March 31, 20223 yr At the Oscars,Will Smith looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia.Jada looked liked she was from the movie
March 31, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said: Looks like he'll be moving back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air 20 pages and you think we haven't had multiple variants of that joke?
March 31, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, Deej said: 20 pages and you think we haven't had multiple variants of that joke? Did you hear the one about Chris Rock looking in the mirror for Fresh Prints?
March 31, 20223 yr 39 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said: have you heard the fresh prints joke yet? haha huh uh mongo like that one.
March 31, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, BigDHornfan said: At the Oscars, Will Smith looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia. Jada looked liked she was from the movie Andrew Schultz is funny, isnt he?
March 31, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: I’m not sure anything could motivate me to watch the Oscars. Naked women would do it but I’m not sure what else. Maybe Halle Berry would be willing. I’d tune in to see that.
March 31, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: I’m not sure anything could motivate me to watch the Oscars. Naked women would do it but I’m not sure what else. Maybe Halle Berry would be willing. I’d tune in to see that. If we're going to have naked women at the Oscars, we should start with Salma Hayek.
March 31, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, crash_davis said: he's had bust after bust. he and his family were punchlines before this incident. all this did is insure they will continue to be punchlines for another few years. i didn't see his latest movie because of him. he just gave me additional incentive not to see his movies. but then again, not sure who's going to cast him or his family after this shitshow. he literally just won an academy award
March 31, 20223 yr 20 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: I assume the expulsion smoke is posturing. Smith will get suspended a year. Wash, rinse, repeat. Jada will almost certainly be a 2023 presenter to draw eyeballs. Yeah just like all the other times someone got slapped at the Oscars. He won't be invited back and that won't be an issue unless he's up for an award which this incident will make very unlikely.
March 31, 20223 yr 27 minutes ago, Michael Knight said: he literally just won an academy award next thing you know he'll be in the 'Act person you thought would make it big but didn’t' thread with Jared Leto and Ethan Hawke 😄 Edited March 31, 20223 yr by mchookem
March 31, 20223 yr 23 hours ago, mdmost said: The Academy says they asked him to leave and Will Smith refused. They might expel him from the Academy. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-chris-rock-academy-disciplinary-proceedings-1235122743/ Academy = Dean Wormer
March 31, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said: If we're going to have naked women at the Oscars, we should start with Salma Hayek. I know I’ve seen her, but honestly I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup. I thought it was great when Kirsten Dunst finally gave us a look. How about this idea? Kristen Stewart’s naked marriage. A naked lesbian wedding would be pretty hot. I would totally watch that.
March 31, 20223 yr If we're going to have naked women at the Oscars, we should start with Salma Hayek.If she did it with Alexandra Didario…
March 31, 20223 yr 46 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: I know I’ve seen her, but honestly I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup. I thought it was great when Kirsten Dunst finally gave us a look. How about this idea? Kristen Stewart’s naked marriage. A naked lesbian wedding would be pretty hot. I would totally watch that. You couldn’t pick Salma Hayek out of a lineup but have a big thing for Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart? JFC.
March 31, 20223 yr 53 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: I know I’ve seen her, but honestly I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup. I thought it was great when Kirsten Dunst finally gave us a look. How about this idea? Kristen Stewart’s naked marriage. A naked lesbian wedding would be pretty hot. I would totally watch that. Terrible
March 31, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: No need, Gascon dropped the charges before the next commercial break
March 31, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said: You couldn’t pick Salma Hayek out of a lineup but have a big thing for Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart? JFC. Yes. Did I stutter?
April 1, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, mchookem said: next thing you know he'll be in the 'Act person you thought would make it big but didn’t' thread with Jared Leto and Ethan Hawke 😄
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said: I know I’ve seen her, but honestly I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.
April 1, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Michael Knight said: he literally just won an academy award i can't remember if that movie was filmed before or after the shitshow the other night.
