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Fuck aggy!!! I am ready to beat these bitches

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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

Somebody correct me, but sadly I think I heard it's on WATCH ESPN. So, streaming.


Espn 2.

They’d never let this matchup be relegated to watch ESPN. Cmon man.
6 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Those cunts were born to lose.

"Born to lose" should be on the aggy school crest. They can class it up by translating to latin.

12 hours ago, BERT said:

Aggy sucks chant clear as day LMAO

That was lame.  Poooooooooooooooor aggy is the preferred nomenclature.

17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

"Born to lose" should be on the aggy school crest. They can class it up by translating to latin.

Natum Perdere

(at least that's what Google translate says)

Has a nice ring to it, I think.  

I have never seen a bigger collection of beta bitches in my life. Probably why they procreate with each other and sheep rather than normal women.



Right on schedule. The thread talking about how “classy” their fans are compared to us should be along shortly.


They also have one blaming the shitty mound. What other fan base lines up all their excuses for losing before the game even starts?

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

3 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

Yep. Not to mention that aggy actually has a documented history of real, actual NCAA infractions at an almost-got-the-death-penalty level, on par with the worst offenders in college sports history. But we're the "cheaters".

Is Kilkenny their ace, or was it the guy from yesterday?

37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

If we must win at all costs, why have we not won at the big 3 sports in the past several years?  And why have we had long periods of no success in football and basketball throughout program history?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What' the parking situation going to be tonight with the softball tourney going on? Best bets?

Just a good ol' long walk to the ball park, would be my guess.  Leave early, obviously.

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Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

Oh, please tell me they're referring to McCoy's pass OB that clearly landed with time on the clock during the 2009 championship game.  That would be the classic Aggie angle -- taking on the fortunes and woes of another team entirely in order to make a (stupid) point about another team (most always Texas).

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

I can only assume, since it's aggy, that it has something to do with semen.

1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

This guy aced Unaware Irony 101.

Yeah, aggy probably should have received the death penalty. But hey Colt threw the ball out of bounds with one second left on the clock so I guess he does have a point.

Hoosiers up 3-0 through 4.

TSU's RF is a lock for the regional all name team.  Keanu Van Kuren.  Their SS isn't bad either.  Horace LeBlanc III.

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

Home games those fucks have bubble machines. It is really weird. Did they have them yesterday?

2 hours ago, GOAT said:

Is Kilkenny their ace, or was it the guy from yesterday?

yesterday.

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This guy is the perfect combination of prick and dork.

aggy rings the phone off the hook at the Sheriff’s office about that damn game room even if they have to drive 20 miles out of their way to be offended by it 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would sales tax not have been charged before?

That’s a lot of math for Aggy...

Just now, GotThatFire said:

Is it too early to start drinking heavily?

Great idea

If any of you need to get your hate warmed up, Ricky is about to break the record against aggy again on LHN.

Do you have to print your tickets to enter the stadium or can they scan the bar code from your phone?

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If any of you need to get your hate warmed up, Ricky is about to break the record against aggy again on LHN.

I need to head over to texags and check out the inevitable "they watered the field, it didn't rain at all that day" thread of bitchassedness.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I need to head over to texags and check out the inevitable "they watered the field, it didn't rain at all that day" thread of bitchassedness.

The best part of that is that Ricky ran a 4.38 and was the fastest player on the field when we had the ball.  So we watered down the field to slow down their defenders who couldn't catch him anyway.  Yawn.

About to head out to the Disch.  Just wanted to say fuck those aggy fuckers.

 

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