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20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Surprised they don't add a local player as a marker to keep the rhythm of a threesome in place???

Sergio chipped from just off the green, through the green and into the drink

Damn, Spieth misses easy uphill 5ft putt for birdie on #8

Still +1 for tournament

15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn, Spieth misses easy uphill 5ft putt for birdie on #8

Still +1 for tournament

Missed 9ft very makable putt for birdie on #9

Last two missed birdie putts were just poor reads...

Spieth probably boiling over due to issues with putter right now... 🙄

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sergio chipped from just off the green, through the green and into the drink

Good.

How does Willett completely suck balls at every other tournament other than the Masters?

32 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sergio chipped from just off the green, through the green and into the drink

Just watched the replay, that is brutal, the drop has to be 50-75 yards from the green, and to play it at the flag (dangerous gamble at 11) you have to hit over the pond.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How does Willett completely suck balls at every other tournament other than the Masters?

Less surprising to me than Schwartzel who has absolutely sucked lately. 

Spieth approach shot goes into greenside bunker just off to right on Par 4 hole #10.  Third shot out of sand leaves a really tough 8ft breaking putt to save par.

MAKES IT !!! 🤘

+1 for tournament thru 10 holes today

Tiger Teeing off. Just so thrilled to be able to watch him play again. The crowd around him is always amazing 

 

Go Tiger 

Spieth and  Schauffele in water short on #12   🙄

 

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1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Jordan and 12 at Augusta, name a better duo. 

Two in the water again -- #12 > Spieth

Spieth scores a 6 on Par 3 hole #12.

Now +4 for tournament

Rory, Jordan and JT struggling to make the cut.  Didn't really see that coming.

Greller should have made Spieth layup on #13 out of pine straw. 

Jordan into the creek on his 2nd shot -- Spieth is fuckin' mentally gone in this round now

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Greller should have made Spieth layup on #13 out of pine straw. 

Jordan into the creek on his 2nd shot -- Spieth is fuckin' mentally gone in this round now

Maybe he saw the forecast and is all no thanks let’s go home tonight. 

Greller should have made Spieth layup on #13 out of pine straw. 
Jordan into the creek on his 2nd shot -- Spieth is fuckin' mentally gone in this round now
It's time for them to part ways. Grellar is a great cheerleader & yardage guy, but he never has the balls to step in & keep Jordan from trying the hero shot. So Jordan has an explode-a-hole and then can't recover.
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24 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:
Greller should have made Spieth layup on #13 out of pine straw.  

It's time for them to part ways. Grellar is a great cheerleader & yardage guy, but he never has the balls to step in & keep Jordan from trying the hero shot. So Jordan has an explode-a-hole and then can't recover.

Together they sure haven't been reading greens worth a shit lately...  

 

 

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Woods hitting a greasy fart slice off the tee after another bogey. I've got that shot in my bag.

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Surprised they don't add a local player as a marker to keep the rhythm of a threesome in place???

Tom Cruise What GIF

Goddammit, I don't know what it is about Fitzpatrick's face, but I wanna deliver one of these right into his suck hole. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tom Cruise What GIF

He's talking about Jeff Knox who gets to play the weekend if an odd number of players makes the cut. Not a horrible idea to insert him into a situation like this but the rules probably don't permit such a thing. 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tom Cruise What GIF

He's not that far off. They do it all the time if someone is playing as a single, but it's only for scorekeeping purposes. 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

He's not that far off. They do it all the time if someone is playing as a single, but it's only for scorekeeping purposes. 

Yeah I just don't see why they'd tack on a 3rd guy. 

Cutline is just 6 off the lead right now. US Open esque. 

47 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Greller should have made Spieth layup on #13 out of pine straw. 

Jordan into the creek on his 2nd shot -- Spieth is fuckin' mentally gone in this round now

In his defense, I'm thinking Greller is worried if there are enough balls in the bag to make the whole 18.

