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"To play as well as I did today and extend my streak of not winning a major..."

- Rory McIlroy

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

“That’s as happy as I’ll ever be on a golf course.” - Four time major winner

May feel like he's close to exorcising the demons. Sucks he has to wait another year. 

Just now, ztejas said:

May feel like he's close to exorcising the demons. Sucks he has to wait another year. 

Better hurry. The window is closing faster for the guys who have been on tour for a while. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

"To play as well as I did today and extend my streak of not winning a major..."

- Rory McIlroy

Nitrogen cold, brah.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good timing … 😵💫

 The @Nicole44 kiss of death !!!

😂😂😂

9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Rory’s club toss…what was that? emoji23.png

Awesome though

It was like he wanted to celebrate and at the same time remembered that if he played better on Th/Fr he’d have won

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Better hurry. The window is closing faster for the guys who have been on tour for a while. 

He's 32. Sorry he fucked your mom.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Pulling out the driver..

Easiest club to hit, let it fly 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's 32. Sorry he fucked your mom.

Sorry you haven't had your dream of Rory fucking you fulfilled. 

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Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Did you ask him who in the gallery was fucking Jimbo's wife?

So if you’re Scottie do you go for the green after that monster drive or just lay up?

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Did you ask him who in the gallery was not fucking Jimbo's wife?

fixed, and quicker

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Just now, Tex-19 said:

So if you’re Scottie do you go for the green after that monster drive or just lay up?

go for it.  but go long.  

Smith should have gone Tin Cup there. 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

go for it.  but go long.  

Your wish is his command

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Why do you have dumb fucks as buds?

Yeah, that didn't look like a 9 iron in his hand. 

Wait . . . people have a problem with Rory only winning 3 of 4 majors?

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Why do you have dumb fucks as buds?

Leander high school babyyyy.  Go lions

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Why do you have dumb fucks Aggies as buds?

Same same.

Nice club guess,  dottie

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait . . . people have a problem with Rory only winning 3 of 4 majors?


Trevino and Phil are both 3/4, but have 6 each 

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

Probably not dry enough on the green to do the infamous Roll Into Water Death Or 20 Feet Downhill for Schef.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


Trevino and Phil are both 3/4, but have 6 each 

So?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

Gotdammit why would you even post this??

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

It takes a complete collapse. A replica of his drive on 18 yesterday and a ball in the water on 16 would be the combo.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 


maybe he trips and beaks his leg ?

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Gotdammit why would you even post this??

Because I don't see it happening. 

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

ha. you should text him back the price is right horn and ask if aggy is gonna host a regional this year.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

Even this guy agrees.

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Finance?  Sheff's voicemail is already overloaded.

At this point, Scottie just needs to aim middle of every green, tee off with irons/woods/whatever he hits straightest

Telling that Nance knows nothing about Texas.

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