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Halfway through a 12 pack on Saturday night and watching us stomp that aggy ass.  Fuck the Shewmake aggy.  There's no need for any more stare downs, because we have humiliated that ass so well.   

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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

3 minutes ago, troph said:

DDA just walked by me and smiled .... what do I do???! For the love of Texas baseball ?!?

Buy him a beer and get him back to his seat,...stat

Johnny Canadian Football is the best they ever did. He beat Duke. In Football! Which is impossible. 

Every other Aggy should leave America too.

I think it's time to get Nolan out.  They've figured him out. 


He’s definitely starting to look tired. Probably his last inning

infield single off the pitcher.  runners on 1st and 3rd, 2 outs for the Ags.  Top of the order at bat.

Johnny Canadian Football is the best they ever did. He beat Duke. In Football! Which is impossible. 
Every other Aggy should leave America too.


You should lead the way.

Stealing home is awesome and not at all a dick move. A dick move is moving to College Station for college. That's a dick move!

Kingham's being a bit ragged out may be an object lesson for him.  He doesn't need to be aggro all the time, just go throw strikes.

Just now, The Dude said:

F9, Texas still up 8-2 after 7 innings

5-6-7 up for Texas in the 8th

1 minute ago, Player said:

 


You should lead the way.

 

I'm moving to Vancouver cuzzzz Trump.

OPP how can I 'splain it? I'll take you frame by frame it. To have y'all jumpin while we sangin it

Edited by immortal13
Drunk, skipped a line

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Nice job Nolan. Let the bullpen finish

Nope. Nolan isn’t throwing after tonight. Let him finish against the bottom of their order. Save the pen for tomorrow. 

Yakoff Smirnoff?  Spin Doctors?  Iowa State fair?  What am I missing?

I love knowing that while ESPN2 is airing Mconaughey theres like hundreds of Aggie dudes at home just fucking losing it at the mere sound of his voice. 

 

Alright alright alright.

I just realized aggie is home. 


Yeah. Some stupid post-season rule in effect. I got over my displeasure when we dropped three on em in the top of the first to set the tone for the rest of the game.
Just now, 83Horn said:

Yakoff Smirnoff?  Spin Doctors?  Iowa State fair?  What am I missing?

I dunno but I think it’s a dig at aggy so I’ll allow it. 

4 minutes ago, R2D2 said:

Stealing home is awesome and not at all a dick move. A dick move is moving to College Station for college. That's a dick move!

It's not if you like glory holes.

1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

 


Yeah. Some stupid post-season rule in effect. I got over my displeasure when we dropped three on em in the top of the first to set the tone for the rest of the game.

 

That’s mad dumb. Whatever... do we get home in the finale?

It's a traveshamockery that Martin exceeded Augie's win total.  But fitting that they go out 2 and Q in their own regional as a top 8 seed.

Edited by TwiceHorn

Tell them that John Byington and Ever Magallanes are Dressendorfer's top 2 bitches.

3 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

That’s mad dumb. Whatever... do we get home in the finale?

We will be home team tomorrow, yes. 

3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

New pitcher for Aggies. 

Ok, but are they gonna get someone else in there to throw the ball while he's dicking down his catcher?

Edited by HOOK'EMHOOAH

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aggy above the ncaa logo behind home plate doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself tonight. 

Fuck that guy.

That’s mad dumb. Whatever... do we get home in the finale?


I’d imagine we would in the next game, being on the winning side of the bracket. I suppose the rule could come back into play if we had to play again on Monday where both teams have a loss.
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aggy above the ncaa logo behind home plate doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself tonight. 

His bubble machine got confiscated at the gate

ugh.  Shaw doubles up the runner on 3rd and causes the 3rd out on what would have been an infield hit.  8-2 going to the bottom of 8.

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