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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

Childress said Chafin was going to come out of the pen this weekend so aggy is already having to shuffle their rotation. That's what happens when you need 3 more wins. Even if aggy beats Indiana we want them to burn some arms. 

Their rotation will be Chafin, then Lacy and I'm not sure who they would start on Monday. Kolek has 14 starts but has struggled recently so it looks like Childress has pretty much given up on him as a starter. 

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10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Getting beat 8-3 is a great day to aggy
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Holy fuck

The key against aggy is to limit strikeouts and put the ball in play. They are not a good fielding team. aggy will give you some runs if you put the ball in play. 

Pooooor Aggiieeeeeee!
I hope indy corn beats the ags in game 1 and they go 18 innings in game two.


I don’t think you understand how this works.
12 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954482/1#discussion

there is some scary self awareness coming out of seemingly a majority of them on this thread. Wtf, did we beat the stupid out of some of them? They must be really deflated. 

Good stuff.  Sad aggy is even funnier than unjustifiably overconfident aggy. 

Edited by Dirk X West

52 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy is starting Chafin against Indiana. That means we will get Lacy tonight if they advance. Lacy has really good stuff but he's a true freshman. 

It don’t make a shit.  Let em start 2 pitchers.  We’d still kick their ass.

It bore repeating...

Edited by freyguy

If they started two pitchers, would we still kick their asses?

Yeah, only erhine’s allowed to repeat post.

 

back to the ags...their fielding was worse than little league.

Mmmm, aggy misery for breakfast.  I'ma get some coffee and read the entire Texags baseball board.

Mix a shot of misery into a cup of joe, sweeten with S-E-C and you’ve got a “College Station Coffee”

52 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Getting beat 8-3 is a great day to aggy
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How has Georgia advanced to the regional finals?  They've only played one game so far.  Fucking Aggies.

23 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Good stuff.  Sad aggy is even funnier than unjustifiably overconfident aggy. 

Sad, crying, excuse making aggy is my favorite aggy

Best part is the ones over there saying they got upset and are the better team. Ooooooook

Just now, BERT said:

Best part is the ones over there saying they got upset and are the better team. Ooooooook

Well they did beat us by one run in their own ballpark in a midweek game a couple months ago, so they have every reason to believe we shouldn't be at all competitive with them.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Best part is the ones over there saying they got upset and are the better team. Ooooooook

To anyone else, an upset would be worse. To aggy, it's a source of pride.

 

Any that my friends is the essence of aggy

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

To anyone else, an upset would be worse. To aggy, it's a source of pride.

 

Any that my friends is the essence of aggy

Natum perdere

41 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

Good stuff.  Sad aggy is even funnier than unjustifiably overconfident aggy. 

All that talk about earholing and Clemens being a dick.  JFC.

 

I don't recall it specifically, because it doesn't make much impression on me anymore, but I would be surprised if there wasn't some horns-downing back in April.

Guys...guys...as much as we enjoy the misery of our rivals let's remember what is at stake for our club and what happened last year. Finish this Regional Horns!!

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Anybody have the video of that infield pop fly play?

Jesus, that was fantastic. So much pure baseball comedy gold in one play. Massive overload.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954482/1#discussion

there is some scary self awareness coming out of seemingly a majority of them on this thread. Wtf, did we beat the stupid out of some of them? They must be really deflated. 

 

And to save you guys the trip over there.  They're pissed about Kody grabbing his junk, taunting their derpy pitcher.

LOL.  Clemens is a g'dam 'Merican Hero!

 

 

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7 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Natum perdere

And their alternate seal, Venimus, vidimus, et cacas in braccas.

14 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well they did beat us by one run in their own ballpark in a midweek game a couple months ago, so they have every reason to believe we shouldn't be at all competitive with them.

They also finished in the top 11 of the SEC. To most baseball fans that appeared to be a good indication of parity with us as well.

So many of those bumpkins spell it “Clemons”. I don’t know if I’m missing an inside joke, or if they’re just, you know....morons. 

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

So many of those bumpkins spell it “Clemons”. I don’t know if I’m missing an inside joke, or if they’re just, you know....morons. 

They're definitely the later, but it could still also be on purpose.

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s aggy. To them intentional misspelling is the ultimate in humor.

Yeah, like whorns. Super funny shit

Time to step on their throats and get to the supers. Texas baseball motherfuckers, deal with it.

11 hours ago, BERT said:

No. If aggy had been the 2 seed, then we still would’ve been home team. 

Almost -- we would have flipped a coin for home/visitor.

Tonight’s game is on what channel? Please tell me ESPN’s schedule is wrong and we are not actually on 3

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Almost -- we would have flipped a coin for home/visitor.

Well fuck 

3 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Tonight’s game is on what channel? Please tell me ESPN’s schedule is wrong and we are not actually on 3

My DirecTv just says TBA on espnU at 8

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Childress said Chafin was going to come out of the pen this weekend so aggy is already having to shuffle their rotation. That's what happens when you need 3 more wins. Even if aggy beats Indiana we want them to burn some arms. 

Their rotation will be Chafin, then Lacy and I'm not sure who they would start on Monday. 

 

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1 hour ago, Etexhorn13 said:

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954482/1#discussion

there is some scary self awareness coming out of seemingly a majority of them on this thread. Wtf, did we beat the stupid out of some of them? They must be really deflated. 

Well then again, they are discussing throwing at a college kid's head because he stared at their dugout...even some idiots would understand that's moronic.  And I love how aggy is all about classiness and just "playing the game" in these situations, yet constantly flashing horns down or "Cart McCoy" is all cool.  F those bubble blowers.

11 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

it's Cart McCry you stupid sip

I'm sorry, what was that?

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We have won more national titles than they’ve won games in Omaha. Yet they still call us little brother. Lulzzz. 

We own their ass in head to head wins in football, basketball and baseball. 

Facts like these is what makes the other sec fans realize how fucking insane the aggy fan base is. 

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We have won more national titles than they’ve won games in Omaha. Yet they still call us little brother. Lulzzz. 

We own their ass in head to head wins in football, basketball and baseball. 

Facts like these is what makes the other sec fans realize how fucking insane the aggy fan base is. 

 

Come on sip.  None of that matters.  It's all about "recency" and conference head 2 head.

 

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We have won more national titles than they’ve won games in Omaha. Yet they still call us little brother. Lulzzz. 

We own their ass in head to head wins in football, basketball and baseball. 

Facts like these is what makes the other sec fans realize how fucking insane the aggy fan base is. 

We average more wins per trip to Omaha than they have wins in Omaha in the entire pathetic history.

2 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

Come on sip.  None of that matters.  It's all about "recency" and conference head 2 head.

 

Don't forget the part about A&M not even admitting women or minorities until 1963, so anything before that doesn't count.

So that knocks out 2 national championships in baseball.  That's it.  All of the 4 national titles we recognize in football were 1963 or later.

If anyone had a screenshot or video of Kody's final "hit" last evening, it would be appreciated here in the thread.  I am sure that it will be put to good use by many.

 

I like that A&M's official athletic dept. website has them playing Texas tomorrow (Monday) at 6:00p.  You know, because they're automatically winning their next two games because SEC SEC SEC.  What a small, small people.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I like that A&M's official athletic dept. website has them playing Texas tomorrow (Monday) at 6:00p.  You know, because they're automatically winning their next two games because SEC SEC SEC.  What a small, small people.  

Holy

 

 

shit

 

 

what?

 

someone screenshot plz

Just now, Radical Larry said:

I hope Indiana beats the shit out of them. 2 and BBQ would be hilarious. 

3 and bbq but yeah

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