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I hit my 3w farther than you hit your driver twice. It’s all about the shape of the shot and get it to the speed slot on the left side which I did. The caddie said 3w and turn it over.
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27 minutes ago, markstanco said:

3 wood. And yea. Still had a 6 or 7 left. That hole is hard but 11 is impossible from the backs. Hardest hole in golf. You have to aim over the trees on the right and still hit a cut which is awkward. Then you have a long iron in to it. I was a puss and laid up to the right.


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4 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I hit my 3w farther than you hit your driver twice. It’s all about the shape of the shot and get it to the speed slot on the left side which I did. The caddie said 3w and turn it over.

First, it's a joke. Second, I'm guessing I'd hit every club in your bag farther than you. I'd also assume you're a much, much better golfer than I am. 

My only brag is I got a pass to berckmans place one year. It was pretty awesome

6 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I have a buddy that gets me a discount on the munis.

I played Hancock once. 

I'm seeing hideki, maybe player and benefit of the doubt immelman?
 
Missed sergio... that's full Windsor
Zach Johnson is a fucking wreck. That's a teenage boy trying to get ready for the prom knot. 3 stroke penalty.
57 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I played Hancock once. 

They say hole #2 (the old #2, the par "5") was the inspiration for hole #2 at ANGC.

24 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
12 hours ago, pops said:
I'm seeing hideki, maybe player and benefit of the doubt immelman?
 
Missed sergio... that's full Windsor

Zach Johnson is a fucking wreck. That's a teenage boy trying to get ready for the prom knot. 3 stroke penalty.

That's your Ryder Cup cap'n 

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

First, it's a joke. Second, I'm guessing I'd hit every club in your bag farther than you. I'd also assume you're a much, much better golfer than I am. 

Big deal, I know I can throw every clubs further than you. Now all we have to do is get Stanco's clubs. 

Now back to the Master's; freaking hyped for it, and that was before Tiger supercharged the fans and media.

Looks likely the par  3, gets washed out, unless they push up the start

That's your Ryder Cup cap'n 
And if that's indicative of his attention to detail then he needs to tighten things up.
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45 minutes ago, alincoln said:
That's your Ryder Cup cap'n 

And if that's indicative of his attention to detail then he needs to tighten things up.

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Big deal, I know I can throw every clubs further than you. Now all we have to do is get Stanco's clubs. 
Now back to the Master's; freaking hyped for it, and that was before Tiger supercharged the fans and media.
Looks likely the par  3, gets washed out, unless they push up the start

Looking at the future radar, I don’t see the Par 3 happening today.
14 minutes ago, Hate said:


Looking at the future radar, I don’t see the Par 3 happening today.

Just move it to Top Golf, there's on a couple of miles from ANGC

Kinda shocked Phil didn't show up for the dinner.  After seeing the menu, that punishment is worse than missing the tournament. 

 

Side note, think that dinner might be the best tradition in golf, outside the running of the whores at the old Byron Nelson at TPC Four Seasons

5 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

think that dinner might be the best tradition in golf, outside the running of the whores at the old Byron Nelson at TPC Four Seasons

Said in Jim Nantz’ voice

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2022 Masters TV schedule (ET)

ESPN and CBS are the TV homes of the 2022 Masters. ESPN will air the first two rounds on Thursday and Friday, as well as coverage of Wednesday’s Masters Par 3 Contest, before CBS takes over on the weekend. TV coverage will be more limited than it is at other majors, but there are plenty of online streaming options to keep you satisfied that you can learn about below.

Here’s the full TV schedule for the week (ET):

Wednesday, April 6 (Par 3 Contest): 3-5 p.m. (ESPN)
Thursday, April 7: 3-7:30 p.m. (ESPN)
Friday, April 8: 3-7:30 p.m. (ESPN)
Saturday, April 9: 3-7 p.m. (CBS)
Sunday, April 10: 2-7 p.m. (CBS)

 

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Here’s the complete Masters streaming schedule (ET):

TUESDAY, APRIL 5
Practice Round: 12-2 p.m. (ESPN+)

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6
Practice Round: 10 a.m.-12 p.m. (ESPN+)
Masters Par 3 Contest: 12-5 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)

