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If all the First Ladies got in a fist fight, who would win?

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Dolly Madison did badass things in 1812.  Barbara Bush did not, but I bet she could hold her own.

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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eleanor Roosevelt would lick em all.

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Michelle Obama would make all these bitches want to crawl back up their mama's pussy. Her man ain't shit in a fight but she could cut a bitch with her stare alone.

If her fighting skills are even close to her stank face skills, Michelle will whip all their asses.

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no way on michelle; socialists can’t fight for shit.  

give me ladybird. 

Hillary. 

You know she was looking Vince right in the eyes when she pulled the trigger. 

Behind every good man, there's a woman. and that woman was Martha Washington, man. And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him when he'd come in the door. She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. 

Hillary Clinton is a mafia killing mother fucker tho, but if you put her and Michelle mano y mano, I would pick Michelle to squeak out the win.  The only bitch who could take her down is Mary Todd. That bitch took a lit fire place wood to her husband's head when she got pissed off one day. She was cray as fuck.

Now that I ponder on it, I think a lot of past First Ladies could whip up on some on the past Presidents.

Bitches don't fight fair.  And men have a tremendous weak spot that women don't have.

One good kick in the dick with a pair on pointy toe Manolo Blahniks and you dudes are completely out of commission for a few minutes.

Some people think Harding's wife killed him when she found out he was fucking around, so I wouldn't count her out. 

I think Laura Bush is the only one with a confirmed kill on her resume so I’m going with her.

Betty Ford would probably hold her own if she was sufficiently liquored up.

Drunk = bullet proof.

Sally Hemings had the sort of rough upbringing you look for in a fighter...Wrong side of the tracks, a grudge against society and shit. 

14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now that I ponder on it, I think a lot of past First Ladies could whip up on some on the past Presidents.

Bitches don't fight fair.  And men have a tremendous weak spot that women don't have.

One good kick in the dick with a pair on pointy toe Manolo Blahniks and you dudes are completely out of commission for a few minutes.

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Julia Gardiner Tyler was only 24 when she became FLOTUS, 30 years younger than her hubs.

If she stayed out of their reach with her speed and youth, she might give them a go.   But Hillary would prolly convince her to join her and Michelle, and then kill her when her back was turned.

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