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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

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  • Hookem2147
    Hookem2147

  • Well moro ojomo is getting a surly nil deal for sure now 

  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    I went down to 6 wins after the Sark/Ojomo tweet and then back up to 10 wins after watching Ewers make two practice throws.  Situation is very fluid.

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21 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:
 
  • A trio of freshmen have been performing exceptionally well. J'Mond Tapp, Kris Ross and Justice Finkley.

Finkley's body has transformed since arriving in January. He's living in the weight room and it's showing.

Ross has put up the best testing times for anyone at his position. He's been very impressive

Nice to see this.  These three could be beasts in a year, and I bet we see all three at some point this year.

At the 9:40 minute mark there is some B roll of Texas defense getting dunked on and I swear it is a greatest hits of BJ Foster giving up on every fucking play. 

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5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

 

Ovie??? Yea I probably would have left him u til he shows me he can maintain outside leverage. . Probably woulda brought  Cook. . . He did more than Ovie 

7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Ovie??? Yea I probably would have left him u til he shows me he can maintain outside leverage. . Probably woulda brought  Cook. . . He did more than Ovie 

trust the coaches.  

1 minute ago, futureman said:

trust the coaches.  

Season 3 April GIF by Parks and Recreation

Between this and his comments, we're about to find out what type of doghouse Sark runs. 

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Agree...

Hoping for 8 wins+  🤘

who is that GIF

Quinn didn't have an awkward phase with his mullet.

He just willed it into existence.

2 hours ago, Fug said:

 

maybe they were stolen

3 hours ago, Goodman said:

Between this and his comments, we're about to find out what type of doghouse Sark runs. 

What was wrong with his comments?

1 hour ago, BornOrange said:

Quinn didn't have an awkward phase with his mullet.

He just willed it into existence.

Quinn Ewers taught Chuck Norris how to feather his hair.

12 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

What was wrong with his comments?

Weak bulletin board material. Like a 2 on a scale of 1 to Jimbo.

That pic that shows up on tapa, cottage cheese and pears, seems like an odd plate but I would so eat that on a sunday morning with some coffee. Never would have put those two things together.

That pic that shows up on tapa, cottage cheese and pears, seems like an odd plate but I would so eat that on a sunday morning with some coffee. Never would have put those two things together.

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10 hours ago, Vertigo said:

At the 9:40 minute mark there is some B roll of Texas defense getting dunked on and I swear it is a greatest hits of BJ Foster giving up on every fucking play. 

He & Juwan Mitchell must’ve quit the team at least 4 times combined, no exaggeration. Ridiculous they kept getting allowed back.

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Appears our uniforms will be less busy this season.

 

15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Quinn Ewers taught Chuck Norris how to feather his hair.

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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did you make this?  how did you fuck up his name?  are you stupid or something?

Nothing says Alabama sucks like a national champion pawning his ring.  Greatness.  Fuck Alabama.  

30 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Nothing says Alabama sucks like a national champion pawning his ring.  Greatness.  Fuck Alabama.  

I agree. Good for him. Where is he gonna play next year or is he gonna straight up declare for the draft?

8 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

I agree. Good for him. Where is he gonna play next year or is he gonna straight up declare for the draft?

He is going to play for Texas because the NCAA is full of chicken shits and we have better lawyers.  

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Is Pawn against the rules? Technically, it's a collateralized loan.

I would argue it is NIL since he is profiting off of his name.

20 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Here comes hope…

They Pull Me Back In Al Pacino GIF by The Godfather

 

Bob is mainlining that sunshine. 

27 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Here comes hope…

They Pull Me Back In Al Pacino GIF by The Godfather

 

This man needs to STFU and stop setting expectations so high. Or jynxing us. Christ we’re gonna do this again huh.

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By: Justin, Gerry, and Eric

*We’re closing in on football. IT has learned the first day of fall camp will be August 4th. Before then, the team will get a short break from the end of July before reporting back on August 3rd.

*Given the holiday week, the team was given more freedom but still had to prove they got in three workouts. Many players stayed in town and used ‘open gym’ while others went home and worked out locally.

*Next week it’s back to normal for the final push through offseason until their short break on July 31st. That means running, weights, film, time with coaches, and 7 on 7.

*With there not being much to report on workouts or 7 on 7 from the week, IT asked some general questions. Team sources indicated a handful of defensive players looking bigger, faster, and stronger this offseason from last (though, a number of guys have lost some weight from the spring in the summer heat):

Kitan Crawford looks and moves about as well as a football player can. He is so frequently mentioned as one of the top “prospects” on the team it’s frustrating to have to wait and see it, but expect him to be massaged into snaps this season.

Jaylan Ford is progressing daily and known for hard work. It’s a bit difficult to get a read on front-seven players in the offseason but hope continues to be high for him after a solid spring. Sources feel he’ll develop into a draft pick.

If Demarvion Overshown stays healthy, “he’ll do damage this fall.” We wouldn’t expect this to come from playing inside, but rather on the outside playing upfield.

Barryn Sorrell is progressing and increasing size and strength. He has top 5 attitude and work ethic on the team. He will play both defensive end and Jack, but that’s different from last year. D-end and Jack are often on the field at the same time this season as opposed to being either a DE or Jack and then a Buck opposite them. Sorrell should be Moro Ojomo’s primary backup at defensive end.

It was interesting that Ovie Oghoufo was named one of the four UT representatives for Big 12 media days so we had to dig on that. The quote we were given was, ”He’s real likable, but also doesn’t say a whole lot so he’s a safe guy to send.” We joked about him being safer than sending Ojomo. As a player, he was described as “the vet with a ton to prove.” He and Overshown are in a similar boat this spring and if the coaches have their way, they’ll often be racing to the quarterback from the outside.

Anthony Cook seems primed for a big year. He’s taken well to safety and he and Jerrin Thompson have a very good understanding of the defense and coverages. (speaking for myself, I do have some concerns about run support from this duo)

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Bob is mainlining that sunshine. 

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Loss to Bama

1 WTF loss (Traylor?)

2 “not surprised” loses

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