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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There's a thread on texags

Sips scheduled this game so the sun would be in their pitcher's eyes.

Edited by TexArcher

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a thread on texags about how Kody wouldn’t be worth a shit if he had to face SEC pitching.

Aggy not sec ready?

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a thread on texags about how Kody wouldn’t be worth a shit if he had to face SEC pitching.

Ha ha ha ha 

There’s a thread on texags about how Kody wouldn’t be worth a shit if he had to face SEC pitching.

The jokes just write themselves.

Fucking idiots
Just now, Tommy Nobis said:


The jokes just write themselves.

Fucking idiots

Yeah it then quickly turned to he’s taking steroids. aggy gonna aggy

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a thread on texags about how Kody wouldn’t be worth a shit if he had to face SEC pitching.

Yeah, but that won’t top the “how to lubricait  sheep pussy thread.  

One thing I know about aggy over the last 30 years, no matter how many runs we win by, we could hit 15 homeruns, there will be a thread saying “sips juiced the balls”, “sips cheated”. 

Every

single

time

Aggy has a losing record head to head to Texas in every major sport. Yet we don’t love winning just mocking aggy. Lulzzz

aggy is not “Texas”. They should be sued lulz

 

does florida state ever wear shit that says “Florida Seminoles”?

 

pathetic

talking about SEC pitching, SEC offenses, SEC sandy vaginas, SEC this, SEC that.

fuck these bitches. Like fans of the rest of the SEC are sitting around rooting for aggy. They couldn't give two shits. 

fuck aggy

Han Solo and I have a really good feeling about this. 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

8 pitches for Nolan. Pretty pretty pretty good.

Team must be in “motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate” mode

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