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He landed that back flip on his toes. I see kids do that and it always looks like it was a close call as to whether they'd complete it, but this kid looked like a gymnist. A big, strong, fast gymnist. Very impressive.

6 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

He landed that back flip on his toes. I see kids do that and it always looks like it was a close call as to whether they'd complete it, but this kid looked like a gymnist. A big, strong, fast gymnist. Very impressive.

*gymnast

  • 2 weeks later...

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

14 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Arch Mannings aunt works at Kroger?

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Arch Mannings aunt works at Kroger?

Yeah, you know, ever since Eli retired from the NFL, money is tight

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Frank Stallone
46 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Marty Cherry. 

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

You for real?   Fuck off with this dumbass guessing game.  

You for real?   Fuck off with this dumbass guessing game.  

Shit. Thought this was the Bru McCoy thread…..

For what it’s worth she said that he loves UT and doesn’t wanna go anywhere else.
Mike Hunt?  Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

I’m looking for Mike Hawk if you see him…..wait…..
11 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Bob Hope?

14 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Chad Powers?

17 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

Fuck your own face for bumping this 

23 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

CSB….

Went to my local Kroger (HEB wasn’t open) and the checkout lady commented on my Longhorns shirt. Said she had a nephew who was being recruited by the Horns. Guess who her nephew is?

S’Major Applewhite?

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Did not many teams get LB’s this year? Sounds like we were one of the few teams to recruit the position. 

  • 2 weeks later...
Did not many teams get LB’s this year? Sounds like we were one of the few teams to recruit the position. 
All it says is "Texas has one of the linebacker classes in the country"

That's like saying "aggy has one of the fbs football teams in the country"[emoji23]

Heard he leads the team in tackles even though he was a late addition. 

  • 4 weeks later...

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