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How deep is the pool?

#1004
9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, did we? It's a dad gum west coast game (or is this when AZ is only an hour behind us?) so it's like we still are being punished. 

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

#1006
6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

thanks.  Guess it's basketball time that we get the 8:00 start instead of the 9:00 usually.  Stupid Az, trying to be different.  Thanks a lot.  I'm looking at you too Indiana (I think).

#1010
13 minutes ago, Scraps said:
14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?

I don't fuck around

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

#1011

How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.

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#1013
How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.
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#1014
24 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

Ah… memories.  This is the setting for my story in the “worst place you have taken a shit” thread.  

#1017

Steven Souza....although a nobody....was last person to speak up last night....way more tweets about other teams cheating etc but i like this one cause Altuve is getting so fucked out of this whole deal

#1020
23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

Yep, I've said this to the "bangbang" idiots at work for years. Shit, even going back before the "Odor is better than Altuve" days of TOS. There's no question whatsoever that if Altuve were a Yankee thus far and had won multiple All Star honors and an MVP and batting titles, he would be more adulated than Jeter was for the same reason they all mock and doubt him now--his small stature. They would think he's the greatest Yankee since Babe Ruth.

#1025
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

I know it wasn't malicious, and I don't disagree with your contention, but damn...

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#1028

I flew all the way out here to see Yordan hit a homer into the pool and he isn't even going to play

#1029

Everyone in my family exempt me has been sick the last 2 weeks. Including mom and dad who live on property with us. Heard other people say the same. It’s going around where I am I guess. 

#1032

My first grader was out today. As were 8 others in his 21 kid class.

#vomitorium

#1040

I just wouldn't be shocked if he started in RF tomorrow with Yordan sick, Brantley old lol, day game

#1042
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Im drunk and love Astros baseball

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