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The ducks around my lake house have decided my dock is a great place to hop out of the water and shit. I need something solar powered and motion activated. I’ve seen the sonic horns, but prices are $35 to $255… any recommendations?

duck fat don't just happen on its own...

Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

It’s shit.

Just teach 'em to go off the edge like polite guests.  Or show them videos of how foie gras is made.  

Between the Russians, the Insurrectionists, and the Ducks...I gotta be the discipline guy around here?  I just wanna hang out, have some drinks and a few laughs. 

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Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

They shit all over the dock. I don’t want to injure them, just don’t want bird shit all over the dock.

You definitely want motion activated

 

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fuck this POS site

 

 

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fuck this shit

10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

fuck this POS site

 

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fuck this shit

User name checks out. 

Do you have a dog?  Seems like giving Fido room to roam would solve your problem pretty quickly.

31 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

You definitely want motion activated

 

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What if they are stealthy ninja ducks?

What teenage mutant ninja turtles franchise has made billions.  Why can't we do the same with ninja ducks?  The training montage on the dock at dawn alone would draw millions.  I think we can hammer out a script by Tuesday.

The Deuce Goose? 

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Do you have a dog?  Seems like giving Fido room to roam would solve your problem pretty quickly.

We have a dog. We do not live at the property. It’s a family place, so I’m looking for something I can set and forget.

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