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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

What’s that the “tickle my anus” hand sign from those aggy fans?

Just now, TonyTexas said:

What’s that the “tickle my anus” hand sign from those aggy fans?

I'm afraid that's exactly what it means. Who knows with those weird fucks?

Acie Law smack talk from these broadcasters. During a baseball game. 

Meanwhile KD playing in the Finals tonight. 

lol aggy douche fans just got called out. 
The 2 looked like they wanted to give the ball to the kid but dick licker in the white hat said "no don't"


Yep. Aggy douche told thick aggy chick “No”.

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This kid will hate aggy for the rest of his life.

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Espn announcer talking about the Clemens aggy dugout stare yesterday: “What are you going to do? Hit him? No!”


Quick. Someone tweet to espn that texags thread about beaning him.




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It'll be interesting to see how Indiana fucks up the scoring opportunity. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

It'll be interesting to see how Indiana fucks up the scoring opportunity. 

like that

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

It'll be interesting to see how Indiana fucks up the scoring opportunity. 

there you go

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

It'll be interesting to see how Indiana fucks up the scoring opportunity. 

There’s your answer 

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

nice out by slingblade

I'm all out of rep today but that made me lol

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Big 10 sucks at baseball tbh

Wisconsin has a strong program

that weirdo pitcher keeps talking to himself in the dugout? wtf

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16 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

lol aggy douche fans just got called out. 

The 2 looked like they wanted to give the ball to the kid but dick licker in the white hat said "no don't"

meanwhile, on Texags:

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Don't give it to the sip kid
 
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Ags say no to the sip kid.
 
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trouble said:
Don't give it to the sip kid
that was awesome

 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

meanwhile, on Texags:

 

not surprising. they are completely oblivious as to how that makes them look to the rest of the country.

Did anyone see that ag with the pencil-thin moostash, shavetail haircut, thickframed glasses, and flat brim waving from the dugout?  Holy cow.

this IU coach is leaving runs on the table by refusing to bunt with no outs

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Did anyone see that ag with the pencil-thin moostash, shavetail haircut, thickframed glasses, and flat brim waving from the dugout?  Holy cow.

hipster aggy?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Did anyone see that ag with the pencil-thin moostash, shavetail haircut, thickframed glasses, and flat brim waving from the dugout?  Holy cow.

The Boston blackie kind?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The Boston blackie kind?

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Another stellar post by our good-natured fun-lovin' classy everybody is equal friends in B/CS:

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Looks like I'm going to have to make the black people potato salad to pull this one out.

 

Aggy running out of outs.

"They're just lucky games aren't 15 innings or we'da passed they Yankee asses."

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