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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Average cup breast size by country

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Lots of fat Russians I guess.

 

Also, is this map based on natural cup sizes or enhancements?

Edited by DDD Dad

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Also, is this map based on natural cup sizes or enhancements?

shhhh. don't ask too many questions. it's from a site name boredpanda.com. peer review is probably not a thing to be published on that site.

but that shouldn't stop us from arguing about and regaling in stories of titties.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

That was my first thought as well. beetus titties. 

They nailed SE Asia.  Suspect about some of the others. I’ve been over the world a few times and will have to dig deep back in my memory some. Looking at you Mexico, S America, and Oz. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

Almost certainly.

 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

That was my first thought as well. beetus titties. 

 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Almost certainly.

 

America and McDonalds: We did this!

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I'm not sure this lines up with my memory of National Geographic photos from Africa that I studied as a young man prior to the availability of the internets.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Average cup breast size by country

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Decades back buddy went to eastern Europe to buy a couple of mothballed L-29/39's.  Aged Warsaw jet trainers.  Said the women were amazing.  Utterly gorgeous:  thin and busty as all get out....and eager to get their hooks in Westerners and try to bring them back.  They declined to provide more details....

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I consider myself pretty well traveled. From my anecdotal experience, Prague and Sydney had the most numerous beautiful women and bodies than any other cities that I've traveled to. Prague is number 1 in my book.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

Are the Finns, Swedes and Norwegians fat too?

26 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Are the Finns, Swedes and Norwegians fat too?

Just 'dem tiddies.

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

what about avg # of breasts

Mars isn't on this map.

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Just now, DDD Dad said:

There are functionally two types of Norgies:

1 -- active, relatively fit, and look like they should all be on the cover of a magazine.  Effortlessly good looking people.  It's annoying.

2 -- and there are a lot who look like plump Minnesota farmers and their wives (which makes sense, they're the exact same genetic stock).

And there's not a lot in-between.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

There are functionally two types of Norgies:

1 -- active, relatively fit, and look like they should all be on the cover of a magazine.  Effortlessly good looking people.  It's annoying.

 

Norwegian Would

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I consider myself pretty well traveled. From my anecdotal experience, Prague and Sydney had the most numerous beautiful women and bodies than any other cities that I've traveled to. Prague is number 1 in my book.

 

Jake se mas my brother! There is a lot of good looking Texas women of Czech ancestry. 

Jake se mas my brother! There is a lot of good looking Texas women of Czech ancestry. 

Or they’re fat as fuck.

My dad used to say you could tell if a woman was Bohemian by her thick ankles.

One time we were in line at Luby’s and there was an obese black lady in line. My little sister, who was like 6 at the time, yelled out “she’s Bohemian! Look at those fat ankles!”
17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Or they’re fat as fuck.

My dad used to say you could tell if a woman was Bohemian by her thick ankles.

One time we were in line at Luby’s and there was an obese black lady in line. My little sister, who was like 6 at the time, yelled out “she’s Bohemian! Look at those fat ankles!”

A little off topic, but my wife told me a story about a trip to Target with my daughter was much younger and still learning to talk. She was throwing a little tantrum and yelled "I don't like Brown! Brown is Bad! No Brown!"

There was apparently a black family in front of them and my wife was horrified and actually fearful.

My daughter was talking about M&Ms. She wanted peanut and they only had regular at the check out shelf. She was making the point that she didn't want the brown bag of M&Ms.

My wife apologized and explained praying they would understand. Luckily, the family heard enough of the tantrum to know what she was talking about and laughed it off.

I seriously can't imagine that temporary moment of horror, lol.

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

Nah. Mexico, Saudi Arabia, and the US would definitely not be trailing the Nordic states
5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your daughter’s fucked up. 
Peanut butter m&ms are the best. Everyone knows that. 

Maybe try rereading. She wanted the peanut- which are in yellow bags. Not the plain- which are in brown. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Almost certainly.

 

If that's not bad enough, that map is just the males.

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

 

If that's not bad enough, that map is just the males.