And to think I put Jordan on my fantasy team this week because of his record there; and Victor is another one making my team suck

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

south park omg GIF by Comedy Central

That's such a dumb shot but sometimes it works I guess. 

Jordan has one win in almost 5 years. I’m done getting my hopes up or investing much energy in him. 

The guys in at -3 must be feeling prettay good right now. But they also will get to go off last tomorrow, when it’s  getting colder. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The guys in at -3 must be feeling prettay good right now. But they also will get to go off last tomorrow, when it’s  getting colder. 

Schwartzel must be pinching himself. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

south park omg GIF by Comedy Central

I have done that many times while playing in Georgia. And by THAT, I mean hit into the trees and have impossible shots from the pine straw.

I'm not an avid golfer as I only play a couple times each year but, I do enjoy the four major tournaments and enjoy seeing just how good these guys are at what they do. 

DJ is in a really great spot heading to the weekend. Wins one at -20 and maybe another at -5. 

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Rory with a nice bird on 16 to get to 2 over.

Just realized he and Brooks are playing together. 

38 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

It was fun while it lasted, Tiger

Last night I watched about 15 minutes of the Live at the Masters show. I don't know what channel that is on, maybe ESPN or Golf Channel, I don't rightly care but, the two American guys talking were almost livid that the British guy ( I think was a captain of their Ryder Cup team) said that he would like to wait and see before proclaiming Woods as a viable threat to win this week. He said that it was just going to get harder, and harder physically each day and that we should all wait and see. The other two guys were ready to say, and did, that Tiger Was Back.

I think what Woods has done to come back is amazing but, I hate when announcers don't just let something happen before beating it like a dead horse and making stupid proclamations. Just let him, if he can, play his way in. They also showed an interview with Woods and to me he seemed much more candid than I have ever noticed, sort of letting the media know just how difficult this is/was & will be.

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2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Last night I watched about 15 minutes of the Live at the Masters show. I don't know what channel that is on, maybe ESPN or Golf Channel, I don't rightly care but, the two American guys talking were almost livid that the British guy ( I think was a captain of their Ryder Cup team) said that he would like to wait and see before proclaiming Woods as a viable threat to win this week. He said that it was just going to get harder, and harder physically each day and that we should all wait and see. The other two guys were ready to say, and did, that Tiger Was Back.

 

it was Golf Channel.  it was Rich Lerner and Brandel Chamblee v. Paul McGinley.  Lerner and Chamblee were so smug and were attacking McGinley for having the nerve not to annoint Tiger as the champion.  i wanted to reach in my TV and slap Lerner and Chamblee.  Chamblee was comparing Tiger to Nicklaus in 86.  "People said Nicklaus was washed up in 86 and look what he did."  well, Jack hadn't been out of the game for 17 months because he had a leg injury that was so bad it was almost amputated.  Jack was in a slump but was otherwise healthy as a horse.

i'm just about cheering for Tiger to miss the cut just so McGinley can say "I told you so" (which he won't do but could).

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

it was Golf Channel.  it was Rich Lerner and Brandel Chamblee v. Paul McGinley.  Lerner and Chamblee were so smug and were attacking McGinley for having the nerve not to annoint Tiger as the champion.  i wanted to reach in my TV and slap Lerner and Chamblee.  Chamblee was comparing Tiger to Nicklaus in 86.  "People said Nicklaus was washed up in 86 and look what he did."  well, Jack hadn't been out of the game for 17 months because he had a leg injury that was so bad it was almost amputated.  Jack was in a slump but was otherwise healthy as a horse.

i'm just about cheering for Tiger to miss the cut just so McGinley can say "I told you so" (which he won't do but could).

Those two guys are assholes.

Haha...Chamblee is a Longhorn.  Many would agree with you though.

40 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Jordan has one win in almost 5 years. I’m done getting my hopes up or investing much energy in him. 

Pars on #13 thru #17 for Spieth

Then the mental midget shits all over himself for a double bogey on #18 to likely miss the cut at +6

 

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Damn autocorrect

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