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Texas message boards have been around for more than 2 decades. Who goes on Mount Rushmore?
 
1. Derka. Always passionate. Often over the top. Occasionally an asshole. Usually long winded. A message board fixture.
 
2. Mr. Phlegm. The crazy grandpa. Consistently unintelligible. Consistently annoying. Consistently hilarious. Is he still alive? His rare moments of clarity on Florida and Disney World threads bring you deep into his loving soul.
 
3. Ramjet. Quietly dropping photoshops for over a decade. No "look at me" persona. Consistently producing fast reliable photoshops with little fanfare.
 
4. Grendel. A man of the world. A ladies man. An idiot.
 

 
 

Nvm. 

Edited by Eggo

Derka, yes.  He has some inside scoop that was interesting and opinions that were . . . also interesting.  And a rap career.  Mayor of Derkaville.  

Phlegm is a no for me.  

Ramjet is up for consideration

I can't remember a single Grendel post.  Was he the the "pay it forward" guy who gave Derka 2 airline tickets he didn't use?  I forget. 

(Maybe this belongs in "Board Discussion?")

Edited by Bullneck

Back in the day there was a guy claiming that being an early entry college football player gives him no advantage 

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the value of his MS paint dick contributions cannot be understated. Its just a shame NFT's weren't around in his day or he would be a millionaire for his work

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