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How deep is the pool?

"first ones here....first ones here." 

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9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, did we? It's a dad gum west coast game (or is this when AZ is only an hour behind us?) so it's like we still are being punished. 

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

During daylight saving time (which is all of baseball season), AZ is same as CA.

thanks.  Guess it's basketball time that we get the 8:00 start instead of the 9:00 usually.  Stupid Az, trying to be different.  Thanks a lot.  I'm looking at you too Indiana (I think).

Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?
I don't fuck around
13 minutes ago, Scraps said:
14 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:
Aren't we 8.5 hours from first pitch?

I don't fuck around

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.

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How did you get in the stadium already?  They don't open Minute Made that early on game days.
I am really Brian McTaggart
24 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

If you did, you’d be pregaming on the ASU campus. 

Ah… memories.  This is the setting for my story in the “worst place you have taken a shit” thread.  

I think roof will be open both games

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Good grief, were you really that worried about finding a good parking spot?

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Steven Souza....although a nobody....was last person to speak up last night....way more tweets about other teams cheating etc but i like this one cause Altuve is getting so fucked out of this whole deal

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

Yep, I've said this to the "bangbang" idiots at work for years. Shit, even going back before the "Odor is better than Altuve" days of TOS. There's no question whatsoever that if Altuve were a Yankee thus far and had won multiple All Star honors and an MVP and batting titles, he would be more adulated than Jeter was for the same reason they all mock and doubt him now--his small stature. They would think he's the greatest Yankee since Babe Ruth.

At least Tucker is moving up

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19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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surly Stros thread when everyone sees the lineup

 

Angry Jason Momoa GIF by Saturday Night Live

43 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

surly Stros thread when everyone sees the lineup

 

Angry Jason Momoa GIF by Saturday Night Live


I’m cool with it 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If he played for the Yankees, he would get Jeter levels of adoration from the national media.

I know it wasn't malicious, and I don't disagree with your contention, but damn...

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They didn’t spend time around the Astros, but it seems like a lot of people woke up sick today 

I flew all the way out here to see Yordan hit a homer into the pool and he isn't even going to play

Everyone in my family exempt me has been sick the last 2 weeks. Including mom and dad who live on property with us. Heard other people say the same. It’s going around where I am I guess. 

My first grader was out today. As were 8 others in his 21 kid class.

#vomitorium

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

@Wulaw Horn needs to step up his game

 

These are probably in the 400 sections, but no one should be able to buy 5K tickets for a single game.

I think Pettis is teaching Goodrum RF [emoji848]

At least i think that is Goodrum

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8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think Pettis is teaching Goodrum RF emoji848.png

He’s a great OF coach 

I just wouldn't be shocked if he started in RF tomorrow with Yordan sick, Brantley old lol, day game

Im drunk and love Astros baseball

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3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Im drunk and love Astros baseball

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this is the trust tree

Green light.  Altuve looks like he's feeling froggy early.

Damnit, that was smoked but right at him.  109 mph.

Peña has such raw power

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