THURSDAY, APRIL 7
Honorary Starters: 7:40-7:55 a.m. (Masters.com)
Round 1 ESPN Telecast: 3-7:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Featured Groups: 9:15 a.m.-7:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (4, 5 and 6): 8:45 a.m.-3:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (11, 12 and 13): 10:45 a.m.-6 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (15 and 16): 11:45 a.m.-7 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)

FRIDAY, APRIL 8
Round 2 ESPN Telecast: 3-7:30 p.m. (ESPN+)
Featured Groups: 9:15 a.m.-7:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (4, 5 and 6): 8:45 a.m.-3:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (11, 12 and 13): 10:45 a.m.-6 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (15 and 16): 11:45 a.m.-7 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)

SATURDAY, APRIL 9
Round 3 CBS Telecast: 3-7 p.m. (Paramount+)
Featured Groups: 10:15 a.m.-7 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (4, 5 and 6): 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
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SUNDAY, APRIL 10
Round 4 CBS Telecast: 2-7 p.m. (Paramount+)
Featured Groups: 10:15 a.m.-7 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (4, 5 and 6): 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (11, 12 and 13): 11:45 a.m.-6 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Featured Holes (15 and 16): 12:30-6:30 p.m. (ESPN+, Masters.com)
Green Jacket Ceremony: 7 p.m. (Masters.com)

 

 

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Round 1 start time: 8:30 a.m. [Tee times]

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Connected devices: Available on Paramount+CBS Sports AppMasters on the Range: 8:30-10:30 a.m. (CBS Sports Network)

TV coverage: 3-7:30 p.m. on ESPN
TV simulcast live stream: 3-7:30 p.m. on Masters.com
Post-round highlights: 11:35-11:50 p.m. on CBS

Round 2 -- Friday, April 8

Round 2 start time: 8:30 a.m.

Masters Live stream

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TV coverage: 3-7:30 p.m. on ESPN
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Round 3 -- Saturday, April 9

Round 3 start time: 10 a.m.

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TV coverage: 3-7 p.m. on CBS
TV simulcast live stream: 3-7 p.m., free on CBSSports.comCBS Sports App
Round 3 encore: 8 p.m. on CBS Sports Network

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Featured Groups: Shane Bacon, Colt Knost and Billy Kratzert begin coverage of the 2022 Masters on Thursday morning with Featured Groups. In addition, Brian Crowell and Michael Breed will serve as announcers for the Featured Groups live streaming coverage of select pairings throughout their entire round each day.Amen Corner: Grant Boone and Mark Immelman serve as announcers for live streaming coverage of the 11th, 12th and 13th holes.

 

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1 hour ago, Hate said:


Looking at the future radar, I don’t see the Par 3 happening today.

 

My response is your Username  ✔

Radar looks real empty once this small cell passes. They might just get to play the par 3. Or at least part of it.

6 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I played Hancock once. 

Hancock since COVID is in GREAT shape. From tee to green, it's in the best shape of all the Austin munis. Greens are lush but are cut higher so a good bit slower. It's a fun course to walk, it's walking only anyway. Don't have to worry about tee times. People are just more relaxed and friendlier. I play that course 2-3 times a week and play one of the other munis on the weekend. I much prefer Hancock for the stress-free friendlier vibe.

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Hancock since COVID is in GREAT shape. From tee to green, it's in the best shape of all the Austin munis. Greens are lush but are cut higher so a good bit slower. It's a fun course to walk, it's walking only anyway. Don't have to worry about tee times. People are just more relaxed and friendlier. I play that course 2-3 times a week and play one of the other munis on the weekend. I much prefer Hancock for the stress-free friendlier vibe.

Shhhhhh

Tiger down to 40-1 now. They can make the odds 10-1 and people will still bet on him. If he is in contention on Sunday, I'd look for an out of control golf cart to take out his bad leg, because every sportsbook in the country would get ass hammered like never before. Its not like they can layoff action on the field, when Tiger is 40 or 50 to 1. I doubt they are  losing a lot of sleep over the risk, however. 

Personally, I hope he DQ's as early as possible on Thursday  so I dont have to hear about him, his kid, his story, all of that bullshit. Just show me the golf, not 275 different angles of Tigers revamped swing. But I think he's a tool in general, so I expect my opinion to be in the minority. 

17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Personally, I hope he DQ's as early as possible on Thursday  so I dont have to hear about him, his kid, his story, all of that bullshit. Just show me the golf, not 275 different angles of Tigers revamped swing. But I think he's a tool in general, so I expect my opinion to be in the minority.

