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How bout a few insurance (aka fuck you) runs here? Am I being greedy? Spent the afternoon with some fucking hillbilly aggy at a family reunion (wife’s family) that just kept making non sequitur comments about Texas. It was weirder than normal aggy jackassery.

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    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

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    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

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    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

I'm just here to say fuck these faggot aggy.  And where is the tailgate for the aggy/indiana game so I can be there to laugh at these faggot aggy.

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Y’all missed my DDA advisory he’s totally effing quiet. He looks sullen and defeated.

Walk up and tell the asshole who told him to quiet down to mind his own god damn business!!! 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

They got him.

They didn't get him. 

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

Just now, The Dude said:

lol
Ellis steals second on a pickoff and is safe

Was he caught or stealing?  By the pickoff?

5 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Is Johnny football leading them out and separating the Colorado river?

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Was he caught or stealing?  By the pickoff?

He was stealing all the way, P threw to first, and throw to second didnt get Ellis

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Well that’s just fucking hilarious, and quintessential aggy

Mock S-E-C chant!!

And Kody gets a hit for that.

God damn, this game is great.

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