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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment

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Anyone else just see Will Smith storm up on stage and sock Chris Rock in the face? What a jackass.

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    I watch one goddamned women’s basketball game, ….

  • I was sick of Will Smith, his attention whore wife, and his weirdo kids well before this. And now we'll have to hear more bullshit about these dipshits. The entire family can fuck right off. 

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    Dude couldn’t even knock scrawny ass Chris Rock over with a free punch. No wonder that pussy had to flee Philly. 

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I’d hate to see what he has in store for Willie D.

Rock did a Jada Pinkett joke, it seems Will went up and may have swung at Rock, I haven’t rewound yet, but it went silent for maybe 30 seconds and they cut to Smith ranting. It was either real or a great act. Rock looked befuddled.

Low blow by Chris Rock, but what do you expect?  If you don't want Chris Rock jokes, go dig up Billy Christal.

 

 

 

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You can read his lips and it looks like he was saying “keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”

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He’s still in the audience acting like nothing happened. Like he didn’t just assault Chris Rock on national TV. And like his wife didn’t fuck some musician behind his back.

Do we know what Rock said after commenting on Jada's hair? Did he bring up something else?

I think Rock was genuinely confused and shocked. You can see him on the stage making eye contact with someone in the crowd and giving the “I don’t know what the fuck just happened either” face.

Are the police afraid of David Miscavige? Seems like Will Smith should be getting arrested for assault right now.

I’d hate to see that psychotic Scientologist at an event hosted by Ricky Gervais. Would end in murder. 

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Dude couldn’t even knock scrawny ass Chris Rock over with a free punch. No wonder that pussy had to flee Philly. 

Chris Rock way past his prime and stays winning. 

4 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Do we know what Rock said after commenting on Jada's hair? Did he bring up something else?

per aussy link he said it was a GI jane joke and WS kept screaming keep my wifes name out your mouth....  He might be drunk or high.....  

And Smith has a legit chance at winning Best Actor. This is already one of the weirdest ceremonies ever and could go off the rails. 

I mean Will Smith is clearly one hell of an actor.  Couldn't knock out Chris Rock with a wide open undefended punch, but Ali....in the bag.

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Lol

 

Besides the 3 Oscars that Rocky won.

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Yep, he just needs to brush off that assault he just committed.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Besides the 3 Oscars that Rocky won.

The joke… think what happens after Philly wins a championship. 

What was the joke? Chris Rock isn’t known to just be mean

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What was the joke? Chris Rock isn’t known to just be mean

Chris Rock made a joke about Jada Pinkett-Smith being in "G.I. Jane" because of her bald head. She's spoken openly about having a hair loss condition. Will Smith ran on stage, slapped Rock, then screamed twice at the top of his lungs "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR F-NG MOUTH."

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What was the joke? Chris Rock isn’t known to just be mean

Suggested that Jada is going to be in GI Jane 2...an obvious reference to Jada's lack of hair, which is a result of alopecia.  Don't know if Rock knows that Jada has alopecia, but twitter certainly does.

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Compare Denzel and Will Smith.  One has a great family.  The other's family is completely fucking insane.

Looks like there is some history there. CR made a joke about her at the 2016 oscars as well

 

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This isn’t the first time Rock has joked about the couple. When he hosted the Oscars in 2016, he said, “Jada Pinkett Smith boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties — I wasn’t invited!”

 

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Best part is Will was laughing at the joke until you know he got the look

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