I debated whether this merited a new thread given the crossover with the Bitch About Your Family Holiday saga.  I figured there are likely posters (like me) who avoid family at all costs and don't have the in-person encounters that we read about in those threads. So in that same vein, who is the family member you would last want to bump into in front of respected friends/colleagues.  Or last you would want to let stay in your house for a week.  You get the point. I present my (sec