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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Maybe earlier than 2nd qtr ???

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19 minutes ago, ousux said:

That dude not only managed the mythical two chicks at the same time, but twins no less.

He will live forever.

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35 minutes ago, ousux said:

That dude not only managed the mythical two chicks at the same time, but twins no less.

He will live forever.

Alabama is 49th in life expectancy by US States and Territories. Just above American Samoa and Mississippi and just below Kentucky and Arkansas. 

18 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


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Fl/fsu gets a 7:30E kick and we end up with 11:30….  stand by for the strongest worded letter you have ever read. 

 

13 hours ago, futureman said:

can you tell us the last time TXOU had an evening kick?

I have always heard that due to the fair going on, and all of the drinking that goes on that there are fears of drunken insanity if the game started late due to the hatred between the two fan bases.

Any truth to that?

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

I have always heard that due to the fair going on, and all of the drinking that goes on that there are fears of drunken insanity if the game started late due to the hatred between the two fan bases.

Any truth to that?

I don’t know if there’s truth to that. I just know anyone alive who claims to have gone to a TXOU game with an evening kickoff is confused and is probably dying slowly of alzheimer’s. 

14 hours ago, futureman said:

can you tell us the last time TXOU had an evening kick?

Yeah no kidding. If that ever occurred, people would die. 

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

I have always heard that due to the fair going on, and all of the drinking that goes on that there are fears of drunken insanity if the game started late due to the hatred between the two fan bases.

Any truth to that?

I think it is more because of the neighborhood the stadium is in.

I would not be afraid, though. I would definitely be wary.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

I have always heard that due to the fair going on, and all of the drinking that goes on that there are fears of drunken insanity if the game started late due to the hatred between the two fan bases.

Any truth to that?

Fair park outside of the fairgrounds is worse than Mosul in 2008

21 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Fair park outside of the fairgrounds is worse than Mosul in 2008

 

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5 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

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That's reality.  PM Du'vonta Lampkin.

1 hour ago, The Gimp said:

That's reality.  PM Du'vonta Lampkin.

Jesus

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I've been to plenty of them and have never seen any fights which is amazing considering you're nut to butt once you walk out of that thing and it's been crazy hot. 

Last year I did tell a jackass Sooner who was walking all over the place doing Horns down with both hands that he could fuck himself in the ass in front of his family. But he deserved it. And I was hot and bitterly disappointed. And no punches were  thrown. 

14 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Last year I did tell a jackass Sooner who was walking all over the place doing Horns down with both hands that he could fuck himself in the ass in front of his family. But he deserved it. And I was hot and bitterly disappointed. And no punches were  thrown. 


So you told a sooner to go home and go to bed as any other night? Seems a little tame.

29 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Last year I did tell a jackass Sooner who was walking all over the place doing Horns down with both hands that he could fuck himself in the ass in front of his family. But he deserved it. And I was hot and bitterly disappointed. And no punches were  thrown. 

He was only 11

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On 5/16/2022 at 6:30 PM, Eskimohorn said:


Booked ZZ Top and the Eagles, man. Sorry no can do

That's Hall and Oates, but ok.

2 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

Last year I did tell a jackass Sooner who was walking all over the place doing Horns down with both hands that he could fuck himself in the ass in front of his family. But he deserved it. And I was hot and bitterly disappointed. And no punches were  thrown. 

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19 hours ago, Lhorn said:

As much as I like night games, two fan bases that hate each other pounding beer all day at the fair grounds until an evening kickoff might get a little rowdy. 

you are why our culture, our team, our university is soft. Youre a fucking pussy. Go the the PLC you fucking loser.

4 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

you are why our culture, our team, our university is soft. Youre a fucking pussy. Go the the PLC you fucking loser.

Says the guy who gets upset at what a coach tweets. 

 

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3 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

you are why our culture, our team, our university is soft. Youre a fucking pussy. Go the the PLC you fucking loser.

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3 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

you are why our culture, our team, our university is soft. Youre a fucking pussy. Go the the PLC you fucking loser.

*your *you're *an 

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They were ready to go last year, they just weren't ready to finish.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

*your *you're *an 

are you stupid are just a fucking moron

It's offensive at this point that we're still dealing with Lowell Galindo. Seemingly constantly. Can't we get some money together and sell him off somewhere? 

He will be in real estate in a few years. All good
1 hour ago, ATexanAbroad said:

are you stupid are just a fucking moron

*are *moran

2 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

are you stupid are just a fucking moron

Drink water before you go to bed tonight. You’re welcome.

