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4 putts 18 on Sunday and wins by 3.  Not bad

I want to see the numbers on his whoop band after that 3rd putt 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Spinner.

Yes but after 3 misses he finally rimmed it in.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

4 putts 18 on Sunday and wins by 3.  Not bad

Honestly unacceptable. He should have expected Rory to break the course record by 2 shots. Lucky he isn't going to a playoff.

Next year's dinner - Three Amigos or Bill Miller, Bitches!!

I almost made the joke, before the 1st putt, that he should just keep missing to win by one over Rory.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

That Aggie chick knew what to do to get the ride of her life.  

"highschool sweethearts" but she didn't follow Scottie to Texas? I guess she couldn't get in to Texas

54 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Tell your douchbag friend that all of Jordan's golf balls got Covid and he had to opt out.

3 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

He’s def putting it in the butt tonight! 

Can’t be as tight as his ass was putting out …

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Next year's dinner - Three Amigos or Bill Miller, Bitches!!

Nah. HP dude. Dickey's.

Crowd now heading out to the Strip Mall and the Thrift Store across the street.

Not many hyper-competitive guys are as likeable as Scottie.  Hook'em.

The music was so loud you couldn't hear Nance say shit.  Un porpoise?  That was funny!

I can understand him 4 putting.  he must have been standing over those putts just thinking where he was 2 months ago.

7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Yes but after 3 misses he finally rimmed it in.

This is so terribly, terribly naughty.

Cupgradeya for Meredith should be how he spends some of those winnings.

Great job, Sheff...

Now somebody check and make sure Nicole is properly hydrating. 

11 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

He’s def putting it in the butt tonight! 

I'm thinking driver

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

These endings are so goddamn corny, yet I love them! That’s why the Masters is the best! 

Just now, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

And now a poem by Robert burns. 
 

Tiger Tiger burning bright

…etc

Just now, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

Great job Scottie! Haven't enjoyed a Masters Sunday like this in a long time!

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

OH JIM! YOU GOT ONE IN THE CHAMBER!


Hideki looks like he's being held hostage. Blink if you're okay!

Hideki cracking my shit up

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

So awkward

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

He'd miss out on this year's wine.

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Petrified Matsuyama is only hearing Charlie Brown adult sounds from the other 3.

Just now, mdmost said:

Hideki looks like he's being held hostage. Blink if you're okay!

He hears his name and wonders what they’re saying …

That green jacket belongs in a Wambaugh book.

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm thinking driver

Hitting it stiff, either way...

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