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Fuck Mou. Madrid was not playing fun football during those days.

Give me Zidane back please.

Also I’d like to welcome our new #7 to the team, Mbappe should fit in nicely with Vinicius.

I’m also cool with selling Tbo....

12 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

I’m also cool with selling Tbo....

No takebacks

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ZIDANE IS BACK!!! 

Obviously too late for this season but I hope that he is back for next.

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ZIDANE!!!

My heart is so happy right now! I love Zizou!

Well you know Navas will be #1 again. Bale will be sold and maybe Mbappe in the summer!

Damn, I was really hoping they'd be dumb enough to bring back Mou

Damn, I was really hoping they'd be dumb enough to bring back Mou

It woulda been perfect Perez had he

So what was the point of quitting...powerplay??? For more control over team Knowing they would be not great, more $$$ ...had to be something to quit and then comeback in less than 10 months or so

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The point is that he took a ten month vacation. He was burnt out and is now reenergized to lead a new project. Also, Florentino gave him all control.

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So what was the point of quitting...powerplay??? For more control over team Knowing they would be not great, more $$$ ...had to be something to quit and then comeback in less than 10 months or so


I believe he left last summer because he was losing power back to Perez and Zizou knew if his deals were gonna bypassed by Perez then the team was potentially going to be in trouble.

Apparently Zizou didn’t want another keeper, de gea or tbo. He wanted Navas to be the clear #1. He wanted to sell Bale and keep CR7 happy and in Madrid. The smaller rumors were hazard or Mbappe with the bale money and more.

When Zizou took over the top spot he was pretty clear it was his way which was pretty much in the face of Perez’s buy all the galaticos whether they fit or not. Zizou was big on the youth squad and building from within.

So I really think Zizou expected a drop off but not this crazy and it forced Perez to have to appease the board and if Zizou was coming back it meant Zizou could get his demands met now not some distant date of ever.

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Apparently Florentino will allow Zidane to sign three Galacticos.

 

What and Who I want:

Center Back:

- Militao (Porto):  Has to be him.

 

Center Mid:

- Eriksen (Galactico)

OR

- Pogba (Galactico)

- Kante

Center Forward:

- Kane (Galactico)

or

- Mbappe (Galactico)

Winger:

- Mane

OR

- Hazard (Galactico): sounds like this one is a done deal, Chelsea even bought Pulisic when they knew the FIFA ban was coming.

- Neymar (Galactico): not too excited about him

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21 minutes ago, JNip said:

- Hazard (Galactico): sounds like this one is a done deal, Chelsea even bought Pulisic when they knew the FIFA ban was coming.

You know I love Hazard, dude is a great player. But he is no where on the level of Ronaldo. I wish him the best of luck with you guys, but I hope you don't expect him to pick up where Ronaldo left off.

You know I love Hazard, dude is a great player. But he is no where on the level of Ronaldo. I wish him the best of luck with you guys, but I hope you don't expect him to pick up where Ronaldo left off.


I don’t think it’s replacing CR7 as a pure goal scorer, it’s picking up a superstar that can move the ball without Madrid becoming a purely take it to the touch line and cross it in.

Which is what Madrid is now without a true target man as benzema too often drifts out of the box to get into the plays.
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38 minutes ago, MoJames said:

You know I love Hazard, dude is a great player. But he is no where on the level of Ronaldo. I wish him the best of luck with you guys, but I hope you don't expect him to pick up where Ronaldo left off.

Ronaldo is the greatest player in the greatest club in the history of football. I will never have Ronaldo expectations for a player. 

So what happens to Tbo?


I find it hard to believe Zidane won’t reinstall is keeper Navas as #1 next season. Tbo stays #1 this season I bet as a showcase. Zidane was all about Navas from the start till the end of his role last summer. There is no way Tbo would want Copa and midweek duty next season. I’d expect him packaged in with one of the deals, PSG maybe? It’s not that Tbo isn’t great it’s just that Madrid and the fans want those flashy st.Iker saves over a fundamentally sound keeper...
13 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

I find it hard to believe Zidane won’t reinstall is keeper Navas as #1 next season. Tbo stays #1 this season I bet as a showcase. Zidane was all about Navas from the start till the end of his role last summer. There is no way Tbo would want Copa and midweek duty next season. I’d expect him packaged in with one of the deals, PSG maybe? It’s not that Tbo isn’t great it’s just that Madrid and the fans want those flashy st.Iker saves over a fundamentally sound keeper...

 

Send him where ever Conte lands.

So Zidane being back means the summer plans more than likely completely change.

Out:
Bale still gonna get sold
Dani ceballos, was clashing with Zidane at the end of last season.

Maybe out:
Tbo, as mentioned Zidane blocked his purchase before and Navas is his keeper, also son Luca could get the backup keeper role
Mariano, just not sure he’ll have a place going forward.

Maybe staying now:
Isco, Zidane used him often and he seemed to get the best out of Isco but the whole ordeal could see Isco wanting out.
Marcelo, Zidane loves him but he also was prepping reguilon to move up to the main squad. This is a ?

Hopefully will right their ships:
Casemiro, I’ve been complaining about him this season and have been in major favor of a healthy Llorente to take the holding mid. Zidane was a calming force and got amazing results out of Casemiro so hopefully he returns to that smart stopper rather than this current wild ass fouling machine/destroyer he’s become.
Nacho, he’s had a tough year. Hopefully zidane’s calming hand hand get him back to his normal performance levels.

My 2019-20 staring lineup dream would be:

Navas
Carvajal-Varane-Ramos-Reguilon
Modric-Casemiro-Kroos
Mbappe-Benz-Hazard

Main subs/rotation:
Asensio, Vinicius, Vasquez
Llorente, valverde
Ordiozola, Nacho

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Just signed Eder Militao, Zidane’s first signing is in.

jesus Vallejo likely out.

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Best fuxking tweet

 

 

Best fuxking tweet
 
 


Holy crap that is amazing!

The Navas Varane Modric excited group hug was amazing!

The bale guy even had a man bun!

Navas, Isco, Marcelo, Bale and asensio all get runouts today.

 

Was not expecting that.

 

I’m sure the suspensions and injuries played into it but still

 

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Sounds like Varane wants out. Sucks. I really want the Ajax CB, De Ligt. Well, the best CB in the world is Liverpool’s but he is a long shot. 

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@Speedtrucker, you're up!!! My streak is over.

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Finally, the end of Real Madrid’s worst season is finally over. 

Gonna be a fun summer. 

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