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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

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On 4/29/2022 at 8:33 PM, thunderlounge said:

And Quinn has better odds?

Wow.

Wonder how long that’ll hold up?

18 of the 22 Heisman Trophies awarded in the 21st century have gone to QBs. 

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On 5/1/2022 at 11:58 AM, LTtxfan said:

The Horns upperclassmen DL group has been such a disappointment that a true Sophomore is currently our best D-lineman...

Let that sink in

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

YES. the more relationships you have with the below, the better your life will be.

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On 5/1/2022 at 11:58 AM, LTtxfan said:

The Horns upperclassmen DL group has been such a disappointment that a true Sophomore is currently our best D-lineman...

Let that sink in

That's pure scheme bro, try and keep up lol. 

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

That's pure scheme bro, try and keep up lol. 

Yes, we need to dial up the beat the man in front of you play way more often.

 

Somehow I missed the Jordon Thomas portal news.  I was looking forward to him contributing.  

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"Such a big dream I had to wait until Ryan Day chose 3 other QBs over me before I did it."

So fucking fake. Just shut the fuck up and learn how to not throw interceptions all the time bro

31 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Somehow I missed the Jordon Thomas portal news.  I was looking forward to him contributing and praising Allah.  

FIFY.

33 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Somehow I missed the Jordon Thomas portal news.  I was looking forward to him contributing.  

I honestly forgot who the kid was, and was relieved that I had confused him with Juan Davis

17 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

FIFY.

Fuck off. 

Just now, Eggo said:

Fuck off. 

You fucking retard. Did you ever see his tweets? That's what he used to post you ignorant fuck. You fuck off you idiotic dipshit motherfucker.

19 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

"Such a big dream I had to wait until Ryan Day chose 3 other QBs over me before I did it."

So fucking fake. Just shut the fuck up and learn how to not throw interceptions all the time bro

Your username and my username are why he didn't come here in the first place numb nuts lol. "hey coach I can't wait to suit up for Texas," says a young and impressionable Quinn Ewers. Tom The Herman looks around, spits on ewers shoe, "I don't know who the fuck you are kid, but that hairdo is giving me the creeps." Herman walks off laughing while Mehringer says you got him good coach. Ewers commits to ohio state the next day lol. 

4 hours ago, Eggo said:

18 of the 22 Heisman Trophies awarded in the 21st century have gone to QBs. 

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37 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

jesus you're a bunch of miserable fucks, try to find some goddamn joy.

Some of these guys are probably rooting for the Russians.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

You fucking retard. Did you ever see his tweets? That's what he used to post you ignorant fuck. You fuck off you idiotic dipshit motherfucker.

I think the point is that he doesn't remember any posts from you mocking #AGTG any of the thousands of times players or recruits say that. If you mock that also then you're at least consistent but should just stop doing it anyway. 

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

"Such a big dream I had to wait until Ryan Day chose 3 other QBs over me before I did it."

So fucking fake. Just shut the fuck up and learn how to not throw interceptions all the time bro

Oh my god, we watch teenagers play football. Get over yourself 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Some of these guys are probably rooting for the Russians.

I'm kinda wondering what happens if they win... or lose...  does that count?

5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

You fucking retard. Did you ever see his tweets? That's what he used to post you ignorant fuck. You fuck off you idiotic dipshit motherfucker.

 

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"Such a big dream I had to wait until Ryan Day chose 3 other QBs over me before I did it."
So fucking fake. Just shut the fuck up and learn how to not throw interceptions all the time bro

One day, you can Tweet an open letter entitled “The Musings of an Insufferable Cunt.”

Ethan Burke looks like a pledge-class all-star. 1st team all-ΣΑΕ. 

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:


One day, you can Tweet an open letter entitled “The Musings of an Insufferable Cunt.”

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I'm tired of this program being all talk and no balls. I don't want our new QB lying his ass off to attempt to kiss the fans asses when everyone knows he stiffed this fan base and only showed up after he knew he wasn't going to play at OSU. Not showing any self awareness at all here.

Not a big deal and Im still jacked to see him progress but save that shit until you've started doing something for this program on Saturdays. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

I'm tired of this program being all talk and no balls.

it only took 12 years. you are a resilient little fucker. 

11 hours ago, futureman said:

it only took 12 years. you are a resilient little fucker. 

 

11 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I'm tired of this program being all talk and no balls. 

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Why this kid flapping his gums like he's the starter already?  He ain't won yet. We haven't laid all our Cards on the table.

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18 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

These guys look ready to dominate IM fields 

32 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

These guys look ready to dominate IM fields 

Yeah, in the photo like two frat dudes who are 5'10" and 6'1" but the short one is 6'4" and 300 lbs while the tall one is 6'7".

Yeah, in the photo like two frat dudes who are 5'10" and 6'1" but the short one is 6'4" and 300 lbs while the tall one is 6'7".
So remind me, what position does our basketball center play?
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45 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:
Yeah, in the photo like two frat dudes who are 5'10" and 6'1" but the short one is 6'4" and 300 lbs while the tall one is 6'7".

So remind me, what position does our basketball center play?

Not sure if serious, but Burke is a DE. 

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wrong kind of end

Not sure if serious, but Burke is a DE. 
was thinking TE

His film is pretty good, but he's super lanky. If his frame can handle 40 more pounds of lean muscle, those long arms could be a problem for OTs

22 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

when I think “how can we compete with bama and georgia?” this picture is not what comes to mind.  I hate saying it and I hope I’m wrong. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

when I think “how can we compete with bama and georgia?” this picture is not what comes to mind.  I hate saying it and I hope I’m wrong. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

when I think “how can we compete with bama and georgia?” this picture is not what comes to mind.  I hate saying it and I hope I’m wrong. 

The tall one is the kid we stole from Michigan if I'm remembering right. I'm not sure about the other one but the tall one had legit offers other than us. 

He was also nationally ranked in lacrosse. Say what you will about lacrosse culture, but it shows he has athleticism. 

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

He was also nationally ranked in lacrosse. Say what you will about lacrosse culture, but it shows he has athleticism. 

He has athleticism, he was a menace in the playoffs last year, and he might be our best defensive player in 3 years if he grows into his frame. There is a reason Harbaugh wanted him.

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