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  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Texas got screwed.  It's bullshit that the committee saddled the Horns with a three side that has a higher RPI, and who already beat Texas head to head on the year.  

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    Absolutely.  Who in his right mind would turn down a chance to coach the Longhorns but jump at a chance to coach Mississippi State?  Something dirty is happening here.  Street agents, probably.  I bet

  • Another Ralph Ellison Joke
    Another Ralph Ellison Joke

    While Texas got screwed, I feel confident that the Horns will handle A&M pretty easily.  The law of averages just won't let the Big 12 Champs drop to 1-6 against SEC competition.    

1 minute ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Based on the way he managed today's game, this response does not surprise me at all.

IU should have scored so many more runs. Unbelievable how many times they followed up a base runner with an unproductive out that failed to move a runner. 

Yeah, we should have a clear coaching advantage in this one.

Their outfielders also had no idea how to position themselves in the field, either.

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At least the sips didn't knock us out. **** you sips!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

can't. stop. sweet. tears.

Just now, Machinator said:

Yeah, we should have a clear coaching advantage in this one.

God hearing that in regard to a UT sport that isn't swimming is just marvelous

7 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Game tonight will be on LHN

damnit Dish this better be in HD

1 hour ago, Austin Orange said:

Don’t you sell commercial real estate in Dallas? You look like a goon in all of your social media photos, but you are wearing Longhorn gear.

Acting like a stupid aggy is fun.  That so many people believe it was even funnier.  I'm glad one here among us is smart.

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Also on espn 3 if you're outside of Texas

MIght be a good reason to test out the espn streaming subscription. Maybe it works well (?).

but I'm in Texas

11 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

the rules are, and always have been, fucking retarded.  the hosting team should be the home team until they lose a game.

How about the higher seeded team is home team. 

4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hunter's last three posts are gold.

He's probably got some tickets for tonights game he is trying to unload.

28 minutes ago, slorch said:

Albeit, incredibly unlikely, should aggy have won tonight, it would not have been winner take all.  There would have been another game tomorrow.

Stupid motherfuckers.  It permeates everything they do...or about which they comment.

Yeah that was some ignorant hackery for a pro sportswriter even by Liucci's low standards.

1 hour ago, Dirk X West said:

This has probably already been covered, but those IU unis are fucking ridiculous, unless the idea is to look like catchup, in which case they nailed it.

Catchup, huh?  What’s your Texags handle?

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From Danny Davis on Twitter:

"Indiana coach Chris Lemonis said he had "no clue" who would start against Texas tonight. Lemonis said none of this regional's starters will be available."

I would guess it'll be LHP Tommy Sommer for a couple of innings. 

I thought Indiana unis looked like the old Soviet hockey team.

Aggy already looking to 2019

 

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Looking forward to next year boys! Returning starters and the recruits coming in should get us back home to Omaha where we belong

Where they belong?  They’re heading back to where they belong

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8 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Aggy already looking to 2019

 

 

I don't know how any aggy could be excited about returning players. The 2 players that returned this year (Sherrod and Chafin) regressed big time. 

35 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think my favorite post on Texags was the guy who was glad they didn't win so he wouldn't have to watch Texas dogpile after beating aggy tonight.  I almost registered for a Texags account to let him know that we don't dogpole for regionals.

Too stupid to realize we only do that in Omaha. 

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42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can somebody send Kathy a link to the 77-0 OU game?

at your command Buttercup. 

 

 

Hunter's last three posts are gold.

You know, the BEST reason to choose to play baseball at aggy is if you hate Omaha, are a wanted man in Omaha, and thus never, ever, ever want to go to Omaha. If so, aggy is the program for you.
10 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I thought Indiana unis looked like the old Soviet hockey team.

Someone earlier in the thread said Cuba, which nails it:

2.-Orestes-Kindel%C3%A1n-y-Omar-Linares.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You know, the BEST reason to choose to play baseball at aggy is if you hate Omaha, are a wanted man in Omaha, and thus never, ever, ever want to go to Omaha. If so, aggy is the program for you.

I guess that explains why they have a bunch of Nebraska kids on their team

When does Aggy play next?  


Depends. When does the next sec team hit the field?




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29 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Acting like a stupid aggy is fun.  That so many people believe it was even funnier.  I'm glad one here among us is smart.

Negged for terrible, terrible bullshit. I mean if your intent is to be funny, at least try. 

Someone earlier in the thread said Cuba, which nails it:
2.-Orestes-Kindel%C3%A1n-y-Omar-Linares.jpg
They actually showed a side by side comparison with the Cuba unis during the broadcast of the game. Hilarious.
30 minutes ago, Simon Honeybone said:

Acting like a stupid aggy is fun.  That so many people believe it was even funnier.  I'm glad one here among us is smart.

Don’t cry! Or do you little bitch. I know you want too.

16 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Aggy already looking to 2019

 

Where they belong?  They’re heading back to where they belong

Aggy... perpetual next year's champions.

 

Aggy was the king of Collieville (now known as College Station). He was punished for his self-aggrandizing craftiness and deceitfulness by being forced to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down when it nears the top, repeating this action for eternity. Through the classical influence on modern culture, tasks that are both laborious and futile are therefore described as Aggy.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

OM 5-4.

is this on tv besides the flipping to different games?

43 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

damnit Dish this better be in HD

Pro tip:

If you have a Chromecast device, and a Watch ESPN sign-in, you can get it in HD. ( Don’t know for sure, but I figure a Firestick would do it too.) 

That’s assuming you are getting LHN through Dish. 

Edited by Victor Lazlo

 
well fuck you comcast....

This fucking sucks. If someone knows of a link please help.


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aggy: "By losing at least TU doesn't get to fuck us in the ass twice."

 

No one, I mean no one polishes a turd like the 'Texas aggys"

1 minute ago, DanRydell said:

 


LHN

 

pretty sure they're not showing the ole miss game on the LHN.

40 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They need to let DDA be bat boy tonight

He may be pitching for Indiana before the night is over. 

45 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Hunter's last three posts are gold.

It's laughable that aggy would try to school UT on anything about pre-season baseball.  Kinda like a 3 year-old finger painter giving tips to Rembrandt. 

Edited by TrashMaster G

I just hope the weather holds.  We do not need any fucking delays or a rainout.  Get 'em quick Horns!

3 minutes ago, jettrink said:

I just hope the weather holds.  We do not need any fucking delays or a rainout.  

I don't even understand what these words mean.

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