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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

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  • Well moro ojomo is getting a surly nil deal for sure now 

  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    I went down to 6 wins after the Sark/Ojomo tweet and then back up to 10 wins after watching Ewers make two practice throws.  Situation is very fluid.

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41 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 


Among others.  The greatest metal album ever made. 

I prefer Down’s NOLA.  Pantera adjacent.

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I prefer Down’s NOLA.  Pantera adjacent.

oh god come on.  down is fine and I love phil but pantera isn’t the greatest metal band in history for nothing. 

27 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Good things are coming. I can feel it...

 

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Congrats on the sex

28 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Good things are coming. I can feel it...

 

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Damn nice tits. 

29 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Good things are coming. I can feel it...

 

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Dang congrats dad! 👏 


I keep sayin we should ditch the white hats for black, and coming out of the tunnel should be cowboys from hell. 
 
Hostile would be better, but don’t think that would fly. 
Mouth for war or Primal concrete sledge
8 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Good things are coming. I can feel it...

 

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

Damn nice tits. 

 

7 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

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34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

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Damn auto correct

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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Surly members thinking about what songs would get today's players hyped for a game.

They just don't make music like they used to.

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

Yep

till she starts complaining about back pain and hinting at reduction surgery.

then ya just one of us….

 

till then, enjoy.

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

never heard of K

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

How does she not have back pain?

4 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

Now you’re just showin off. 

5 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

34Ks on a 5'3 frame.

I'm a lucky man...

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11 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

LonelyImmenseAustralianfreshwatercrocodi

Surly members thinking about what songs would get today's players hyped for a game.

Pantera and Swisha House was what got this dude hyped:

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Whatever bullshit the kids listen to today must be softer than Charmin to explain the past decade plus of bullshit.

17 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Whatever bullshit the kids listen to today must be softer than Charmin to explain the past decade plus of bullshit.

Yep, it's time to bring out some classic bangers.

 

3 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

Yep

till she starts complaining about back pain and hinting at reduction surgery.

then ya just one of us….

 

till then, enjoy.

Never gonna happen. We've already talked ad nauseum about it...

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

How does she not have back pain?

She does. All the time. Messages and hot baths help. #Champagne problems

 

 

Sorry for the thread jack. Hook'em, ou sucks and fuck aggy! We're gonna win. 

4 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Never gonna happen. We've already talked ad nauseum about it...

She does. All the time. Messages and hot baths help. #Champagne problems. 

Messages from which surly-ite? 

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Pantera and Swisha House was what got this dude hyped:

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Whatever bullshit the kids listen to today must be softer than Charmin to explain the past decade plus of bullshit.

So you're saying that the shitty music in the locker room begets the shitty play on the field? Were it so simple . . .

17 hours ago, futureman said:

The greatest metal album ever made. 

False. But you’re close.

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1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

False. But you’re close.

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nope nope nope.

FBD>VDOP>CFH>GST>RTS>the rest

5 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Never gonna happen. We've already talked ad nauseum about it...

She does. All the time. Messages and hot baths help. #Champagne problems

 

 

Sorry for the thread jack. Hook'em, ou sucks and fuck aggy! We're gonna win. 

A lot more people than you jackin in this thread right now 

On 6/13/2022 at 8:46 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

Good things are coming. I can feel it...

 

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Congratulations Bighorn....does he look like me?

22 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Why'd they put the widows in the first row?

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"I know it's tough for fans to be patient, especially Texas fans."

We've won one national title in the last 50 years and still our fans have made our football program the biggest revenue driver in the sport. I'd say our patience should be applauded and not insulted. 

14 hours ago, JFKFC said:

"I know it's tough for fans to be patient, especially Texas fans."

We've won one national title in the last 50 years and still our fans have made our football program the biggest revenue driver in the sport. I'd say our patience should be applauded and not insulted. 

I applaude your bitchassness. 

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21 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Thanks, @LTtxfan

Okay, we got to hang w Colt McCoy today, which makes hm the 3rd Texas QB I've got to hang with in a year. He was super-nice and easy to talk to. He told me about meeting Cade Klubnik and how good he thinks he can be. He has stayed in excellent shape. 

Sadly, I did not ask him to throw me a pass, so my string of passes from Texas QBs is stalled at 2, but maybe next year. I did get a signed ball, though, so that's almost as good.

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You ever get to swim with the greatest westlake athlete of all time?

Cool, cool. But fuck this pastel jibber jabber. Where mines (fabricated) reports of young OL demonstrating they cherubic flower for 10 SEP?

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Thanks, @LTtxfan

Okay, we got to hang w Colt McCoy today, which makes hm the 3rd Texas QB I've got to hang with in a year. He was super-nice and easy to talk to. He told me about meeting Cade Klubnik and how good he thinks he can be. He has stayed in excellent shape. 

Sadly, I did not ask him to throw me a pass, so my string of passes from Texas QBs is stalled at 2, but maybe next year. I did get a signed ball, though, so that's almost as good.

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Nice Humblebrag.............again.

4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Nice Humblebrag.............again.

"Your honor, I plead guilty to the charges."

On 6/16/2022 at 5:29 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Congratulations Bighorn....does he look like me?

The original NIL deal.

23 hours ago, Waterface said:

Cool, cool. But fuck this pastel jibber jabber. Where mines (fabricated) reports of young OL demonstrating they cherubic flower for 10 SEP?


Habla Ingles?

21 hours ago, runthebone said:

The original NIL deal.

The Prima Nocta collective.

Did IT drop the team notes this past Friday? I need some more Kool-Aid in my life. 

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