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Just now, TexArcher said:

The best part of that is that Ricky ran a 4.38 and was the fastest player on the field when we had the ball.  So we watered down the field to slow down their defenders who couldn't catch him anyway.  Yawn.

I remain puzzled why I carried an umbrella with me that day.  I mean, I rolled into Sholz around 9 AM for some early beers, and almost misplaced that fucking umbrella a few times.  Carried it with me to the game, and put it under my bleacher seat.  Carried with me BACK to my car with some beer stops along the way, where I almost lost it a couple of times.

I have no idea why I was carrying a fucking umbrella with me on such a nice, sunshine-ey fall day.  Stupid 'sip.

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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

Per Joe Cook:

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Texas will serve as the road team due to an NCAA rule that states if one team has had fewer opportunities to bat last, they get the right to be the home team. While the Aggies will have the last at bat, Texas will be in its home dugout and in its home stadium, UFCU Disch-Falk Field.

 

Secrant/aggies already making excuses for today:  Gzzz.
 
Aggies please beat the Longhorns today                 Posted on 6/2/18 at 1:06 pm to PurpleandGeauld
We're going to try. We already beat them once this year. 

Be prepared for a bad strike zone or some missed calls.
 
They are right you know...we always have our homer umps to insure we win...
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Joe Cook:

 

Da fuck kinda stupid shit is this

We’re gonna loserub. We didn’t get tested in the opener and our pitcher is sickrub. Plus the bubbles. How can we compete against such originalityrub

How much would I expect to pay for scalped tickets for tonight?


stubhub has tickets starting at $93 and rising over $100 in the grandstand.


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2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Home games those fucks have bubble machines. It is really weird. Did they have them yesterday?

Aggy mom bubbled my semen last night.. so yeah.

The best thing about soccer being on before is the running clock...

Bought a single outside gate for $10. Section 3. Wasn't expecting that.

9 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Aggy mom bubbled my semen last night.. so yeah.

You came in your mom's mouth last night?  Odd.

so fucking stupid that any #1 seed is the visitor in game #2.  always has been, always will be.

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You came in your mom's mouth last night?  Odd.

Aggys mom fool.. then she swapped into ur moms grill.

22 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I'm wound a bit tight for this game.

Baseball.  Very stressful sport to watch.

 

Rub your pussy bitch

The best thing about soccer being on before is the running clock...


What happens in this stupid sport if it ends in a tie? And when does the clock stop running up?
Just now, SquishMitten said:

 


What happens in this stupid sport if it ends in a tie? And when does the clock stop running up?

 

Fuck; my bad.   

25 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I'm wound a bit tight for this game.

Baseball.  Very stressful sport to watch.

 

It is, isn’t it? 

Get this soccer shit off my tv!!!!!
They aren't really gonna show the soccer post game?

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8 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

so fucking stupid that any #1 seed is the visitor in game #2.  always has been, always will be.

Exactly, what's the benefit of being a 1 seed if you aren't the home team. 

3 minutes ago, TXLNGHRN10 said:

It’s on espn news



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Just now, Jive Turkey said:

Gotta say, I do like aggy's unis.

You seem like a bitch.

Gotta say, I do like aggy's unis.


You done lost your damn mind son.
2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Gotta say, I do like aggy's unis.

No, you don't.

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