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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment

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3 hours ago, mchookem said:

Bill Maher spent quite a bit of time on the topic this weekend...he was at the Vanity Fair after party and said he was talking to 'a very well respected and famous member of Hollywood who was AA'..

basically Bill said something along the lines of "i remarked how restrained and calm Chris Rock had reacted and he (the AA) said 'he had to be, bc in that moment he was 'carrying the weight of his race'."

so one...i thought he was talking about Denzel, but given that^ tepid statement i guess it was someone else...maybe Perry, or Sam Jackson... although I imagine Jackson saying something much colorful lol. was Idris Elba there?

anyways, whoever it was...interesting point i had not considered, bc why would i? #whiteprivilege lol. but i could see it, the idea if Rock had responded in kind, what kind of story would have been written.

but Rock is a comedian and wordsmith by trade... so if there were any 'responding in kind' it would have been him punching with words. probably right in the gut which, given Smith's obvious emotional and mental stress, would have resulted in the same (i.e. a basic brawl onstage).

which was the person's point, and how that would have undoubtedly (and wrongly) given license to the notion it reflected on the AA population as a whole.

Which the very notion is born of racism. It's condemning the whole based on the actions of a few. Which is something that doesn't happen to whites in America. When a white celebrity does something stupid or criminal no one says they're bringing down their race. 

That's a completely unfair burden to place on any individual. No individual speaks for or represents a race or ethnicity

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  • I was sick of Will Smith, his attention whore wife, and his weirdo kids well before this. And now we'll have to hear more bullshit about these dipshits. The entire family can fuck right off. 

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    Dude couldn’t even knock scrawny ass Chris Rock over with a free punch. No wonder that pussy had to flee Philly. 

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On 4/1/2022 at 1:58 PM, mchookem said:

this young man was actually at the Oscars. he is pleasant to look at 😛😊

if you like twinks. 

On 4/3/2022 at 3:43 AM, bad_teammate said:

We need a Surly style guide for the idoits.

This is well done 

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

WTF....can’t afford a shirt?

At these prices? 

On 4/1/2022 at 6:04 AM, closetohumping said:

West Virginia.  He’s from wva

Ah yes, the Motown State

38 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

 

Will Smith is bitch made.

I wonder if Will Smith wishes she didn't get physical with August Alsina ?

If you go to a comedy club anywhere and you’re sitting in the front row you have to be prepared for jokes. Just how it is. Works the same at the Oscar’s. 
 

Anyway, not sure how old this video is, but oooof. 
 

It’s amazing that someone this rich and powerful could be under one person’s thumb so badly. 

30 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

If you go to a comedy club anywhere and you’re sitting in the front row you have to be prepared for jokes. Just how it is. Works the same at the Oscar’s. 
 

Anyway, not sure how old this video is, but oooof. 
 

It’s amazing that someone this rich and powerful could be under one person’s thumb so badly. 

 

*Oscars

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Smith banned from attending for 10 years... damn. I guess he'll just have to not watch from home like the rest of us.

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

If you go to a comedy club anywhere and you’re sitting in the front row you have to be prepared for jokes. Just how it is. Works the same at the Oscar’s. 
 

Anyway, not sure how old this video is, but oooof. 
 

It’s amazing that someone this rich and powerful could be under one person’s thumb so badly. 

No sympathy.  He has earned every bit of where he is at today.

 

But geez that is a screwed up household. 

Smith banned from attending for 10 years... damn. I guess he'll just have to not watch from home like the rest of us.

Jada now free to bring one of her bulls.
3 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

It’s amazing that someone this rich and powerful could be under one person’s thumb so badly. 

I just don't get it.  She's a G-list nobody outside of her marriage to him.  Leave that bitch.

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On 4/3/2022 at 9:35 AM, Helobious said:

You know how many females want to fuck that guy? A lot. I’d say that qualifies you as manly if that’s the case. That’s like ingrained in human DNA, attract the opposite sex. And he’s achieving that. 

How does it augment your manly argument/definition if you are attracting not just the opposite sex?

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

How does it augment your manly argument/definition if you are attracting not just the opposite sex?

What's manlier than being so attractive even manly men want to fuck you?

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

What's manlier than being so attractive even manly men want to fuck you?

A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus?

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21 minutes ago, futureman said:

well this thread took a turn…

And fuck you for not warning us. 

