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New vending machine makes fresh burgers in six minutes while you wait.
 


I want to try one. My question is this: why is it a "worrying" sign?  I understand that some fast food workers will lose their jobs, but doesn't that free them up to do other, more creative/productive work?

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

the world needs automated burger machine repairmen too

10 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Who is gonna get punched in the face when the order is wrong?

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I was intrigued and I'm all for a robot making my food, but these guys, this machine ain't it.  Group of robot nerds who don't understand food and apparently after years of work can't even get a simple burger right.  Look at what a shitty product it kicks out. I mean the ketchup and mustard are on separate side (like left/right) and the cheese didn't even make it on most of the burger.  If they understood food at all they would work to make a robotic fry machine first:

 

35 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 My question is this: why is it a "worrying" sign?  I understand that some fast food workers will lose their jobs, but doesn't that free them up to do other, more creative/productive work?

Think of all those elementary school kids today dreaming of someday being on the other side of the counter slinging happy meals. Dreams are getting crushed, bro. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

My question is this: why is it a "worrying" sign? 

That author must have never visited Tokyo. 

Can't they just program the sex robots to also make burgers? 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Can't they just program the sex robots to also make burgers? 

And wash dishes?

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Can't they just program the sex robots to also make burgers? 

Or a simple turkey and swiss on wheat would suffice.

 

 

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I was intrigued and I'm all for a robot making my food, but these guys, this machine ain't it.  Group of robot nerds who don't understand food and apparently after years of work can't even get a simple burger right.  Look at what a shitty product it kicks out. I mean the ketchup and mustard are on separate side (like left/right) and the cheese didn't even make it on most of the burger.  If they understood food at all they would work to make a robotic fry machine first:

 

Would the burger and reporter. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Or a simple turkey and swiss on wheat would suffice.

 

 

fuck that ice cube GIF



New vending machine makes fresh burgers in six minutes while you wait.
 

I want to try one. My question is this: why is it a "worrying" sign?  I understand that some fast food workers will lose their jobs, but doesn't that free them up to do other, more creative/productive work?


What's more productive than cooking me a fucking cheeseburger?

There's a pizza making machine in terminal B at the SAT airport.

At which point do the pubes get applied to the burger?

beer machines at Narita conquer all vending machines

 

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Would the burger and reporter. 

 

 

serious case of crazy eyes

I think this place is now closed, but I still like watching robots make burgers.

 

 

 

Like all technology, never judge it by the first iteration. Think of it 20 years from now. And I sure as fuck would rather have a robot make my burger than a disgruntled person making 7.50/hour 

I'd be more interested in having a great big woman wearing a feathered costume eat a regular burger, then lean over me and regurgitate it down my mouth like I'm a baby bird.

On 3/30/2022 at 12:06 PM, deadshank said:

Who is gonna get punched in the face when the order is wrong?

Who’s gonna write “Big hairy pussy” on the bathroom mirror?

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd be more interested in having a great big woman wearing a feathered costume eat a regular burger, then lean over me and regurgitate it down my mouth like I'm a baby bird.

How about a blonde actress?  

 

Saw this at ONT airport recently

 

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54 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

How about a blonde actress?  

 

What.  The.  Fuck.

 

 

I know the guys who build these machines figure they've made them impossible for bugs to get inside.

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I know the guys who build these machines figure they've made them impossible for bugs to get inside.

Hopefully if they are cooking raw meat, they clean it once a day 

On 3/30/2022 at 11:40 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I understand that some fast food workers will lose their jobs, but doesn't that free them up to do other, more creative/productive work?

 

Yes it does.  I'm looking forward to the results.  

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Does it cook one at a time? If I want 4 burgers am I having to wait 24 minutes? If I want 1 burger but some guy in front of me orders 4 burgers am I waiting 30 minutes? I am all for self order kiosks, but in this form it doesn’t sound that great. 






What's more productive than cooking me a fucking cheeseburger?

I’ll cook the cheeseburger. Robot clean up the mess!


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On 3/31/2022 at 8:57 PM, utee94 said:

I think this place is now closed, but I still like watching robots make burgers.

 

 

 

I like how the machine makes the entire burger, and then when its finished, it requires a guy to transport the burger like 3 feet to another guy who then puts it on a tray. Who knows how many more people will get involved before it finds itself in the hands of the customer. 

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

I like how the machine makes the entire burger, and then when its finished, it requires a guy to transport the burger like 3 feet to another guy who then puts it on a tray. Who knows how many more people will get involved before it finds itself in the hands of the customer. 

"So you physically take the burger to the customer?" 
"Well... No. My secretary does that." 

On 4/1/2022 at 6:29 PM, Neonmoon said:

Hopefully if they are cooking raw meat, they clean it once a day 

Oh, it'll be cleaned. That's what ants do.

On 3/31/2022 at 10:17 AM, tx ind said:

beer machines at Narita conquer all vending machines

 

I have been in that JAL lounge and the beer robots are fucking legit

49 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

I have been in that JAL lounge and the beer robots are fucking legit

Silly Me.   I just to the NRT 7-11 and grabbed a sixer of Kirin for 10 bucks or so, and found a window with a nice view of the airfield while waiting for my connection. 

On 3/30/2022 at 6:23 PM, Underdog said:

Would the burger and reporter. 

No to the burger.

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This is their idea of “cheese?”

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Imagine how badly they’d fuck up lettuce, pickles, and onions.

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