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Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment

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I liked him saying he’s protecting women on the movie set n shit.

Bet that goes over well with the Hollywood women

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  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    I watch one goddamned women’s basketball game, ….

  • I was sick of Will Smith, his attention whore wife, and his weirdo kids well before this. And now we'll have to hear more bullshit about these dipshits. The entire family can fuck right off. 

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    Dude couldn’t even knock scrawny ass Chris Rock over with a free punch. No wonder that pussy had to flee Philly. 

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2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Insert "who gives a shit?" gif here.  It's a show that almost nobody watches that concerns movies that almost nobody has seen.

Well it’s trending as fuck right now, so.

well i did not know Plemmons was married to Dunst. 

And then someone tag teams Jada Pinket Smith.


This is why Will is all fucked up.
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well it’s trending as fuck right now, so.

Which says a bunch about the vapidity of popular culture.

Well Will Smith obviously can’t take a joke these days.  Damn, them Scientologist are crazy.  

anthony hopkins is trying to tell everyone that its fucking bullshit what we just saw.....   and he cant actually SAY it because he would be booed out of the theater

Just now, Stunns38 said:

 


This is why Will is all fucked up.

 

100%.

That was all about Will-Jada problems and little to do with the actual joke.

Haha holy shit Anthony Hopkins. King shit

This oscars is drunk as a mother fucking skunk

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I think I’m going to take a counterpoint here. His wife has lost her hair due to a disease and Rock made a joke about her. If that was my wife, I might clock him as well. 

Before reading thread, Will smith a punk ass bitch. Lost a lot of respect for him tonight. To quote Mencia (who probably stole it): It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

2 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


I was wondering if I saw some nip there!

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6 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Insert "who gives a shit?" gif here.  It's a show that almost nobody watches that concerns movies that almost nobody has seen.

There will be ahem...a political angle about all that went on tonight.

2 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Haha holy shit Anthony Hopkins. King shit

This oscars is drunk as a mother fucking skunk

Wait, what happened?

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Wait, what happened?

Yea need clip of drunk Hopkins!  Lol

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I think I’m going to take a counterpoint here. His wife has lost her hair due to a disease and Rock made a joke about her. If that was my wife, I might clock him as well. 

Are you a humorless scientologist robot like the Smiths?

5 minutes ago, achooloco said:

Before reading thread, Will smith a punk ass bitch. Lost a lot of respect for him tonight. To quote Mencia (who probably stole it): It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

No, you wouldn't

Somehow this will be blamed either on Russia or Trump by the start of the after parties.

Rock is going to have to do something, because his ass is going to be a meme of this 4ever………….

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea need clip of drunk Hopkins!  Lol

he’s been sober over 40 years. or did I miss the joke?

1 minute ago, Droopy said:

Rock is going to have to do something, because his ass is going to be a meme of this 4ever………….

You don't fuck with David Miscavige. 

3 minutes ago, deac_tracy said:

Smith's acceptance speech

 

"I'm being called on to love people."

-- Lunatic who just hit somebody on national tv.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone who doesn't think that was scripted is an idiot.

Well if it is then the Academy Awards are now officially the MTV Music Video Awards....

2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Are you a humorless scientologist robot like the Smiths?

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

100%.

That was all about Will-Jada problems and little to do with the actual joke.

And Will just made it worse by taking it to 11..complete mental breakdown 

 

 

10 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Which says a bunch about the vapidity of popular culture.

Lol well no shit?

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3 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Somehow this will be blamed either on Russia or Trump by the start of the after parties.

Take it to the DT bro.

 

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone who doesn't think that was scripted is an idiot.

Right, since Chris Rock and Will Smith are great buddies who love this kind of thing

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Chris Rock actually handled that really well

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

"I'm being called on to love people."

-- Lunatic who just hit somebody on national tv.

Pure Hollywood -

Preach righteous, live sinful.

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

haha, lulz. jokes get made about worse shit than hair loss. quit crying. 

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

Jada does not have cancer.  If she was bothered by her hair she would have worn a wig.  Looks like she's fine with her baldness.  Will Smith is an ass.

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

Who gives a shit? It’s hair. I lost mine at 20, and you don’t see my wife slapping people who crack on me.

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off
Think about how much more powerful it would have been if he simply held her hand. Gave Rock a look, maybe a shake of the head, maybe mouthed "Enough". We get so hung up on dealing with the offender we forget about the helping the person that is actually hurt.
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4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

It’s Chris Rock. A comedian. Making fun of your wife who you allow to get fucked by other dudes. 

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

he’s been sober over 40 years. or did I miss the joke?

I misquoted.  Meant to quote dbeasy who said he'd kick his ass, too.      Nah

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

It’s Chris Rock. A comedian. Making fun of your wife who you allow to get fucked by other dudes. 

Who’d want to fuck a bald chick?

 

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