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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I hate these Little League rules….

yep, terrible

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I thought they’d done away with it? Guess I wasn’t paying attention. 

How does your closer throw a four pitch walk?

Doesn't matter about Chas, that loss is wholly on our 'Closer'....

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Wear that one Pressley. Now what the fuck am I going to do?  Approaching four hours. Porn, I guess. 

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Doesn't matter about Chas, that loss is wholly on our 'Closer'....

He has one bad game and you're ready to replace him? 

I'm like 90% sure Pressly has to have some kind of long standing injury that has gone unnoticed or something.  Click is going to catch hell if he signed him to that extension hurt.

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

How does your closer throw a four pitch walk?


I’m worried about Presley. I’m hoping he just needs some more spring training 

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

He has one bad game and you're ready to replace him? 

We'll see, but weren't there some rumblings in ST of issues?  Velocity down?

My gut says he's on a downward trend.  Hope I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time.  And I don't get too worked up in April, don't watch standings until at least May.  Just a feeling, for now.

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:This is sort of my fear with this team that we are a couple bats short.  It's so early and spring training was so funky it's way too early to say.  But even though we are 4-1 we've only really broken out in 1 game- the rest of it the offense has been pretty anemic.  

Especially if several of the better bats we do have aren't getting it done. A lot of pressure to keep putting on our pitchers. 

Funny that Chas gets an error on that play when it doesn't matter whether he catches it or not.

Have we won a get away day game in four seasons? Just forfeit and get on the fucking airplane early.

19 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Have we won a get away day game in four seasons? Just forfeit and get on the fucking airplane early.

We won Sunday!  

Funny that Chas gets an error on that play when it doesn't matter whether he catches it or not.

Oh it matters. Ever seen someone fall running home? Or leaving the bag early??? He needed to make that catch because strange things happen in baseball
Also, not being able to score repeatedly with two men on and no outs is piss poor.

Not nearly as bad as the DBacks

They stranded 11 through 5

I fucking lost a lot of money today.

Fml

10 hours ago, Scraps said:

I fucking lost a lot of money today.

Fml

why

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Astros lost

oh it was a wager

I thought you might have thrown your wallet in the commode in a fit of rage

1 hour ago, huge said:

oh it was a wager

I thought you might have thrown your wallet in the commode in a fit of rage

Given how yesterday went that was on the table 

Charlie Morton going up against Joe Musgrove tonight 

28 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Charlie Morton going up against Joe Musgrove tonight 

Or who won the last 2 games of the Astros World Series championship.

Astros off and Arizona doesn't have a game I can go to. This day sucks

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Astros off and Arizona doesn't have a game I can go to. This day sucks

Should have hauled ass over to San Diego for Opening Day at Petco.

Went there last September womp womp

I was not aware you earned a restraining order from the city of San Diego preventing your return. 

I am a one time hitter quitter sir

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Or who won the last 2 games of the Astros World Series championship.

Uncle Charlie doing his best LMJ in game 7 impression by hitting a couple of dudes in the first inning.

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.


epic fail 

14 hours ago, Scraps said:

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.

That’s Ok- you decided instead to bang some random ASU coed and her friend you met at a bar last night instead, right? 

Last road series for a little while. Might as well win and let Seattle know who still owns the division. 

We need good odorizzi tonight, get to 5-2 

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Didn't Yordan get it in 2020?

Oh god baseball shape

We may see him by cinco de mayo

Oh god baseball shape

We may see him by cinco de mayo
That bat speed always in game shape

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