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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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#13503

reaches into strike zone to get hit...which is fine.

 

then the crowd boos.  Fuck you Seattle bitches.

#13505

Fuck you rain forest XXXX motherfucker fans.

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#13508
35 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I gotta problem with Altuve's double parking (unless Breg lives on a cul-de-sac)....

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#13509

I'd like to see Yordan against that 102MPH pitch...

#13511

watches quality pitches...

cricket bats a crap pitch.

 

sit down motherfucker.

#13512

and the stream crashes in the ninth inning.

 

Fuck this quality and customer service of free shit.

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

It's almost like he's a good closer (not directed at you)

#13528

Power rankings mean absolutely jack shit, but some of the sites have to put the Astros at the top tomorrow. 

#13529
10 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Press 30 straight retired, damn impressive.

He's no Clay Holmes (who is?), but he's on a major roll. Welcome back. 

#13530
3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Power rankings mean absolutely jack shit, but some of the sites have to put the Astros at the top tomorrow. 

Don't care about the rankings.

The wins are quite gruntling though.

 

LFG!!!

#13533
Just now, slorch said:

Don't care about the rankings.

The wins are quite gruntling though.

 

LFG!!!

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

#13534
4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I really hope they know what they're doing with Yordan's hand.

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#13540
35 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

Yankees, Dodgers, and Astros are basically equal so far.

#13542
On 7/22/2022 at 5:53 AM, TexArcher said:

And now we get to piss all over Seattle's winning streak.

Let's go shove a broom up their ass and turn their attention back to MLS and metrosexual coffees.

 

 

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#13543
55 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Yup don't give a shit either, but is a bit interesting after the last few days how people feel about the best squad.

I was irritated with the narrative after we went through the NY teams like Sherman marching to the sea that people still acted like the Yankees were on a tier by themselves. 

21 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yankees, Dodgers, and Astros are basically equal so far.

Yep. I’d also consider a theoretically healthy Mets pitching staff on that same tier in the playoffs if it works out like that. 

#13545
36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

also we were supposed to have the easiest 2nd half schedule.  i have to imagine we just played 5 of the harder games on it.

The 3 game set in ATL, 6 games left vs Tampa, 4 at home vs the PNW eunuchs, and 3 games vs the Twinkies are the only games vs teams more than 2 games above .500 left.

#13548
14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The 3 game set in ATL, 6 games left vs Tampa, 4 at home vs the PNW eunuchs, and 3 games vs the Twinkies are the only games vs teams more than 2 games above .500 left.

I see 9 tough games. The 6 with Tampa, the 3 with Atlanta, and then I see 57 games against teams waiting to get run the fuck over. 

#13550
6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I see 9 tough games. The 6 with Tampa, the 3 with Atlanta, and then I see 57 games against teams waiting to get run the fuck over. 

We'll probably rest some guys, save our best baseball for the playoffs, and let's be honest, we'll probably get a little complacent, so I don't see us going any better than 62-4 down the stretch. 

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