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#13406
20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

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It has the added benefit of having HGH precursors so you know he can mash more too because we all need that.

Medically induced coma. It’s the only way to be sure. 

#13409
20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You actually have to be asleep for the body to do any healing.  If you are awake then there is actually no active healing going on so maybe they need to get Yordan loaded up on Pure Sleep.

Then he needs to go to Gallery Furniture and get himself a Tempurpedic mattress. Plus he’ll get double his money back when he wins the World Series

#13412

MLB has silently declared war on its fans...

#13413
2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

is MLB At bat app all jacked for everyone else? can't get the radio pbp

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

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#13414

You would think these pantywaist fans would eventually figure out that booing Altuve typically leads to them getting another sampling of his nuts but we are in Seattle so they probably like that.

#13416

Seriously mlb. Lift the stupid black out rules… I want to pay for the service. So frustrating now that mlb66 is kaput. 

#13417
1 minute ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

nobody would ever expect a first pitch fastball against Altuve...it's almost too genius

#13418
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It is hit and miss on the TV (even out of market games). I had to turn off the power to both my smart TV and router to get it to work today. I also use Nord VPN on my TV to watch the games.

yeah but i'm just trying to listen to the feed in my car and it's not even working. it always works even if I can't fire up the TV side of my MLB subscription. 

GRRRR

#13426

Machete chop you up in CF.

#13430
8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?  Do they not have scouts?

What kind of a dumbfuck throws Altuve a first pitch fastball in the zone?

#13432

Tuve hits the boobirds in the mouf again.( RBI single)

 

Love it.

#13435

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

#13437
Just now, slorch said:

right call.

 

but wholly furk the M's have the yips.

I’m guessing a large cock in one’s ass might cause that. 

#13440

14 game winning streak

fans getting all fired up

declared Jihad on us. 
after a DH and a nightmare travel situation. 
 

yeah- suck it M’s fans. Fuck off. 

Just now, maninblack said:

Robbie Ray sounds like female tennis player

She sounds hot. 

#13443
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Watching the Seattle broadcast is lulz 

The only thing I'll give them credit for is not constantly whining about Rodriguez being out. 

#13445

BABIP gods are smiling upon us today.

But wtf Yuli?  He's had a couple of those since the break already.

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