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#10801

LMAO Maldy hitting the throttle on the moto-scooter towards the dugout

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#10803
5 minutes ago, slorch said:

Play home games at Yankee Stadium?

Dimensions maybe but other than that ewww

#10804
1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Dimensions maybe but other than that ewww

agreed, but it fit the bill you were describing.

Not wanting that for our heroes.

#10805
7 minutes ago, slorch said:

Agreed.

Astros are his slump buster for some reason...

I don’t think he’s had a lot of slumps lately. He’s currently tied for 6th in BA in MLB

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#10806

Noice let's go Jake.

 

I still love Bregman  working the fuck out of pitchers.

#10807
4 minutes ago, slorch said:

agreed, but it fit the bill you were describing.

Not wanting that for our heroes.

Nah, I literally just want the Crawford box moved for Yordan

#10810

Astros getting some beneficial calls today.  Straight up.

 

Who asked for Montero?   It's ass kicking time, in a good way.

#10811
Just now, slorch said:

Astros getting some beneficial calls today.  Straight up.

 

Who asked for Montero?   It's ass kicking time, in a good way.

They've been getting fucked over by the ump also

#10813

George over Stanton 110 times out of 100.

Fuck that clown.

#10817

9 walks and none of them have scored...

#10822

who the fuck hates Maldy?

 

That's like hating Santa Claus.

#10824

I think if Pena got on base with a walk or single in the 9th last night the Royals still would have walked Yordan.

#10829
5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Keep it boring, Press. 

Very fucking boring.

LFG!!!

#10831

yawn.

 

 

Nice work Montero and Pressly closing.

 

Fuck yes!!!

#10836
1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yordan's dong was a true Crawford Box special:

 

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

#10837
4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

Yep. I recall Berkman muscling several balls that were low on the outside of the plate with a bunch of backspin that carried into the Crawford boxes

#10843
37 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Berkman used to do that quite a bit.  Oppo into the Crawford Boxes.  Or at least that is my recollection.

Yep. Crawford Boxes will help Alvarez more right where they are than moving to right field. Might be an exaggeration but when he launches one to right he doesn't need a short porch. But his routine flies the other way will get out a bunch because of them, and he's one of those power hitters who hits high backspin fly balls the other way. 

#10845
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

80 games left, we plays the A’s 16 times I believe. Let’s get it !!!

20% of our games left are with those twat waffles. Nice. 

#10846

I'd be worried but all the guys that felt like they were the better team are gone

#10848

The Astros should trade for Benintendi. He hits very well against the Yankees. His OPS against us is in the high 600s. Let Meyers be the 4th OF, defensive replacement for Brantley. Then resign Benintendi (he's currently making $8M, combining Brantley's two deals, 4-$64M, with the Astros would be a good start) in the offseason to replace Brantley and Jake can be the CF again.

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#10849
51 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The Astros should trade for Benintendi. He hits very well against the Yankees. His OPS against us is in the high 600s. Let Meyers be the 4th OF, defensive replacement for Brantley. Then resign Benintendi (he's currently making $8M, combining Brantley's two deals, 4-$64M, with the Astros would be a good start) in the offseason to replace Brantley and Jake can be the CF again.

This. The Royals acquired Benitendi for a bag of Skittles. I doubt the Red Sox would trade with the Astros, but they should have been involved. 

#10850
1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Be careful what you wish for, those guys were division champions like...a year and change ago.

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