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#14454

Let me hop in here and again start bashing Tucker, who's clearly the worst hitter in baseball and is guaranteed not to get it out of the infield tonight. Maybe they will help. 

#14460
Bregman on stretches the last 2 months. 
I was referring to them catching Ty France as he went head first into the Astros dugout
#14462
4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Seattle pitcher is acting bitchy for a dude 1/3rd of a way through a no hit shutout.

I doubt he’s got 170 pitches in him tonight.  

#14464
Lmao we owns these fucks and Robert Ray

What happened to Robbie Ray? He seems to have lost 3-4 mph off his fastball, he was pretty dominant last year with the Jays
#14466
31 minutes ago, Scraps said:
33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Bregman on stretches the last 2 months. 

I was referring to them catching Ty France as he went head first into the Astros dugout

Sorry bout that. Took the kids to incredible pizza and hadn’t caught up to that yet. 
it’s also a pretty good summation of our offense

#14469
On 7/28/2022 at 8:26 PM, Slacks said:

Siri would be better than Jake right now...

 

On 7/28/2022 at 8:33 PM, Gourmand said:

Call up Siri!!

 

 

 

Check the time stamps. Slacks knows.

#14479
Kyle Tucker essentially being an auto out isn’t doing us any favors. 
This is why you trade tucker for soto

/kidding
/OrAmI?
/Yes
/No
/Maybe
/SurlyGM
#14484
7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This is why you trade tucker for soto

/kidding
/OrAmI?
/Yes
/No
/Maybe
/SurlyGM

I mean, I would do it. Soto is just a different level with the bat. I don’t know that the extra year helps Washington, but I’d do a Tucker, Chas and Garcia type deal for Soto & Bell if I was the Astros. I think.  It’d be hard to say no. I bet that the Astros package would produce more War than the package they got. I think my head hurts considering this. 

#14485
1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I think Yordan would beat him in a run around the bases.

Yordan was 0.4 seconds faster than mlb average the other day going 1st to home so yeah- probably. 

#14486

Bregman is literally slower than everyone on the Astros except Maldy and tied with Brantley the last I checked so yeah Yordan would destroy him

#14492

Look, I’m not making a prediction or anything but the one way we haven’t beaten them in this soul crushing streak we’ve had against them is letting them get well out in front and reeling them back in slowly but surely. 
just saying. 

#14496

Shift is unbeatable.

Hustle beast mode.

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