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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

#1154
2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Is sip good or are we gay?

 

Why not both?

If not for the ag tag, I'd guess Commander Gorn is Phlegm.  And I thought they had to say "ghey."

Edited by TwiceHorn

#1156

 

29 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Shaw smoked that one!

This is the best staff in the SEC?  Seriously?  They look like a bunch of dumbshits who can't pitch.

 

27 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 


Is this Texags talking or were they legitimately good as a staff?

 

 

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Broadcaster said they had the best ERA in the SEC.  

Don't look like much to me.

Has anyone measured the pitching rubber to home distance?

 

#1158

I'm thoroughly enjoying this, but I'm pretty sure we will have to beat these clowns at least one more time.   It ain't over, but I sure like our chances.

#1169
strong hit there, but like everything aggy came up a bit short. 
Sips have fans blowing in from the outfield during the bottom halves of the innings.
#1170

Standing in line for a sausage wrap and a beer - oh wait no beer - and heard one Aggie say to an Aggie kid — it’s a hard road. Dad Aggie looked at the guy funny and the funny looking Aggie said we blame my grandmother, she married an Aggie in the 30’s and now everyone in our family is an Aggie. The dad Aggie and kid Aggie walked away with a coke and whatever food they had.

 

#1176
1 minute ago, troph said:

Standing in line for a sausage wrap and a beer - oh wait no beer - and heard one Aggie say to an Aggie kid — it’s a hard road. Dad Aggie looked at the guy funny and the funny looking Aggie said we blame my grandmother, she married an Aggie in the 30’s and now everyone in our family is an Aggie. The dad Aggie and kid Aggie walked away with a coke and whatever food they had.

Great story and thanks for sharing. I will go open a new beer in your honor. 

#1184

Corp turd aggy came in full dress uniform.  He wanted a beer, but vendors were too slow.  He pulled his saber and got rolled by two snow cone vendors.  Sacred concrete, I guess.

I wish this was true.   

#1185
13 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Lmfao, your definently gay aggy

If you have to ask, you're most likely gay. If you're aggy, there's no need to ask. 

#1187
Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Corp turd aggy came in full dress uniform.  He wanted a beer, but vendors were too slow.  He pulled his saber and got rolled by two snow cone vendors.  Sacred concrete, I guess.

I wish this was true.   

I wasn't sure it wasn't at first

#1195
1 minute ago, troph said:

DDA just walked by me and smiled .... what do I do???! For the love of Texas baseball ?!?

You give him a high five and call him DDA

#1196

Every time aggy gets to the big stage, it's like someone walked in and flipped the lights on while they were fucking a sheep.

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