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: Right. She’s so hot. And so famous. I looked up her filmography on IMDb. I’ve seen Traffic. I don’t recall her. I sold the DVD back. I respect the message but the movie wasn’t that great. I haven’t seen her in anything else. I suppose there’s a chance I saw her in her appearance on Dream On. Wendie Malick made much more of an impression on that show. But seriously, this? You think that’s super hot? She’s no hotter than Chrissy Tiegen whom I’ve noticed is generally hated around here.
April 1, 20223 yr We should all be happy the 40+ thread is one of the few old drunk Buckeye doesn’t fuck up.
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said: Right. She’s so hot. And so famous. I looked up her filmography on IMDb. I’ve seen Traffic. I don’t recall her. I sold the DVD back. I respect the message but the movie wasn’t that great. I haven’t seen her in anything else. I suppose there’s a chance I saw her in her appearance on Dream On. Wendie Malick made much more of an impression on that show. But seriously, this? You think that’s super hot? She’s no hotter than Chrissy Tiegen whom I’ve noticed is generally hated around here. You can't be serious
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: “I. am. gay.” -whatthebuck Oh, damn. I so desire the approval of futureman. What am I supposed to do now?
April 1, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: What am I supposed to do now? Leave...never come back. Ever
April 1, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Oh, damn. I so desire the approval of futureman. What am I supposed to do now? repent, of course. but don’t expect my approval any time soon.
April 1, 20223 yr Putting Chrissy Tiegen on the same hotness pedestal as Salma Fucking Hayek is just as outrageous as saying you’d rather fuck ‘86 Kelly McGillis over present day Jennifer Connelly. Bush league, psych-out shit. Laughable.
April 1, 20223 yr Now let's just hold up a minute. Just what kinda hotness scale are we talking about? A thirty second one? A thirty day one? Or a thirty year one? In my experience, latinas have a heavy concentration in the shorter time frames and not so much the longer ones. Who am I kidding, though, really? I'm 36, but Salma Hayek is smoke and I'd love for her to be my sugar momma. Also, if you want to be taken seriously in a thread about movie stars on a sub-board about movies, you shouldn't brag about the fact that you barely know who she is.
April 1, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Right. She’s so hot. And so famous. I looked up her filmography on IMDb. I’ve seen Traffic. I don’t recall her. I sold the DVD back. I respect the message but the movie wasn’t that great. I haven’t seen her in anything else. I suppose there’s a chance I saw her in her appearance on Dream On. Wendie Malick made much more of an impression on that show. But seriously, this? You think that’s super hot? She’s no hotter than Chrissy Tiegen whom I’ve noticed is generally hated around here. WTF is it with people from Ohio ?
April 1, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, longhornmatt said: Salma Hayek is apparently married to the French tycoon who owns Gucci, Balenciaga, Saint Laurent, etc., who is worth 7 billion and whose father is worth another 45 billion on top of that. Obviously, what happened is Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart turned that guy down so he settled. Also: Holy fuck that his one hot scene.
April 1, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Right. She’s so hot. And so famous. I looked up her filmography on IMDb. I’ve seen Traffic. I don’t recall her. I sold the DVD back. I respect the message but the movie wasn’t that great. I haven’t seen her in anything else. I suppose there’s a chance I saw her in her appearance on Dream On. Wendie Malick made much more of an impression on that show. But seriously, this? You think that’s super hot? She’s no hotter than Chrissy Tiegen whom I’ve noticed is generally hated around here.
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said: WTF is it with people from Ohio ? West Virginia. He’s from wva
April 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Hottest Salma was Desperado Salma. This is not open for debate. At all. Yeah it is. Hottest Selma is in Dusk To Dawn.. THAT is what's not in debate.
April 1, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Yeah it is. Hottest Selma is in Dusk To Dawn.. THAT is what's not in debate. Again, you are totally wrong about everything.
April 1, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Again, you are totally wrong about everything. It must hurt being you. I feel for you, and anyone around you.
April 1, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: buck is fucking with you guys. and he’s very good at it. He’s from wva. The closest thing to exotic for him is a second cousin.
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