned about Edey’s height giving Texas problems inside. 

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sucks this game is so late on East Coast, fuck CBS for their weekend triple headers pushing games like this to later.  Hope I get to watch 60 Minutes in its entirety, though. 

"Do you ever wonder when 60 Minutes will actually start because of the late game. What's the deal with late games, anyway?"

 

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we're gonna have trouble inside today.  we make our 3's though we can do this.

I'm wondering if Beard might change anything up.  press early or maybe push the ball harder.

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Damn.  Thread went 25 posts deep until we had the official ruling.  Is the spirit of shag ded?  You guys are being way to serious about this basketball stuff.

The tournament is only once a year.  Gash is errrday.  Ya'll slippin.

 

They weren't exactly begging to be rated lol

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They weren't exactly begging to be rated lol

Y'all are crazy. I'm in my 40s and would've been glad to disappoint any one of those young ladies and brag about it afterward.

15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

We need to hard foul their giants right in the nuts.

If they then retaliate without bending over, they're practically guaranteed to hit our guys above the shoulders and get ejected. Brilliant. 

5 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

We're going to win, some of you need to man the fuck up.

We win by at least 12+ after Purdue closes the gap in garbage time against the bench warmers. 

3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Concerned about Edey’s height giving Texas problems inside. 

Purdue certainly has a lot of lenf and strenf.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Purdue certainly has a lot of lenf and strenf.

What about depf?

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Purdue certainly has a lot of lenf and strenf.

They’re worthless and weak. 

Purdue’s center worries me. He’s 7’4’’ and moves pretty well. His stamina sucks though and Purdue spells him a lot. Even so, if he drops 15 boards and 5 blocks on Texas, they’re in a lot of trouble. 

Edey doesn't move much at all around the basket. He plants himself within 3 to 4 feet of the hole. His touch is very good. Shoots 66% from the floor. 

This will be a big issue given our size inside. Hard to double down as Purdue shoots very well as a team outside the arc. 

This is gonna go down in history as the Courtney Ramey game.

Get Carr to launch it from 3/4s and if he misses rebound and put back!  Repeat and rain above those hammerheads!

we wins🤘

Lady Longhorns up by 20 with less than five minutes to go.

Destroy those Utes and head on to the sweet sixteen, Ladies!

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

This is gonna go down in history as the Courtney Ramey game.

Ivey will be his. If Ramey can hold his own there then any offensive contributions will be a plus. 

Derka and I talking about the game earlier. Calling it. LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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I no longer have U-verse or any subscription TV packages, just individual streaming apps.

What's the easiest way for me to stream this game? Should I sign up for the DirecTV Streaming 5-day free trial?

11 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea I want to be wrong but I don’t see us winning today. Purdue is a bad matchup especially in rebounding. Let’s hope we keep playing the way we did and knock down open shots and don’t turn the ball over. 
 

I see a 72-66 loss. 
 

fuck ou


What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!... (I run to the door but no one follows me)

What the f--k happened to the Surly I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to predict victory with you, Hornius, we might be disappointed.' (shouting) Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Painter?  He's a dead man! Ivey?  Dead!  Evey ...

@MaybeACoordinator: Dead! Hornius is right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta beat these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional defenses and pick and goes. That could take years and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.  We're just the guys to do it...LET'S DO IT!

51 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Lady Longhorns up by 20 with less than five minutes to go.

Destroy those Utes and head on to the sweet sixteen, Ladies!


Great reading for us 'old folks' who work with a buncha utes!

59 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Derka and I talking about the game earlier. Calling it. LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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You have Derka's number?

That's how you humble brag right there.  Well done.

If Texas beats Purdue tonight they're going to the Elite 8, book it. Couldn't ask for a more favorable match up in the sweet 16 than a Cinderella team in Saint Peter's. I was happy to see Baylor eliminated, the worst possible match up for Texas in the East was trounced by UNC.

14 minutes ago, Chad said:

If Texas beats Purdue tonight they're going to the Elite 8, book it. Couldn't ask for a more favorable match up in the sweet 16 than a Cinderella team in Saint Peter's. I was happy to see Baylor eliminated, the worst possible match up for Texas in the East was trounced by UNC.

That last statement…

 

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What if over the second half of the season we actually developed into an offense that can put up 80 with some regularity, but we just didn't see it because we were playing in the toughest defensive conference in the country?

What if scoring 81 against Va Tech (#23 in scoring defense) was no fluke?

What if we're about to go apeshit on the #152 scoring defense in the country tonight?

26 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You have Derka's number?

That's how you humble brag right there.  Well done.

Derka is vetting me for campaign manager then eventually chief of staff when we join the ranks of fitlump in city council 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I don’t have the feels for this one. 

Man up, buddy. We fucking got this. Beard was born for these moments 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Derka is vetting me for campaign manager then eventually chief of staff when we join the ranks of fitlump in city council 

That seems like an overly elaborate plan to try to bang a webcam girl who's been put out to pasture, but good luck.

Tipping closer to 8-8:15 I guess 

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That seems like an overly elaborate plan to try to bang a webcam girl who's been put out to pasture, but good luck.

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Big Ten 0-4 so far today. Let’s keep that going. 

Let’s do this - Who is going to be the 2022 version of Panama Myers?

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