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  • harpercollins
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    Bears have been living rent free in surlys head for years now.

  • Your 2022 Baylor Bears

  • harpercollins
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    Because you feel Kansas deserves to win and Baylor does not. You’re entitled fans that can’t stand losing to scrubby little Baylor. As I said, rent free.

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16 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I hate losing to anyone. Baylor has no special treatment there.

I’ve also hated Baylor’s disgustingly self righteous disingenuous hypocritical culture since I was in high school in the 80s and got old enough to really understand what it was all about. Since then, my instincts have only been proved out as accurate over and over. So yea, there’s some specialness there.

Now go eat a bag. Or a bible. Or whatever.

I have a small story about that. My sister went to Baylor in the late 80s/early 90s (David Koresh say “Holla!).

Her freshman year she would roll out of bed late on a Sunday, head to the group showers, then put on some sweats and head to the cafeteria. 

Sitting there would be some of the same girls she just saw in the shower wearing their Sunday best, sneering at my sister because she didn’t even pretend like she just got back from church. She’d just laugh at them “Y’all are fucked up. You know good and well you just rolled out of bed. I just SAW you!”

They looked down on my sister for not dutifully PRETENDING hard enough. 

#655
17 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I have a small story about that. My sister went to Baylor in the late 80s/early 90s (David Koresh say “Holla!).

Her freshman year she would roll out of bed late on a Sunday, head to the group showers, then put on some sweats and head to the cafeteria. 

Sitting there would be some of the same girls she just saw in the shower wearing their Sunday best, sneering at my sister because she didn’t even pretend like she just got back from church. She’d just laugh at them “Y’all are fucked up. You know good and well you just rolled out of bed. I just SAW you!”

They looked down on my sister for not dutifully PRETENDING hard enough. 

Shower photos?

#659

Any team left in the tournament could beat Kansas right now.

This is probably the most balanced tournament ever...  

#665
1 hour ago, harpercollins said:

Lol we definitely differ on the obvious reasons.

I always thought it was because they’re Baptist weirdos.

#666
12 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.

Bring his brother from San Diego State to sweeten the deal. Has a year left, and shot 40%+ from BTA. Need veteran guards that are role players.

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#667

Rock Chalk is a dumb team.   KU just settling for so many terrible jump shots is keeping Bluejays in this game...  

4pt lead 

5min left

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#668
20 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I’d happily continue cultivating a Creighton to Texas big man pipeline. Kaluma is impressive.

Yes, he is. So, so quick to the ball and explosive hops.  Something we don't have.

#670
1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Creighton hanging with Kansas.

This has been a great game so far. I mean the tourney has been fun (fuck the refs in some cases) but lots of really great games and unexpected outcomes. It’s why we fucking watch. 

#681
Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Jesus, don't run out to the 3 pt line w/ a layup.

Mental errors killed Creighton.

#689
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Love these Michigan uniforms.  I feel like Roy Tarpley should be out there, but he's dead.

As a Mavs fan in the late 80s, this hurts me deeply. 

#693

Damn michigan lol that was a nice inbound, followed by horrible D, then 2 missed uncontested layups, then ball out off leg.

Impressive sequence

#695
2 hours ago, harpercollins said:


What are you actually talking about?

I’ve been regularly interacting in good faith the entire season with absolutely no problems. Baylor loss brought out surly bitchassedness big time.

Yeah you’re a fucking idiot. Go stick your dick into a beehive 

#697
3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

There are websites for that, or so I have heard.

Link? For a friend of mine….

#698

Hey dudes just wanted to say this has been arguably the worst week of my life and you fuckers have kept me smiling and my spirits up. Y’all kick ass.
 

Now go fuck yourselves. Also I have job for y’all in a month or so that’s peak us. We’re gonna light up a this malignant cunt realtor. I can’t wait to unleash the army on her 

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