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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

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Just now, runthebone said:

OK, but this needs to be shortened up a bit to become the site motto.

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

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2 hours ago, Cajun said:

But don’t you have to allow for the probability that one or two others in the non-pussy category will turn pussy?

Therefore, a wash?

Well you said "at least 60%" which already allows for the possibility of incoming pussy players. So accounting for Bijan and Worthy it's at least 56% in theory. But most likely 89% in practice. 

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

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We all know this. We don't say it

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

OK, but this needs to be shortened up a bit to become the site motto.

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just ... shit ... volumes.

Done.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

Please...you are making me blush...

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

You get what you pay for 

6 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

The difference is, we don’t start the season thinking like this:

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Something is always oozing in aggyville. Just nothing anyone would want to know about.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

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2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

 

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The most worthless gaggle of fucktards.

I just had to repeat it.

7 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

The difference is, we don’t start the season thinking like this:

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Why I believe it was just a year ago...

https://texags.com/s/41054/fourth-year-similarities-2021-aggies-feature-commonalities-with-2013-seminoles

https://texags.com/s/38309/rutledge-you-never-wanted-to-play-at-kyle-field-now-you-dont-want-to-play-am

Result: 8-4, 5th in the division, and barely held onto their coach mid-season when a direct rival had a sudden opening.

 

 

The real joke of the fake trophy was that aggy thought it would happen this century.

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24 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

The most worthless gaggle of fucktards.

I just had to repeat it.

 

 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

i think this is what i meant...

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

LOL @ trying to leave out "the most worthless"

i'm pretty sure we've actually had a motto similar to this and if we haven't... well, we have...

"the most worthless gaggle of fucktards"

15 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

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These not going at the same time really really bothers me. 

and pretty sure the one on the right is the original. 

5 hours ago, Snacks said:

I thought it was so we could be mean to each other and enjoy it.


Leave the poor old alone. He probably wears grey slacks too. 
 

 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

 

Well, yeah. 
 

 

2 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

 

wut?

2 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

wut?

Username checks out.

19 minutes ago, BERT said:

These not going at the same time really really bothers me. 

and pretty sure the one on the right is the original. 

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6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

You leave my realdoll out of this!

That deescalated quickly.

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That deescalated quickly.

Deflategate talk not going away.

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

Fuck

8 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Card to JT Sanders

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I really hope Ewers is ready but if he’s not I really Card doesn’t have PTSD from last year

Card should starts

That was a great throw. I haven’t seen a Texas QB throw a dude open like that since Colt McCoy.

Card looking like Tom Montana out there dropping absolute dimes 

just for the record, i did not post on the last 3 pages.

4 minutes ago, po elvis said:

just for the record, i did not post on the last 3 pages.

Sounds exactly like something somebody who posted on the last 3 pages would say..

23 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Card looking like Tom Utah Johnny Montana out there dropping absolute dimes 

"Where you from, Johnny?" 

"Wyoming."

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

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“Heeeeeyyyy, you, I know you, I know you”

”I’m not that … stroooong a swimmer.”

My older brother recorded that whole special in the ‘80’s and he, my little brother and myself watched it so much we wore out the tape. Martin Short is/was as good as it gets on that kind of stuff. 

“I know that. Why do you think I didn’t know that? It’s so funny you would think I wouldn’t know that. “

1 hour ago, Had Enough said:


That was a great throw. I haven’t seen a Texas QB throw a dude open like that since Colt McCoy.

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I really hope Ewers is ready but if he’s not I really Card doesn’t have PTSD from last year

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37 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Heading to Thailand soon. Any recommendations?

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My brother in law calls that shit where you have poop and intermittent gas explosive blasts, a scatter loaf.

Why I believe it was just a year ago...
https://texags.com/s/41054/fourth-year-similarities-2021-aggies-feature-commonalities-with-2013-seminoles
https://texags.com/s/38309/rutledge-you-never-wanted-to-play-at-kyle-field-now-you-dont-want-to-play-am
Result: 8-4, 5th in the division, and barely held onto their coach mid-season when a direct rival had a sudden opening.
 
 
The real joke of the fake trophy was that aggy thought it would happen this century.
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Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.
13 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.

I think there were rumors he’d leave for LSU. 

Corndogs were never really serious about gathering up the kind of scratch needed to lure Jimbo away from Collie Station. They thought the easier recruiting/path to championships would do the trick.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:


Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.

If he wants to be, sure

Watching OB's Overreaction Monday podcast and they're talking about how Marcus Washington is holding his own & holding off Neyor in Spring Football despite Neyor being an NFL draft talent and they wouldn't be surprised if the season started today that Washington is starting over Neyor.

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Watching OB's Overreaction Monday podcast and they're talking about how Marcus Washington is holding his own & holding off Neyor in Spring Football and they wouldn't be surprised if the season started today that Washington is starting over Neyor.

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