7 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Drink water before you go to bed tonight. You’re welcome.

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HOUSTON — When it comes to quarterbacks, there are some areas where Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian knows an expedited decision could be in his program’s best interest.

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Speaking to gathered crowds on Wednesday at the Touchdown Club of Houston and at the final stop of the Texas Exes Texas Fight tour, Sarkisian knew he would be questioned plenty about the quarterback situation considering the ongoing battle between Hudson Card and Quinn Ewers.

As he typically does, he extolled both players for their work during the program’s recent 15 practices.

He mentioned Ewers could make every throw and is very coachable. He praised Card for improvement during his second year in Sarkisian’s offense and for his ability to move the ball down the field. Sarkisian even found a chance to compliment Maalik Murphy, who he mentioned will be healthy during summer workouts and going into fall camp.

But speaking about the top two, Card and Ewers, Sarkisian said he looked forward to overseeing a quarterback competition that would take place not just in preseason camp, but during summer workouts as well.

Beginning this summer, the NCAA will permit Sarkisian and his ten on-field assistant coaches to practice skill work with a football for two hours per week, totaling 16 hours during the course of the summer. Concerning Texas, those 16 hours have mostly been associated with preparing the offensive linemen in the 2022 class for game action during the fall.

In addition to the linemen gaining some reps, the quarterbacks will also reap the benefit of an extra two-thirds of a day of practice. Sarkisian will also have more data to work with when it comes time to name a starter.

When speaking to the Texas Exes crowd, Sarkisian was a little softer with his choice of words: “I know all of y’all want me to make the call sooner rather than later, but the reality of it is we’re going to make the call we feel is right for us and what’s best for our team. We’re going to play the guy that we think gives our team the best chance to be successful, not the guy we think is going to play the best. It’s about what’s best for our team to win games.”

When speaking to the Touchdown Club, he was a bit more direct.

“At some point, I got to make the call,” Sarkisian said. “I’m like you all, the sooner I can make that decision the better for everybody. The better for you so you’ve got crap to talk about while chopping it up, and better for us and for our team. We’ve got to behoove ourselves to make that happen.”

When it comes to quarterbacks, there are some areas where Sarkisian knows a patient approach could be in his program’s best interest.

Texas is in full pursuit of Five-Star Plus+ quarterback Arch Manning out of New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman.

Manning, the No. 1 overall prospect in the On3 Consensus, remains uncommitted. Alabama, Georgia, LSU, and Florida are schools he recently named as in contention with the Longhorns for his services. Manning also mentioned he could commit at any time — before the season, during the season, or after the season.

While Sarkisian couldn’t talk about Manning specifically, his words at the Touchdown Club on Wednesday indicated the lengths he’s willing to go through to sign a signal-caller from football’s first family.

“If I didn’t feel good about a situation, I would go in another direction,” Sarkisian said. “I feel pretty good about our track record. I could probably get a quarterback committed today, but ideally I’d like to recruit the best guys. That’s how you build your roster, so we’re going to stay the course.”

Some situations require a good amount of urgency, while others necessitate patience. Sarkisian will have to balance the need for both over the course of the summer when it comes to what he calls the most important position in sports.

8 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Drink water before you go to bed tonight. You’re welcome.

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We’re going to play the guy that we think gives our team the best chance to be successful, not the guy we think is going to play the best.

Interesting. Not sure how to interpret that. 

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

If he tends the think the QB who plays the best is NOT the guy who will help the team win the most games, then I’m interpreting it as a helpful explanation of his record as a head coach.

I'm trying to think of an example of a QB who plays the best, but is rightfully the backup to the starter. 

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm trying to think of an example of a QB who plays the best, but is rightfully the backup to the starter. 

Colt McCoy with whoever he is backing up now.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I'm trying to think of an example of a QB who plays the best, but is rightfully the backup to the starter. 

Jeff Fisher has entered the chat.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm trying to think of an example of a QB who plays the best, but is rightfully the backup to the starter. 

Teddie Bridgewater has entered the chat.

On 5/19/2022 at 11:14 PM, Red Five said:

Interesting. Not sure how to interpret that. 

Depends on what you think "plays the best" means. Quinn will likely throw more interceptions than Card would because he takes more risks with the ball, probably tries to fit it into tighter windows etc. But the spectacular plays he is regularly capable of making still gives us the best chance to win. 

Does throwing less interceptions mean Card plays "better", but Ewers high risk/reward gives us a better chance to win? Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know shit about fuck.

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