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#22851
3 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Every damn time I watched or listened to the game today the Mariners scored. I was never watching every time we scored. I understood the assignment and watched the bottom of the 9th on espn app to appease the baseball Gods. I know what my job is now.


What a fucking game!

So, my wife and I left in the top of the ninth to go out to eat to get away from the TV and change the dynamics of the universe.  Then, Yahtzee!  You do what you gotta do.

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Saw biggest play ever by WPA: Yordan Álvarez homer today (+91.4%)
Kirk Gibson homer in the 1988 World Series (+87.0%)
Jimmy Rollins double in 2009 NLCS (+82.9%)
Brett Phillips single in the 2020 World Series (+82.5%)

 

#22856
1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

lmao.. the mariners coach face as soon as he heard the crack... is killing me haha.

K PASTO? HAHAHAHA -  interviewer funny..

 

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#22862

With all the big-name vets in this team, for Hensley and Pena to have the ABs they did was crazy clutch. And who expected that game out of Yuli? Not I. Sure nice to score 8 in a playoff game while getting so little from your leadoff or 5-hole all stars. 

#22863
15 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

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Not quite as perky as McKayla...

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#22865

Can I just say how much it sucked shit to be at this game most of the game and then how incredible it was when Yordan Yorgonged?

#22866
12 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sure nice to score 8 in a playoff game while getting so little from your leadoff or 5-hole all stars. 

or from your Cy Young award winning pitcher. 

#22869
42 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

When they panned to the dugout and caught Yuli talking to Vazquez, I was convinced Yuli told Christian that Yordan was about to walk it off. This confirms my theory. 

#22870

So... In 2017, I didn't watch, because when I listened on the radio, good shit happened.

Today, I was working and didn't know the score until someone on a call told me the Astros were getting smashed.  I checked there score app...  7-3 in the 7th.  Fuck... Get in the truck... SEA hits a funky one off the pitcher for a an out top of 8...  Then a strike'em out throw'em out, I believe...  

Bottom 8, pitcher is trying to touch 105... Yordan tried to hit it through the wall for a 1B.  Bregman BOMB.  7-5... Aaaaah, shit... These boys tryna Crush!

I don't even remember what SEA did top 9 because fuckem...  Bottom hit by pitch... Altuve K... Rookie stripes base hit... I'm missing an out somewhere.... SEA gets cute with a new pitcher... I tell my son, "oh, shit Yordan is about to smash this to win the game with a walk off!

Click.

Son looks at me like 'OMG' before the call is even made, because you know the sound of a holy shit home run when you hear it, even if you don't even watch baseball...

LET'S GOOOO...  

I think I pulled out in front of someone and almost caused a wreck. 

Garbage cans and buzzers motherfuckers!

 

#22871
29 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

It's a tough call between this and Yordan's tbh

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I bet they don't pick a fight with Yordan next year, tho...

#22873
43 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Can I just say how much it sucked shit to be at this game most of the game and then how incredible it was when Yordan Yorgonged?

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#22874

Love this. Love ripping their hearts out.

I watched on and off at work….shitty game. Had an evening meeting, so was sitting in a presentation for the last few innings.

The boy was watching in Scotland, we’d been texting about how shitty we looked early, then didn’t say much more. My phone buzzes with a text of “YOOOORDAN!!!!” I immediately pull up the gamecast and start fist pumping in my meeting. Got home, and have spent the last hour watching highlights, reading game thread, etc. God I love playoff baseball.

#22875

I don't know which was more brutal; Yordan's 91% winning odds swing, or 49-0.

Don't really care, either.

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#22876
I don't know which was more brutal; Yordan's 91% winning odds swing, or 49-0.
Don't really care, either.
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Lots of hearts being ripped out of chests these days.

And I’m here for it.
#22878

Count me in on the "had to get up and do something different" for the end of the game. Watched innings 1-7 in my office and couldn't take it anymore. Decided to go work out at the office gym. Came out of the locker room from changing just in time for the Bregman HR. Next 30 minutes in the gym, I just kept occasionally checking the game feed on Twitter to see if it was over yet. The walk-off happened as I was catching a breather, definitely let out an audible "holy fucking shit" that I'm pretty sure the others in there heard. 

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Alvarez’s Statcast-projected 438-foot blast was the first walk-off home run in postseason history by a team trailing by multiple runs. It was the second walk-off homer in postseason history by a team down to its final out. The other was Kirk Gibson's game-ending homer off Dennis Eckersley in Game 1 of the 1988 World Series.

Both of these are hard to believe

#22885
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

yall keep talking shit about pena not being able to hit breaking balls !

His previous at-bats didn't give me much confidence, but that and Hensley's walk were huge. 

#22886

Reasons I can't speak tomorrow:

1) Screaming

2) Gagging Yordong

This really makes up for getting too drunk and missing correas walk off against yanks

 

 

#22887
2 minutes ago, Briuis said:

His previous at-bats didn't give me much confidence, but that and Hensley's walk were huge. 

 

if you go back, someone logged in as me and talked shit about pena. i need to look into that

 

 

 

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#22888

Pretty fucking rad to be at a game and be in need of something that has never happened before in order to win and to get that thing in the most brilliant and devastating fashion.

That stadium was ALIVE. 

Almost didn’t go.

#22891

This whole thread is pretty great. I just spent a good 30 minutes digging through the replies. Some great shots from right behind the plate, a couple from up right in the section where it landed and you see the ball coming right at the camera, and even some fun clips of little league teams watching on their coaches' phones at practice.  

 

#22892
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Robbie Ray has cojones the size of Montana but the brain the size of Rhode Island. You can't make that pitch to Yordan twice. He will make you pay. 

#22893
4 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Fuck, I have only seen a few hit harder than that. That is insane.

Hardest hit Astros homer I've seen along with one Eric Anthony hit at Candlestick that went over the right field fence and seemed like it never got more than 12 feet off the ground. 

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#22894

Fucking amazing.  Took my 8yr old daughter on a dad/daughter date. Will never forget this one. 

#22898
22 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

This whole thread is pretty great. I just spent a good 30 minutes digging through the replies. Some great shots from right behind the plate, a couple from up right in the section where it landed and you see the ball coming right at the camera, and even some fun clips of little league teams watching on their coaches' phones at practice.  

 

This one is awesome…

 

 

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