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I feel like the baylor guy really assaulted this thread against its will.

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    Bears have been living rent free in surlys head for years now.

  • Your 2022 Baylor Bears

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    Because you feel Kansas deserves to win and Baylor does not. You’re entitled fans that can’t stand losing to scrubby little Baylor. As I said, rent free.

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16 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I hate losing to anyone. Baylor has no special treatment there.

I’ve also hated Baylor’s disgustingly self righteous disingenuous hypocritical culture since I was in high school in the 80s and got old enough to really understand what it was all about. Since then, my instincts have only been proved out as accurate over and over. So yea, there’s some specialness there.

Now go eat a bag. Or a bible. Or whatever.

I have a small story about that. My sister went to Baylor in the late 80s/early 90s (David Koresh say “Holla!).

Her freshman year she would roll out of bed late on a Sunday, head to the group showers, then put on some sweats and head to the cafeteria. 

Sitting there would be some of the same girls she just saw in the shower wearing their Sunday best, sneering at my sister because she didn’t even pretend like she just got back from church. She’d just laugh at them “Y’all are fucked up. You know good and well you just rolled out of bed. I just SAW you!”

They looked down on my sister for not dutifully PRETENDING hard enough. 

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Wait, this is a Longhorn board?!

This is a CR board with a Longhorns subsection.

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

This is a CR board with a Longhorns subsection.

And some great stuff for sale. 

17 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I have a small story about that. My sister went to Baylor in the late 80s/early 90s (David Koresh say “Holla!).

Her freshman year she would roll out of bed late on a Sunday, head to the group showers, then put on some sweats and head to the cafeteria. 

Sitting there would be some of the same girls she just saw in the shower wearing their Sunday best, sneering at my sister because she didn’t even pretend like she just got back from church. She’d just laugh at them “Y’all are fucked up. You know good and well you just rolled out of bed. I just SAW you!”

They looked down on my sister for not dutifully PRETENDING hard enough. 

Shower photos?

Any team left in the tournament could beat Kansas right now.

This is probably the most balanced tournament ever...  

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15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What. A. Fucking. Pussy. 

Rent free. Everyone,  all the time

 

Just worthy of a chuckle. The obsession is comical for clowns like this. 

18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What. A. Fucking. Pussy. 

Rent free. Everyone,  all the time

 

TCU fan, I saw him do that frog palsy hand thing during the broadcast.

Kansas officiating heating up in last few minutes...   🙄

Does KU have a biolab where they spawn an endless crop of robotic white guards? 

1 hour ago, harpercollins said:

Lol we definitely differ on the obvious reasons.

I always thought it was because they’re Baptist weirdos.

12 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.

Bring his brother from San Diego State to sweeten the deal. Has a year left, and shot 40%+ from BTA. Need veteran guards that are role players.

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Rock Chalk is a dumb team.   KU just settling for so many terrible jump shots is keeping Bluejays in this game...  

4pt lead 

5min left

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20 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.

Yes, he is. So, so quick to the ball and explosive hops.  Something we don't have.

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Creighton hanging with Kansas.

This has been a great game so far. I mean the tourney has been fun (fuck the refs in some cases) but lots of really great games and unexpected outcomes. It’s why we fucking watch. 

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Creighton with just 7 fouls. 2 one and ones coming for Kansas. 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wally S: "Sochan turned that game into a street fight."

100% true.

Is that blonde black Okie from London?

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Jesus, don't run out to the 3 pt line w/ a layup.

Mental errors killed Creighton.

When does a KU fan show up and lecture us about rooting for Creighton?

Love these Michigan uniforms.  I feel like Roy Tarpley should be out there, but he's dead.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Love these Michigan uniforms.  I feel like Roy Tarpley should be out there, but he's dead.

As a Mavs fan in the late 80s, this hurts me deeply. 

Pulling for Tennessee because of Barnes.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Pulling for Tennessee because of Barnes.

Pulling for Tennessee because, fuck Michigan.

Damn michigan lol that was a nice inbound, followed by horrible D, then 2 missed uncontested layups, then ball out off leg.

Impressive sequence

2 hours ago, harpercollins said:


What are you actually talking about?

I’ve been regularly interacting in good faith the entire season with absolutely no problems. Baylor loss brought out surly bitchassedness big time.

Yeah you’re a fucking idiot. Go stick your dick into a beehive 

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Yeah you’re a fucking idiot. Go stick your dick into a beehive 

There are websites for that, or so I have heard.

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

There are websites for that, or so I have heard.

Link? For a friend of mine….

Hey dudes just wanted to say this has been arguably the worst week of my life and you fuckers have kept me smiling and my spirits up. Y’all kick ass.
 

Now go fuck yourselves. Also I have job for y’all in a month or so that’s peak us. We’re gonna light up a this malignant cunt realtor. I can’t wait to unleash the army on her 

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