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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

To be fair, who of us here hasn't at least thought about it

I mean, I googled a list of countries that have no extradition treaty with the United States last year.  But only 'cause I'm a geography buff.  

Some surprisingly beautiful nations on that list, btw.   

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

There should be a separate Mt Rushmore for (verified/probable) females.


Mount Rushmore has four figures carved into it, not two.

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks. Also, he was the I-35 rock thrower that caused several serious injuries and wrecks.

Yeah, he very nearly caused a number of multiple car pileups that could have resulted in multiple fatalities.  
 

I hope wherever he’s doing his stretch, they throw rocks at him in the yard.  Then make chess pieces out of the rocks.  Then throw the chess pieces at him.  

23 minutes ago, Hate said:

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks. Also, he was the I-35 rock thrower that caused several serious injuries and wrecks.

Such a crazy ass time when all that came out. 

On 4/3/2022 at 1:56 PM, Dilligas said:

Really miss SpiderAg

Before there was SpiderAg there was 12thStudStan

More deserving in the Mount Flushmore department was Texas Taps, the biggest Belmont parrot who ever lived. To this day I'm convinced it was Mack Brown. 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks. Also, he was the I-35 rock thrower that caused several serious injuries and wrecks.

Jesus fucking Christ.  Damn. Ok how was this linked him like did he come out and say it 

Holy shit, I'd never even heard of the Cave murder/dismemberment.

Kind of sorry I googled that.  Dude was a National Merit Scholar, kid with a bright future, etc.  

And if ever we needed more evidence that crazy attracts crazy, he just happens to have an ex-gf that's totally down with taking a hacksaw to a corpse--not to move/hide the body or anything, just to, you know, disassemble some stuff.  I couldn't glean whether they suspected her of participation in the murder.

If an ex of mine called me up and said, "I just whacked my boyfriend, could you head over here with hacksaw and bring your passport" I'm almost certainly gonna decline.

19 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Who was the one that started the mugshot bracket on TOS?

Something like roadkill_sasquatch?

Miss those threads 

5 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Holy shit, I'd never even heard of the Cave murder/dismemberment.

Kind of sorry I googled that.  Dude was a National Merit Scholar, kid with a bright future, etc.  

And if ever we needed more evidence that crazy attracts crazy, he just happens to have an ex-gf that's totally down with taking a hacksaw to a corpse--not to move/hide the body or anything, just to, you know, disassemble some stuff.  I couldn't glean whether they suspected her of participation in the murder.

If an ex of mine called me up and said, "I just whacked my boyfriend, could you head over here with hacksaw and bring your passport" I'm almost certainly gonna decline.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks. 

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Holy shit, I'd never even heard of the Cave murder/dismemberment.
Kind of sorry I googled that.  Dude was a National Merit Scholar, kid with a bright future, etc.  
And if ever we needed more evidence that crazy attracts crazy, he just happens to have an ex-gf that's totally down with taking a hacksaw to a corpse--not to move/hide the body or anything, just to, you know, disassemble some stuff.  I couldn't glean whether they suspected her of participation in the murder.
If an ex of mine called me up and said, "I just whacked my boyfriend, could you head over here with hacksaw and bring your passport" I'm almost certainly gonna decline.

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks. Also, he was the I-35 rock thrower that caused several serious injuries and wrecks.

And gave everyone on shaggy a mountain of advice about tow trucks. 

20 minutes ago, Augustus said:

If an ex of mine called me up and said, "I just whacked my boyfriend, could you head over here with hacksaw and bring your passport" I'm almost certainly gonna decline.

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I hope wherever he’s doing his stretch, they throw rocks at him in the yard.  Then make chess pieces out of the rocks.  Then throw the chess pieces at him.  

Speaking of doing time, I wonder how Ricky the Pedo is doing?

Oh for fucksakes, how many damn pedophiles have been on these sites?  I knew this was a sketchy place, but fucking FitLump is starting to look like a goddamn saint.

28 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

And gave everyone on shaggy a mountain of advice about tow trucks. 

I appreciated the towing advice.  Then shit got real weird real quickly.

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Gave drugs to teenagers in a trailer park in exchange for them letting him suck their dicks

 

54 minutes ago, B00M said:

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Spoiler

 

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17 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I appreciated the towing advice.  Then shit got real weird real quickly.

"You want me to blow his dick?"
 

"Oh, you want me tow his buick.  Yeah, I can do that...no problem." 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus fucking Christ.  Damn. Ok how was this linked him like did he come out and say it 

Also, dude had AIDS. Don’t remember if he knew it when he was soliciting them kids, or he found out later. That came out during trial iirc.  

49 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Speaking of doing time, I wonder how Ricky the Pedo is doing?

That thread was also fucking nuts. Thought he was close to getting out, also didn't fitlump write him in jail and post updates?

Edited by Zepol87

I nominate Randolph Duke, the official truth dropper on fakeass aggy history and turdition. For that alone, gotta be a lock.

24 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Also, dude had AIDS. Don’t remember if he knew it when he was soliciting them kids, or he found out later. That came out during trial iirc.  

Jesus fuck 

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus fuck 

Yeah. It was a fucking terrible deal all around. I don’t remember how many were hurt with the rock throwing but I think 1-2 were severely hurt.  Fuck that guy. 

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When taking notes make sure you read it right.

Pretty sure whoever that is did it the wrong way.

This place is starting to sound like a goddamn cantina in Mos Eisley

But TxTow threw a rock at Han, first! 

Edited by Lobo

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

To be fair, who of us here hasn't at least thought about it

Marrying a stripper? 

3 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

thujone , ramjet , ctj, phlegm 

Phlegm? He has just copy/pasted the same post for 15 years every time the word aggy is mentioned. 

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

To be fair, who of us here hasn't at least thought about it

Marrying a stripper? 

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

To be fair, who of us here hasn't at least thought about it

Marrying a stripper? 

Just now, Macanudo said:

Marrying a stripper? 

I have it on good authority that you should never do that. 

There is no Mount Rushmore without Hank Scorpio. 

42 minutes ago, ousux said:

When taking notes make sure you read it right.

Pretty sure whoever that is did it the wrong way.


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Rpongetti was a great poster with the video breakdowns.

Who was the guy who had cameras all over his eclipse and wired the door handles to shock cops if they tried to open the door?

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Phlegm? He has just copy/pasted the same post for 15 years every time the word aggy is mentioned. 

he is consistent , traditional ,   quite possibly insane .....whats not to like ? 

17 minutes ago, Smax said:

Who was the guy who had cameras all over his eclipse and wired the door handles to shock cops if they tried to open the door?

Swam, like $70K on crazy-ass upgrades or some shit. 

Edited by shadow_operative2.0
Or maybe VAPA like Larry says.

Rpongetti was a great poster with the video breakdowns.

Who was the guy who had cameras all over his eclipse and wired the door handles to shock cops if they tried to open the door?

VAPA
15 hours ago, Lobo said:

Oh for fucksakes, how many damn pedophiles have been on these sites?

lol "have been"

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

lol "have been"

Majority of this site has medical conditions that cause them to make bad choices. Why else are we here?

58 minutes ago, B00M said:

Majority of this site has medical conditions that cause them to make bad choices. Why else are we here?

90% of this board is dying of Acute Posting Syndrome

35 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

90% of this board is dying of Acute Posting Syndrome

You know that doesn't count as you legally notifying us, as community members, of your "record."  

Anybody mention texlarry yet?

"I'm stunned ... I'm pissed ... it's Mack Brown"

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