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Lady dressed in leather next to SP Coach’s wife may need more airtime. 

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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It’s been dumb af for year too. Two hands on the ball is control not one Hand falling out of bounds. He didn’t even have control of his own body. Refs always get to interpret rules how they see it and all call it differently so it’s not like it’s “by the book”. 

It’s literally by the book

Just now, Scraps said:

Jaws from Goldeneye is not impressed on Purdue bench

Ive been trying to think who that m'fer reminded me of. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

He’s been terrible in this game but are you under the impression he won’t be a lottery pick?

Why would he be. Only has height. Worse skills than Bradley. I mean I know he will be a lottery pick but it will be wasted. He fucking sucks. 

Just now, pops said:

Why would he be. Only has height. Worse skills than Bradley. I mean I know he will be a lottery pick but it will be wasted. He fucking sucks. 

You think he’s less skilled than Avery Bradley? Jesus 

There is literally no way Ivey drops out of the lotto. Just stop being silly here people. 
move actually been really impressed with his decision making and finding the open guy all night. 

49 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Take it to the Texas game thread. 

 

46 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Exactly. More bull shit fouls. But don’t let porterhouse see this

Lulz. Y’all are still bitching despite 17-15 FT lead by Cocks. Dipshits. 

I don’t know much about Painter. But this is totally ridiculous. St. Peters is a garbage team. If they play 20 times, Purdue wins 19. Painter’s substitution patterns have been awful. Williams is so much better than Edey. Painter has no plan for Ivey to get looks, and let his team shoot an indiscriminate number of 3s. Particularly that Slav with the terrible haircut. Nobody on Purdue should take a shot except Ivey and Williams. 

Painter is a cunt. Fuck him. Go pee cocks. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s literally by the book

Lol you don’t know shit about basketball stfu.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Lady dressed in leather next to SP Coach’s wife may need more airtime. 

"You're with me, leather"

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol you don’t know shit about basketball stfu.

The collegiate ref just told you that’s you’re wrong. Sorry you don’t know the rules

Fan fucking tastic! 

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I fucking love March! 

man Purdue could have used a few more FT's

7 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Funny. St. Peters has zero chance against Purdue. Largest point spread in Sweet 16 by far. 

Has anybody pointed this out yet? Talking in absolutes doesn’t usually work out. 
 

now get get back to buffing the wax build up off my shoes!!!!

Hahahaha fuck you Purdue. You fucks didn't get to shoot a half a hundred free throws today. Fuck off losers.

Down goes Purdue. Good riddance.

fuck off Purdue. thanks for the drinks

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Painter is terrible. I could coach that team to a double digit win over that group of Jersey scrubs

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

It’s been dumb af for year too. Two hands on the ball is control not one Hand falling out of bounds. He didn’t even have control of his own body. Refs always get to interpret rules how they see it and all call it differently so it’s not like it’s “by the book”. 

The rule says “holding the ball” it doesn’t say “with 2 hands.”  When the ball comes to rest in the palm of your hand when saving the ball, that’s deemed as control.  It’s been that way for years and years and coaches know this.  I’m not trying to argue with you—just telling you what the rule is.  

Luckily on that play, the clock was at zeros so SPU got the ball anyway so it’s really a moot point.

I was pulling for St Petes cuz we got next if we win tonight, but damn if that team isn’t charmed.

7 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Funny. St. Peters has zero chance against Purdue. Largest point spread in Sweet 16 by far. 

hellooooo

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This dork has zero talent to him. He's just a Lurch. Fuck off. Should have lost last round if the refs called it like they did tonight
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

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TFW you have to return to your life as a C-tier Bond villain because you got bounced out of the tourney by White Goodman and the Purple Cobras.

can we get Porterhouse to predict that there is no fucking way Texas wins the NC next year?

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