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These tshirts are in a boutique style

$18 each or $100 for all must pick up in Garland  no holds

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These can be custom made, depending on the availability

Oh my fucking god.  It's like a Sarah Connor situation in "The Terminator."  He finds women named Karen in the phonebook,  ties them up, and posts all their Garden Ridge shit on here as ransom.  

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22 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Let me get this straight if I buy all five individually it's $90 but if I want all five together it's $100?

 

 

yes

 

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one of them is more valuable than the others

6 hours ago, Neikea said:

one of them is more valuable than the others

No.  None of these are valuable.  Go peddle them to Facebook Karens.

Interested in the 2nd to last one for my friend Will and his wife. Do you ship to LA? 

You keep referring to them as "boutique" t-shirts?  Where do you live that you can't ship to L.A. and you consider Hobby Lobby to be a "boutique"?  

I would get one, but I am afraid I would accidentally splatter it with some bleach and damage it. Are they bleach-proof?

Well they were tie-dyed with boxed wine and tears of regret cascading over superfluous makeup.    Is that anything?  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well they were tie-dyed with boxed wine and tears of regret cascading over superfluous makeup.    Is that anything?  

I have... a friend... who pays good money for that.

Have you considered one that says "Jesus pounds my box on the regular" 

On 3/27/2022 at 6:14 PM, Neikea said:

one of them is more valuable than the others

But... They're each $18... Nevermind.

I think Neikea is stuck in some MLM cult and can't get out.  

"It's Confederated Products.  It's a different company.  It's a different quality of product."  

So i have to spend $100 to buy all 5 at once rather than just spend $90 and buy all 5 individually?


Edit David stole my thunder. Damn it

Do they come with cheap box wine and some xanax?  

JFC, I might buy these for a white elephant gift for someone for at the Christmas party.

On 3/27/2022 at 6:14 PM, Neikea said:

one of them is more valuable than the others

It's the Louis Vuitton one isn't it? Those pretentious bastards.

On 3/20/2022 at 9:30 PM, Neikea said:

These tshirts are in a boutique style

$18 each or $100 for all must pick up in Garland  no holds

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tough crowd in here… but actually I’d like to buy several of these. do you have a website?

19 hours ago, KYHorn said:

It's the Louis Vuitton one isn't it? Those pretentious bastards.

If you are wearing that shirt, I doubt they let you in the store.  

Garland?  I thought for sure they would be for sale in Abilene.

Do you have any “Sundays are for mimosas and Jesus” shirts?

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On 4/6/2022 at 11:49 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Do you have any “Sundays are for mimosas and Jesus” shirts?

no

Do you have any garments that commemorate the mid-morning when Andrew said to Christ, "Jesus, can you turn this glass of citrus juice into champagne?"  And Jesus said onto him, "No, I cannot...but I turn half of it into champagne."  And brunch was born?  

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these are no longer available

Your incentive program for the Cracker Barrel waitresses finally payout the awards? 

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