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Nice game for the 'Horns...nice outing by the pitchers...Texas wins 10-0

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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

Just now, EZ$ said:

DDA checking his flip phone.  Guess someone texting him about his air time. 

It was just his parole officer checking in on him

Awesome game.

Looking forward to breaking aggy's hearts tomorrow night.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

What channel is the game tomorrow? Need to record it on my way home from Cancun. 

Bragger

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

F aggy

Este

 

5 minutes ago, BERT said:

A cappella Eyes. Nice

Crowd sounded drunk AF.  I approve.

17 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Kingham. Now what fucking channel????

Espn network. Don’t think the specific channel has been announced yet

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

FUCK YES! Can’t wait to go tomorrow and send those sheep fuckers home crying.

Good strategy starting Shugart tonight instead of game 2. He would've mowed down the first aggy and immediately ran his mouth at their dugout, opening the door for a 6 run first inning. 

Espn network. Don’t think the specific channel has been announced yet
Somebody correct me, but sadly I think I heard it's on WATCH ESPN. So, streaming.
43 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Who is DDA?

DDA=Drunk David Ash=a fan with hippie flowing hair and beard wearing a David Ash #14 Longhorn Football mesh jersey.  He strategically has placed himself, most of the season as well, behind the plate where the LHN field mics(and cameras) can pick up his nearly constant mid to late game cheering on the team.  He is both an embarrassment and a treasure in an almost cringe-worthy way.  Peterson the announcer must have read some surly or shaggy with a few of the drops he was saying but maybe it was just coincidental.

 

here is a video clip that shows him from a midweek game where hamilton had a walk off grand slam:

 

Edited by zork

1 hour ago, zork said:

DDA=Drunk David Ash=a fan with hippie flowing hair and beard wearing a David Ash #14 Longhorn Football mesh jersey.  He strategically has placed himself, most of the season as well, behind the plate where the LHN field mics(and cameras) can pick up his nearly constant mid to late game cheering on the team.  He is both an embarrassment and a treasure in an almost cringe-worthy way. 

 

Que?  He's not an embarrassment at all.  We need more DDA.

Been at HOU improv all night watching Steve Trevino. Trusted we would dust the fuck out of TSU and we did. Will be glued tomorrow. Fuck the farmers. Texas god damn forever. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

My son’s LL team won big last night as did the Horns!!! Fuck the ags it’s go time tonight. 

Where do we send the normal donation to Umpire calling the game tonight? I didn’t get the normal email with payment instructions.

18 minutes ago, TenaciousTgarden said:

How much would I expect to pay for scalped tickets for tonight?

$50+

20 minutes ago, TenaciousTgarden said:

How much would I expect to pay for scalped tickets for tonight?

About tree fiddy

Is the game gonna be on LHN?

1 hour ago, Austin Orange said:

Where do we send the normal donation to Umpire calling the game tonight? I didn’t get the normal email with payment instructions.

I think we're supposed to pay in F250s.

LHN should be replaying last nights game today but of course they are not.

30 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think we're supposed to pay in F250s.

I sent my two F250s over to the Disch earlier this morning.  Somebody else will have to cover anything else required, my oil well is tapped out for a few days now.

Good morning, you magnificent bastards.

We get to beat aggy today.

Today is the biggest day in an aggy life - the chance to beat the big bad sips, or even better the opportunity to claim injustice and wail in misery when something inevitably goes against them.

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