I'll cosign.

Even though I am not a Tiger hater.  It's going to be overwrought by more than a little bit.

Just show the fucking golf.  It's like when they cut to Butler Cabin for a 10 min fucking Faldo/Nantz... reset.  I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!

 

 

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

I'll cosign.

Even though I am not a Tiger hater.  It's going to be overwrought by more than a little bit.

Just show the fucking golf.  It's like when they cut to Butler Cabin for a 10 min fucking Faldo/Nantz... reset.  I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!

we don't agree on much but on this one, nailed it on both.

tiger cam on alternative channel/stream for all things sucking tiger's dick.  main channel, let's see some golf.

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty common. Happened both years I went. 


the last time I went it was a brutally hot day, storm blew through the next day 

You can see every shot from every golfer and you pussies are worried about them showing too much Tiger. 

2 minutes ago, heso said:

You can see every shot from every golfer and you pussies are worried about them showing too much Tiger. 

Seriously. It’s the one tournament where you shouldn’t worry about missing anything. 

Gamblers: The Golf Channel is projecting really high scores tomorrow. It’s supposed to be a really windy day. “Par would be a really good score on Thursday.”

They also like Justin Thomas because of the Tiger tutelage, and Kopeka to win. 

Just my personal opinion, if you could decent odds on Rahm finishing top 5, I’d put my money there. 
 

Tiger fans: based on the Fred Couples’ interview Tiger’s leg is still bjorked enough that it causes him extreme pain if he hits a bad shot. I think he’ll be laser focused, but the walking/grind of hitting so many shots will get him. He’s only played 45 holes in 8, eight, days. Making the cut would be a big accomplishment. 

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I mean he won a US Open on a broken leg. But that was quite a few injuries and a lot of liquor and pain pills ago. Father time is undefeated.

The course playing tough will play to his advantage. I can't imagine he's going to be able to score all that well as I figure he's lost quite a bit of distance - but if he can knock it around, avoid big numbers and putt well then you figure he's got a shot at teeing it up Saturday. I also think there's a really good chance he WDs if something flares up or he just has a terrible first round. 

On 4/5/2022 at 10:35 PM, markstanco said:


I hit my 3w farther than you hit your driver twice. It’s all about the shape of the shot and get it to the speed slot on the left side which I did. The caddie said 3w and turn it over.

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Did Gary Player really wea a turtleneck embroidered with Golf Saudi?

I didn't get a screenshot, but that's what it looked like. Is that his tribute to Phil?

pins on 11, 16 and 18 should make for some interesting action around the greens.

It’s cool that Cink’s son is on the bag. Always love Stew.

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Did Gary Player really wea a turtleneck embroidered with Golf Saudi?

I didn't get a screenshot, but that's what it looked like. Is that his tribute to Phil?

not a Gary fan at all but he zinged Watson pretty good this morning:

Tom:  Gary, you gonna do a push up this morning?

Gary:   Did them while you were sleeping.

 

 

 

18 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'll cosign.

Even though I am not a Tiger hater.  It's going to be overwrought by more than a little bit.

Just show the fucking golf.  It's like when they cut to Butler Cabin for a 10 min fucking Faldo/Nantz... reset.  I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!

 

 

Jim Nantz jerks off at home repeating "Butler Cabin" to himself. 

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I mean he won a US Open on a broken leg. But that was quite a few injuries and a lot of liquor and pain pills ago. Father time is undefeated.

The course playing tough will play to his advantage. I can't imagine he's going to be able to score all that well as I figure he's lost quite a bit of distance - but if he can knock it around, avoid big numbers and putt well then you figure he's got a shot at teeing it up Saturday. I also think there's a really good chance he WDs if something flares up or he just has a terrible first round. 

If I'm Tiger, I go out there for my Thursday round and never pull Driver out of the bag.  

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Did Gary Player really wea a turtleneck embroidered with Golf Saudi?

I didn't get a screenshot, but that's what it looked like. Is that his tribute to Phil?


I think he’s an ambassador for Golf Saudi 

11 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

If I'm Tiger, I go out there for my Thursday round and never pull Driver out of the bag.  

It’s too long of a course to try that

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2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Did Gary Player really wea a turtleneck embroidered with Golf Saudi?

 

he did.

 

Harry Higgs is the SMU alum actually worth rooting for!

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