Woo hoo!  Another area i which I’m slightly above average!

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Prague is number 1 in my book.

Amazing how two people can have complete opposite experiences.   Now Budapest and Colombia Im down with

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

Probably not. Look at Mexico. Mexico's one of the fattest countries in the world...

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...but only averages a B-cup.

Meanwhile, Norway  Sweden is one of the fittest in the world, but averages a D-cup.

tl;dr, I should move to Norway Sweden.

(map source)

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i suck at geography

I consider myself pretty well traveled. From my anecdotal experience, Prague and Sydney had the most numerous beautiful women and bodies than any other cities that I've traveled to. Prague is number 1 in my book.
 
Buenos Aires.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe try rereading. She wanted the peanut- which are in yellow bags. Not the plain- which are in brown. 

What the fuck?  I read it just fine. 

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Probably not. Look at Mexico. Mexico's one of the fattest countries in the world...

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...but only averages a B-cup.

Meanwhile, Norway  Sweden is one of the fittest in the world, but averages a D-cup.

tl;dr, I should move to Norway Sweden.

(map source)

Obligatory.

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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Or they’re fat as fuck.

My dad used to say you could tell if a woman was Bohemian by her thick ankles.

One time we were in line at Luby’s and there was an obese black lady in line. My little sister, who was like 6 at the time, yelled out “she’s Bohemian! Look at those fat ankles!”

Bohemian:Bohamian tomato:tomahto 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

A little off topic, but my wife told me a story about a trip to Target with my daughter was much younger and still learning to talk. She was throwing a little tantrum and yelled "I don't like Brown! Brown is Bad! No Brown!"

There was apparently a black family in front of them and my wife was horrified and actually fearful.

My daughter was talking about M&Ms. She wanted peanut and they only had regular at the check out shelf. She was making the point that she didn't want the brown bag of M&Ms.

My wife apologized and explained praying they would understand. Luckily, the family heard enough of the tantrum to know what she was talking about and laughed it off.

I seriously can't imagine that temporary moment of horror, lol.

That cute little hooded white jacket y'all dressed her in didn't help either.

6 hours ago, tomahawk dunk said:

Jake se mas my brother! There is a lot of good looking Texas women of Czech ancestry. 

Velmi dobre.... after that it's only cuss words.  BTW, the license plate word sensor busted every Czech nastiness I could come up with.

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

18 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Or they’re fat as fuck.

My dad used to say you could tell if a woman was Bohemian by her thick ankles.

One time we were in line at Luby’s and there was an obese black lady in line. My little sister, who was like 6 at the time, yelled out “she’s Bohemian! Look at those fat ankles!”

 

15 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Bohemian:Bohamian tomato:tomahto 

 

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this a proxy for an obesity map?

No....  And here is proof.

 

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3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

No....  And here is proof.

 

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I am unconvinced. Do you have additional relevant  data to post?

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I am unconvinced. Do you have additional relevant  data to post?

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Will this do?   

As someone who has an exgf from Göteborg, I can testify to the size 4 34D powers of persuasion. Her friends were of the same ilk. Very active culture. 
Morocco is not correct. Trust me on this khouya. A big fan of the couscous and chebekiya. Agadir, Casa and Tanja. Recognize. If you haven’t been, you need to go to appreciate the beauty of the women. 
And this chart should be by cities. My experience is that Guadalajara, DF and Monterrey bring some serious heat. Chichis Christ!
And Lebanon is definitely incorrect. Had a Beruti exgf, Size 2 32F. Natural. She was dropping bombs. Yalla habibti. Yalla.  She’s an outlier, but if you have been to Beirut… my goodness. Mashallah. 

TLDR: By cities please. Map is definitely clickbait and not peer or surly reviewed. 

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1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Holy shit. 

yep, look at all that trash on the beach. #wouldnotvisit

On 4/1/2022 at 3:42 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

She's not all that attractive

You're an idiot.

On 4/1/2022 at 3:42 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

She's not all that attractive, but isn't trash a little harsh?

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