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7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

 

what is up with the sheep fuckers thinking that Texas Tech goes to Texas for the super?

Those dipshits thought they were going to be playing a baseball game today too

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    Been traveling so this is the first chance I've had to share an incident after our game with aggy. I was wearing my Longhorn "fishing" shirt and was walking out of DF when a group of about 7 forty-fif

  • Good lookin out Augie 

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

TN Tech's team ERA over 5.  Interdasting.

 

Seems the SEC might have been a tad overrated.

Like always..they just stat pad each other.

Tenn. Tech ERA is 4.96, while their opponents have been 9.41. They have a batting avg of .339 and leads the nation in HRs with 133.

Our ERA is 4.17, while our opponents have been 5.42. Our batting avg is .274 with 58 HRs.

 

This is going to be interesting!

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double post

If I ever see one of our players pacing around, checking text messages to see if they are drafted during a regional game they can also go fuck themselves.

That was total bullshit and they deserve to lose because of it.

Fuck that guy.

Sooooo, 4 of the top 8 and 8 of the top 16 lost their regionals, with Florida threatening to be the 5th of 8 and 9th of 16.  Great job, seeding committee?

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Hopefully this kidney stone finished passing before this weekend.
 

Stripper pussy is still kicking your ass.


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Congrats to the UT, TT, and MSU (fuck ou)fans in this thread. I’ll salve my wounds over our total suckage with this:

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Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Like fucking clock work

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I said it earlier.  They will fucking lose their shit over this.  Aggy tears never taste bad.

6 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate motivate

Is it just me, or about half way through this abortion of a commercial, does it sound like he's saying "buttaface, buttaface, buttaface"?

11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Go fuck yourself and blow Ernie while you're at it assclown.

Lick my sack 

10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Hopefully this kidney stone finished passing before this weekend.

 

Man, if you’re suffering through one, I’ll pray for you. I’ve had 2 and they baaaaadddddddd!

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Like fucking clock work

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Become fans...😂 😂 

they suck off each other everyday with their chants of their SEC brethren

4 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

Congrats to the UT, TT, and MSU (fuck ou)fans in this thread. I’ll salve my wounds over our total suckage with this:

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Damn that was an ass raping.

Aggy is coattail U

 
 
 
Hey OP! 
It's been a helluva good day for A&M! Two more SEC teams make the Supers. Florida could make it 3. It would've been a helluva great day for A&M if Ole Miss and Georgia could've won!!!

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Like fucking clock work

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Don't understand why a school that has won 2 world series games since civil war reconstruction cares so much.

You're not a baseball school. You're not a football school. You're barely a school that's approaching community college admission levels.

Oh aggy. Never change. 

 
Harry Stamper said:
Look at the bright side.....at least the SEC is doing well !! Well, the teams that matter anyway....
One of which is about to stomp Texas' ass in the Super Regional, which is nothing new. Congrats on making it out of a regional. We realize that's a big deal for your ****ty program

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On ‎6‎/‎2‎/‎2018 at 1:55 PM, Lobo said:

Tennessee Tech coming to Austin next weekend.  Book it.  

All bow to Lobo  !     And take him to Vegas next time you go.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why do all the SEC stadiums look like little league parks?

Excuse me? Do you realllly want to stadium smack? Now I ike the Disch. but It's kinda small...

Just now, msudawg said:

Excuse me? Do you realllly want to stadium smack? Now I ike the Disch. but It's kinda small...

Haha lulz.

21 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

 

what is up with the sheep fuckers thinking that Texas Tech goes to Texas for the super?

i think they are saying us Tech fans will show up in Austin because TTU is playing in Austin. (Tenn Tech)

Excuse me? Do you realllly want to stadium smack? Now I ike the Disch. but It's kinda small...



Are you trying to be funny?


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36 minutes ago, slorch said:

Congratulations, assholes.

Y'all earned it.  Nobody predicted this kind of season for Texas. Team kept working its ass off.

Things went your way.  Now do something with it.

Good luck this coming weekend.

right back at ya , shitbrick 

The FAU shortstop made a couple of great plays that inning.  Still 2-0 after 2

Just now, WBT said:

The FAU shortstop made a couple of great plays that inning.  Still 2-0 after 2

Yep. A couple of blue stars for sure.

Excuse me? Do you realllly want to stadium smack? Now I ike the Disch. but It's kinda small...


You’ve been obsessed with stadia since at least the early shag days. You’re kind of a weirdo, man.
6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Duke is ass. 

I will eat the chair I'm sitting in if Duke beats Georgia twice today.

Well then, I was on a no-plastic diet, but shit....

23 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Like fucking clock work

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Like Arkansas hasn't been one of their SEC daddies for a few years now. No need to "become" a fan. They've been choking on that Arky dick since their 100 year decision. Fuck aggy and arky.

Poor aggy really did lose every rival they ever had.  You are supposed to hate conference rivals, not cheer them on. Fuck Tceh too.

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Lulz Floriduh

When your 3B can’t catch a popup that falls fouls between home plate and first, I’m going to question he has SEC speed. 

So did I miss something or is there a legit chance that 3 teams will lose both games in their regional from the SEC today? Has that level of choke ever happened before?

My friend dates a guy that went to Ole Miss and I’ve met him twice. The first time was the day we played Ole Miss during basketball season, and he talked so much fucking shit about how much better they were because they were in the SEC and they were gonna smoke us... until we whooped their ass later that day.

Saw him again a couple weeks ago right before seeding game out, and all he would y’all about how Ole Miss would be a National seed (“hey, we will too idiot”, I said) and how we don’t know good baseball because we don’t play in the SEC. After educating him on what real college baseball is all about, I was so happy to see us in the same bracket. Was looking forward to beating them, but now I’m really gonna have to turn up the shit talk for not even making their own super. 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So did I miss something or is there a legit chance that 3 teams will lose both games in their regional from the SEC today? Has that level of choke ever happened before?

Pretty sure the current level of choke has never happened before.

So we're looking at...

Auburn-UF/FAU

Tech-Duke

Arky-Soused Caramelizer

Horns-Tenn Tech

 

Fullerton-UDub

MSU-Vandy

UNC-Stetson

Oregon St-Minny

 

Just as we all predicted!

47 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Like fucking clock work

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Rooting for Arkansas and not Tennessee Tech or Duke who are, you know, the actual teams playing Texas and Texas Tech respectively? Oh thats right, aggy joined the SEC because they never have success in anything so their only hope is to live vicariously through the success of their 13 conference "friends". lol aggy gonna aggy

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2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Rooting for Arkansas and not Tennessee Tech or Duke who are, you know, the actual teams playing Texas and Texas Tech respectively? Oh thats right, aggy joined the SEC because they never have success in anything so they're only hope is to live vicariously through the success of their 13 conference "friends". lol aggy gonna aggy

Its not what you know..its who you know. That is lifes' mantra for those who cant do shit on their own.

When your 3B can’t catch a popup that falls fouls between home plate and first, I’m going to question he has SEC speed. 

That was 1B ball, he’s a pussy for sure.


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3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Jorts are about to blow this wide open with bases loaded 

Owls escape further damage.  2-1 after 3 but the owls are already on their 3rd pitcher.

WOW what luck for FAU.. Fly out not deep enough to send runner and then pitcher knocks down a line drive and gets the easy out to strand bases loaded

For all the S-E-C!S-E-C! shit you normally hear, they are eating their own over at SECRant.  It's pretty glorious.

39 minutes ago, Tony Soprano said:

Kind of like the MSU trophy case you mean?

You just shot me in the heart. Damnit

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