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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

Hamilton could make some money playing this game if he can keep improving his hit tool. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Jesus look at the size of this pitcher’s feet.

Does that turn you on? 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

3 run inning including a stolen home base

Didn’t even hit the ball hard. 

Edited by Fozzz

and for the love of GOD this ATT conf center commercial needs to dump the vids they keep showing  the 5 or 6 year old wedding party, where neither the bride or groom are good looking.  

Edited by AUS-97HORN

I guess the TDU clown on first is slow as shit, because that wild pitch should have given him enough time to advance to 2nd

Just now, LongestHorn said:

I'm responsible for turning myself on.

Is that..... is that good? Or sad?

Impressive play, Shugart 

Nice play by SHugart, but I don't like seeing that

ok, holy shit. we may get two SC top ten. stealing home and that ridiculousness.

Shugs with the bare-handed snag for the 1-6-3.

Edited by Machinator

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Whats up with MM’s earring?

The greasy mullet, too, some of which is either plugs or a toupee.  Back before he got big, in the bongos days, they used to say he frequently didn't smell real good.  Looks like that still applies.

Tough throw by Reynolds. Horns have been very impressive in the field tonight. 

so we've had as 363 and a 163. you don't get too many of those, much less in the same game.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

The greasy mullet, too, some of which is either plugs or a toupee.  Back before he got big, in the bongos days, they used to say he frequently didn't smell real good.  Looks like that still applies.

Looks like he just got out of the shower and his hair was still wet

Do you think Shugart is pitching better because he got rid of the glasses or he was finally initiated into whatever white-trash gang he is trying to impress with those tattoos. Lake Travis is rough brah.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

The greasy mullet, too, some of which is either plugs or a toupee.  Back before he got big, in the bongos days, they used to say he frequently didn't smell real good.  Looks like that still applies.

You mean he couldn’t smell well or he had an offensive odor?

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Do you think Shugart is pitching better because he got rid of the glasses or he was finally initiated into whatever white-trash gang he is trying to impress with those tattoos. Lake Travis is rough brah.

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Hes from Bridge City?

Does this pitcher have a rat tail?

1 minute ago, The Dude said:

You mean he couldn’t smell well or he had an offensive odor?

Staaaank.

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

I hope that was Coach Graham's wife.  For his sake.

He looks pretty spry.  He wasn't looking too spry on the field recently.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hes from Bridge City?

Yes he is.  My bad.  Even more full of white trash.

MM looks like DaviD Lopan from Big Trouble In Little China.

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