On 4/4/2022 at 12:41 PM, Hermanator said:

Which the very notion is born of racism. It's condemning the whole based on the actions of a few. Which is something that doesn't happen to whites in America. When a white celebrity does something stupid or criminal no one says they're bringing down their race. 

That's a completely unfair burden to place on any individual. No individual speaks for or represents a race or ethnicity

Right.  I don’t disagree with this but I think there would be a diffeeent level of outrage if Will were white

I’m guessing if he gets nominated again before the 10 years are up they’ll lift the ban. Because they’re all pussies.

21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m guessing if he gets nominated again before the 10 years are up they’ll lift the ban. Because they’re all pussies.

How does someone get nominated if they're banned? I would assume his name isn't under consideration for any academy award during the ban. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

How does someone get nominated if they're banned? I would assume his name isn't under consideration for any academy award during the ban. 

My bad. I just thought he couldn’t attend the ceremony.

How does someone get nominated if they're banned? I would assume his name isn't under consideration for any academy award during the ban. 

Looks like he can still be nominated and win.

Smith's resignation means that he is no longer part of the Academy's voting body, but it does not prevent the Oscar winner from being nominated in the future, a source with knowledge previously told CNN.

Smith can also still be nominated despite being barred from attending the Oscars because "the standards of conduct rules" at play in today's action "do not apply to awards eligibility," a source close to the Academy with direct knowledge of the rules told CNN on Friday.


https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/08/entertainment/will-smith-academy-sanctions-decision/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twcnnbrk&utm_content=2022-04-08T19%3A02%3A35&utm_term=link&fbclid=IwAR2LFbvOg-8elguY6aFryEFpGCnu8ae9WPXD6__RIrgcdzyEgwf7QWE4Zz0

Watch Jada get nominated next year and Will can’t attend.  Does she go with family member or side piece? 

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Would the presenter make a joke about having her name in their mouth?

Would the presenter make a joke about having her name in their mouth?

It will be something else in her mouth that gets the laughs. And she will laugh because it isn’t Will Smith.
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Imploded his career over a comment about the woman he wasn't even living with? What a terrible decision. 

57 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Imploded his career over a comment about the woman he wasn't even living with? What a terrible decision. 

He is an emotionally abused man. She always seemed like a controlling, manipulative cunt, and he allowed himself to be played and owned by her. He prob did that hoping to win points with her. Damn, knowing this makes what he did even more sad and pathetic.

She seems genuinely angry that Will is famous and she is not, or more accurately that she's only famous because of him and she's determined to punish him for it.

She would probably more happy if they had been just scraping by but she got to shine between the two of them.

He and Jimbo should start a support group. 

I am starting to think she is his first lay.

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I am starting to think she is his first lay.

If he didn't fuck Nia Long when they were together on Fresh Prince, then everything I thought I knew about the world is a lie.

Something about this crazy lady puts her on my radar. She clearly has the Amazing Snapping Undefeated... I always thought it would be Halle Berry that would be my crazy old lady, but Jada is really putting up a fight. 

Maybe I should give her a call. 

11 hours ago, Slacks said:

Something about this crazy lady puts her on my radar. She clearly has the Amazing Snapping Undefeated... I always thought it would be Halle Berry that would be my crazy old lady, but Jada is really putting up a fight. 

Maybe I should give her a call. 

You need practice before you jump into that pool.  I suggest starting here and here.

What a fucking loon.  That guy is rich and handsome.  He could be getting all the pussy in the world.

13 hours ago, Slacks said:

Something about this crazy lady puts her on my radar. She clearly has the Amazing Snapping Undefeated... I always thought it would be Halle Berry that would be my crazy old lady, but Jada is really putting up a fight. 

Maybe I should give her a call. 

I don't think she answers calls from your side anymore. NTTIAWWT.

14 hours ago, Nivek said:

I am starting to think she is his first lay.

first female lay

14 hours ago, Slacks said:

Something about this crazy lady puts her on my radar. She clearly has the Amazing Snapping Undefeated... I always thought it would be Halle Berry that would be my crazy old lady, but Jada is really putting up a fight. 

Maybe I should give her a call. 

 

15 hours ago, Nivek said:

You need practice before you jump into that pool.  I suggest starting here and here.

I only get one shot at this... But I like where you're going. 

12 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I don't think she answers calls from your side anymore. NTTIAWWT.

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