April 3, 20223 yr Texas message boards have been around for more than 2 decades. Who goes on Mount Rushmore? 1. Derka. Always passionate. Often over the top. Occasionally an asshole. Usually long winded. A message board fixture. 2. Mr. Phlegm. The crazy grandpa. Consistently unintelligible. Consistently annoying. Consistently hilarious. Is he still alive? His rare moments of clarity on Florida and Disney World threads bring you deep into his loving soul. 3. Ramjet. Quietly dropping photoshops for over a decade. No "look at me" persona. Consistently producing fast reliable photoshops with little fanfare. 4. Grendel. A man of the world. A ladies man. An idiot.
April 3, 20223 yr Popular Post 5. South Austin's mom - a lady of the night. Typically available, always generous. A selfless lover to all.
April 3, 20223 yr he committed to oklahoma freakshow. Not that he lives in oklahoma, and I am the idoit.
April 3, 20223 yr parodies of the simulation not allowed: no fitlump no preacher boy, etc. then there are categories: regulars still around, and those no longer on the forum (real life breathing status not relevant)
April 3, 20223 yr I feel like I really helped influence the quality of women posted in the recruiting threads. The olds were on a rampage circle jerking these ironing board built bitches with fake titties, it was tragic really.
April 3, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said: TxTow, the chick who helped hacksaw her boyfriend’s ex, TOR and Texanne Wait, what the fuck's the story with this? I don't remember that at all, but I should.
April 3, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Lobo said: Wait, what the fuck's the story with this? I don't remember that at all, but I should. Came here for the co sign
April 3, 20223 yr Popular Post Motion to add nowthis. Dude dropped into a Kobe Bryant thread while the whole world was reeling from the loss of an icon along with another family and young girls with a link to pegging porn and vanished
April 3, 20223 yr I just want @Machinator to comeback.. we miss him on the recruiting board and I promise to never take him for granted
April 3, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Eggo said: Who? give me a break....I am old and cant spell Cat twice in a row without help
April 3, 20223 yr Just now, oldhorn2 said: give me a break....I am old and cant spell Cat twice in a row without help Who's Cat?
April 3, 20223 yr 43 minutes ago, Lobo said: Wait, what the fuck's the story with this? I don't remember that at all, but I should. 39 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: Came here for the co sign He's referencing Laura Hall- the chick who helped Colton Pitonyak dismember Jennifer Cave back in 2005. She showed up on Hornfans shortly after the incident.
April 3, 20223 yr I remember that crime from Austin news. After dismembering a human body, her first instinct was to register on a UT message board? What the fuck? What was her username? How long did she stay? And how was she outed as Laura Hall? I'll use the search feature but I'm guessing somebody on here has more inside baseball info on the whole deal. Just saw somebody couple years ago mention he was at a friend's house and two random girls came over to hang out. One of them weirded out the poster. Turns out it was Laura Hall and this was just a matter of days/weeks after the murder. Shitty to think that she's out free now, walking among us. Probably posting among us for all we know? Edited April 3, 20223 yr by Lobo not many mentions of her on this site, I'm sure Katy deleted all of her posts from hornfans ages ago
April 3, 20223 yr Can we also do some that should be underneath this fictional Mt. Rushmore? Who was the lease a corvette guy? Rocko?
April 3, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Lobo said: What was her username? How long did she stay? I don't remember her username and she didn't stay long. My memory on the specifics are a little fuzzy with it being so long ago but here's what I recall. We had a thread on the topic and it had gotten pretty long by the time Pityonak & Hall were arrested. IIRC she showed up not super long after their arrest- a handful of days or a week after maybe. She started posting in defense of Colton and I believe posted a bit negatively about Cave as well. At some point during all of this she also got into a long-ish DM/chat exchange with one of the posters who then added the chat/DM log to the thread.
April 3, 20223 yr That's so fucking weird. I'm guessing she wanted to see the public sentiment about her and Colton so she googled various combos of their names and some thread on hornfans. com hit on the first couple pages so she got sucked in late one night. Once in, realized it could be an outlet for her to advocate for Colton while casting dispersions on Cave, all as anonymous Texas fan. Thanks for the look-back, however demented. Well I suppose there should be two Mount Rushmore then of Texas posters. One for really prolific posters and then one for posters who've committed the most heinous crimes---Laura Hall & TxTow are certainly the clubhouse leaders in my book.
April 3, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, CooterBrown said: Ramjet is gonna be pissed you grouped him with those carnies. I was about to say... um... "thanks?"
April 3, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said: TxTow, the chick who helped hacksaw her boyfriend’s ex, TOR and Texanne Just read she's been out of prison for 4 years now. (Laura Hall)
April 3, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said: I don't remember her username and she didn't stay long. My memory on the specifics are a little fuzzy with it being so long ago but here's what I recall. We had a thread on the topic and it had gotten pretty long by the time Pityonak & Hall were arrested. IIRC she showed up not super long after their arrest- a handful of days or a week after maybe. She started posting in defense of Colton and I believe posted a bit negatively about Cave as well. At some point during all of this she also got into a long-ish DM/chat exchange with one of the posters who then added the chat/DM log to the thread. IIRC, there was one poster who really kept up with the day to day during the trial who started referring to Laura Hall as “it” rather than Laura, she, her, etc, and that’s what set this person off. My memory is Swiss cheese as a result of bourbon and bong water so I could be totally off on that…
April 3, 20223 yr Maybe your hatred of all things maroon doesn't burn as brightly as mine, but I read every missive from Randolph Duke like it was the Magna Carta. And, there's only one Thujone.
April 3, 20223 yr Oh this is the real thread my bad. #1 has to be thujone for his MS Paint dick contributions. He could have made big bucks back in the day if NFT's were around.
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